February 3rd, 2008 | 11:20

Age: 44

Where you've seen her: Michelle Obama is vying to become the first MILF in the White House...well, since that silver-haired stunner Barbara Bush.

Is she really a MILF? Yes, yes she is. In 1999 she pushed so hard that a baby named Malia Ann came shooting out of her. Then, she pushed super hard again in 2001 and a little girl named Natasha (known as Sasha) popped out. Apparently she hasn't done any pushing since then.

Tantalizing trivia: 100% of Americans would vote for Michelle if her campaign slogan was "Barack Obama's Baby Mamma." Also, 64% of all statistics are made up. 

              

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4 Responses to "MILF Monday: Michelle Obama"

  1. Tim Says:

    Obamas wife is a total MILF, id hit it in a heart beat.

  2. ken Says:

    I think John McCains wife is hotter!

  3. JW Says:

    I thought MILF’s were supposed to be hot. you douche

  4. Josh Says:

    I thought MILF's were supposed to be hot. you douche.

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