They tried to make Eva Mendes go to rehab and she said, "No no..." oh wait. She said "yes yes yes." According to DailyStab.com:
Eva Mendes has entered rehab for substance abuse. She is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance where Lindsay Lohan stayed. And she’s been there for several weeks already, WOW! We wish her the best.
Her rep says: “Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”
To me, "proactively attending to some personal issues" usually means drinking straight from the Heineken Mini Keg in my fridge. But if she'd prefer to go to a spa instead of waking up on the floor of her tiny apartment wearing one pant leg and half a condom, then good for her.
"To me, “proactively attending to some personal issues” usually means drinking straight from the Heineken Mini Keg in my fridge. But if she’d prefer to go to a spa instead of waking up on the floor of her tiny apartment wearing one pant leg and half a condom, then good for her."
Looking back her drug addiction seems so obvious - not only was Eva Mendes fairly convincing in her role as a drug-addict in We Own The Night, but she also agreed to star in Ghost Rider with Nicolas Cage, and only drug addicts or the legally brain-deficient would have done that.
I haven’t heard any new news about her lately, but hopefully this drug treatment will really help her. I’m glad she is very enthusiastic about fixing her problem, unlike other celebrities like Lindsay Lohan who are too stupid to have a brain anymore.
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January 31st, 2008 at 11:18 pm
"To me, “proactively attending to some personal issues” usually means drinking straight from the Heineken Mini Keg in my fridge. But if she’d prefer to go to a spa instead of waking up on the floor of her tiny apartment wearing one pant leg and half a condom, then good for her."
F'ing brilliant dude.
February 11th, 2009 at 02:37 am
Looking back her drug addiction seems so obvious - not only was Eva Mendes fairly convincing in her role as a drug-addict in We Own The Night, but she also agreed to star in Ghost Rider with Nicolas Cage, and only drug addicts or the legally brain-deficient would have done that.
February 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
I haven’t heard any new news about her lately, but hopefully this drug treatment will really help her. I’m glad she is very enthusiastic about fixing her problem, unlike other celebrities like Lindsay Lohan who are too stupid to have a brain anymore.
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