Heidi Montag Makes Music Video
So, this is the music video for the single off Heidi Montag’s new album. The song is called “Higher.” To watch this video and call it shitty, would be like watching someone eat a baby then tell them they were being “uncool.” Popsugar.com reports:
Apparently Spencer Pratt [Heidi's boyfriend] directed the video himself.
Really? Because I could have sworn someone super glued a camera to the head of a Golden Retriever and then rubbed carne asada all over Heidi’s ass. It felt like I was watching the start of a really crappy porno. I kept waiting for a lifeguard to walk over to her and tells her “beach is closed” and for her to respond with “but my legs are open,” and then nasty-ass sex commencing. This is just shameful. Spencer Pratt is like Martin Scorcese if his brain was filled with Diarrhea.
Tags: Heidi Montag, Martin Scorcese, Music Video, Spencer Pratt
February 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
The way she flaps around reminds me of a pelican that someone is holding down by the tail…with fake boobs
February 4th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
After about thirty seconds I came to the realization that she was not getting naked. I then stopped watching.
February 4th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Dude, all you have to do is watch it with the sound off and GODDAMN THAT BITCH IS HOT!!!!!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
that rack is fo sho fake
February 4th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
and i thought nothing could be worse than the Paris Hiton album fiasco…..
christ, that girl needs to eat a samwich or something
February 5th, 2008 at 10:08 am
she was trying way way to hard to be sexy…that has to be one of, if not the worst videos ever.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
I’d hit that….