Where you've seen her: Michelle Obama is vying to become the first MILF in the White House...well, since that silver-haired stunner Barbara Bush.
Is she really a MILF? Yes, yes she is. In 1999 she pushed so hard that a baby named Malia Ann came shooting out of her. Then, she pushed super hard again in 2001 and a little girl named Natasha (known as Sasha) popped out. Apparently she hasn't done any pushing since then.
Tantalizing trivia: 100% of Americans would vote for Michelle if her campaign slogan was "Barack Obama's Baby Mamma." Also, 64% of all statistics are made up.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 3rd, 2008 at 04:21 pm
I thought MILF's were supposed to be hot. you douche.
February 3rd, 2008 at 06:22 pm
I thought MILF’s were supposed to be hot. you douche
February 3rd, 2008 at 09:03 pm
I think John McCains wife is hotter!
August 9th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Obamas wife is a total MILF, id hit it in a heart beat.
March 2nd, 2009 at 07:15 am
she looks like condy rice to me... declaring her a milf is a fucking longshot! and i have a thing for sistas too!
April 22nd, 2009 at 02:41 pm
How is she a MILF? If you have a thing for an old plain looking woman then i guess hit it. Other wise.......
June 12th, 2009 at 06:14 am
I thought MILF's were supposed to be hot. You douche.
September 3rd, 2009 at 08:23 am
John McCains wife is a MILF, but this woman makes my skin crawl.
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