Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs
They tried to make Eva Mendes go to rehab and she said, “No no…” oh wait. She said “yes yes yes.” According to DailyStab.com:
Eva Mendes has entered rehab for substance abuse. She is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance where Lindsay Lohan stayed. And she’s been there for several weeks already, WOW! We wish her the best.
Her rep says: “Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”
To me, “proactively attending to some personal issues” usually means drinking straight from the Heineken Mini Keg in my fridge. But if she’d prefer to go to a spa instead of waking up on the floor of her tiny apartment wearing one pant leg and half a condom, then good for her.
Tags: drugs, eva mendes, Lindsay Lohan, rehab
February 1st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
“To me, “proactively attending to some personal issues” usually means drinking straight from the Heineken Mini Keg in my fridge. But if she’d prefer to go to a spa instead of waking up on the floor of her tiny apartment wearing one pant leg and half a condom, then good for her.”
F’ing brilliant dude.