Hipsters Do Stupid Things

January 31st, 2008 | 06:00 pm

I really tried to think this was cool and interesting. I really did. But I couldn't help but feel that if I was in Grand Central station when this was going on, I would have stood in the middle of them and yelled "HEY! Some guy is outside giving away bottles of a medium bodied sangiovese, along with pamphlets about various trade embargos that have lots of information you could recite to sound smart at parties!," and watched them drop the act and scurry like rats outside. In closing, I don't like hipsters.

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5 Responses to "Hipsters Do Stupid Things"

  1. quarrygirl Says:

    those are NOT hipsters. they are too old, and they aren't drinking PBR. they are just wankers.

  2. Mr. B Says:

    quarrygirl must be a hipster.

  3. Steve Says:

    Sangiovese? Hipsters? Please do not soil the pages of HOLY TACO with these un-fuckin-godly terms again.......(please?)

  4. hipsterdeath Says:

    This was very stupid, it does reek of hipster undertones. Instead they should have "depants" the broads in the terminal like they do in those japanese de-pantsing videos.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    I would have stolen someone's wallet

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