Coach's teach their players about teamwork, discipline and toughness. It's their job to serve as a role model to inspire those around them to leave it all out on the field. But instead, these coaches only inspire us to laugh at them when they act like spoiled little brats. Whether its sucker-punching players, fighting each other or whining about the media, these coaches are great big bags of Massengill.
BOBBY PETRINO, Atlanta Falcons (Kind of)
Quitting on your team in the middle of an NFL season to take a college coaching job is one thing. But informing them by leaving a terse four-sentence note on their locker doesn't make you a douchebag. It makes you a douchebarrel.
WOODY HAYES, Ohio State
As a coach, it's your job to set an example for your players. For instance, if a player from the opposing team intercepts the ball, it's important to remember to punch him in the face as he runs down the sidelines. Woody is also remembered for picking up a yardage marker and hurling it across the field like a javelin when a call went against him in a game against Michigan. I think a good rule is: if you're angry and you hurl something that's not a javelin as if it were one, you're an asshole.
BOBBY KNIGHT, Indiana, Texas Tech
In the annals of douche-dom, to remember Bobby Knight solely for his chair throwing incident would be like remembering Da Vinci only for The David. Knight has done so much more. He's choked players, yelled obscenities at reporters, and now he pulls a Petrino and quits on his team midseason. And if that wasn't disgusting enough, he had a cameo appearance in the movie Blue Chips. Shame on you Mr. Knight. Shame on you.
JIM MORA, Indianapolis Colts
After every loss, media members knew they could get Jim "Playoffs?!" Mora to say something really stupid. He's like that Uncle who comes over to your house only on major holidays: You wait for him to get drunk, ask him about Vietnam and then sit back and enjoy the show.
BILL BELICHICK, New England Patriots
Ask yourself this question and answer it honestly: If Bill Belichick thought he could guarantee a win by sacrificing a baby before each game, would he do it? Even if you answered no, you thought about it for a little bit, didn't you? And let's not forget his pleasant demeanor. He's got all the charm of a searing case of gonorrhea.
MIKE GUNDY, Oklahoma State
You have to be tough to make it in the world of sports. Unless you play football for Mike Gundy. Mike doesn't think the media should say anything bad about any of his players. Even if the player sucks. You media members are just big meanies and if you call us names we'll take our ball and go home. Now who wants ice cream!
JOHN CHANEY, Temple
In a post-game altercation with John Calipari, John Chaney screams, "I'll kill you!", "When I see you, I'm gonna kick your ass!", "Kick your ass!", "I'm gonna tell my kid to knock your kid in the f***in' mouth!" OK, now that I think about it, Chaney's pretty cool.
Minor League Baseball Manager Goes Nuts - Watch more free videos PHIL WELLMAN, Mississippi Braves (minor league)
There are a few right and wrong ways to disagree with an umpire. A right way would be to kick dirt on his feet and scream in his face. A wrong way might be to crawl behind the mound like a Navy Seal and throw the rosin bag like a grenade. Another wrong way might be to try to be taken seriously when you're a fat bald guy throwing a tantrum.
Bob Gundy was simp[ly standing up for a kid that got dissed in the media unfairly, and Bobby Kinght is the best coach ever. So what if he's an asshole? Three National Championships and 902 wins gets him a pass in my book.
asshole and douchebag, in this context, are nearly synonymous. i don't get what your case is with the bob knight thing. and as for bob gundy, it would have been understandable if it was hald as bad as he made it seem like or if the kid had enough talent to justify him being on the team but neither of these were the case and he made himself look like a douchebag to the media, hence his placement on the list
This is pretty lame. Woody Hayes is a legend at Ohio State. The man had more passion for the game than anyone I've seen coach since him. After losing to Michigan in a close game he tried to get the team to go with him to the Michigan locker room and fight them after the game. Go Bucks!
So Jim Mora gets all fired up when you ask him about something... that alone doesn't make him a douchebag. It makes for good drama but I agree with him: five turnovers in a game is sad.
I'd be like "WTF, playoffs? Let's try to beat the Lions first."
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February 4th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
It's a glorious day for no pants!!
March 27th, 2009 at 11:39 am
got ass-raped again, eh?
February 5th, 2008 at 08:32 am
Bob Gundy was simp[ly standing up for a kid that got dissed in the media unfairly, and Bobby Kinght is the best coach ever. So what if he's an asshole? Three National Championships and 902 wins gets him a pass in my book.
February 12th, 2008 at 02:09 am
asshole and douchebag, in this context, are nearly synonymous. i don't get what your case is with the bob knight thing. and as for bob gundy, it would have been understandable if it was hald as bad as he made it seem like or if the kid had enough talent to justify him being on the team but neither of these were the case and he made himself look like a douchebag to the media, hence his placement on the list
August 19th, 2008 at 01:32 pm
poor coaches if they meet crazy player.
September 23rd, 2008 at 09:49 pm
JIM MORA IS A FREAKIN' LEGEND!!! This topic is "diddly pooh"!
March 14th, 2009 at 08:48 am
This is pretty lame. Woody Hayes is a legend at Ohio State. The man had more passion for the game than anyone I've seen coach since him. After losing to Michigan in a close game he tried to get the team to go with him to the Michigan locker room and fight them after the game. Go Bucks!
March 22nd, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Don't you mean "THE Ohio State" fag.
March 14th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Knight quit midseason to allow his son to make the easy transition to head coach. You guys are asshats for this list.
March 15th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
How in the mother of FUCK could Mike Ditka not be on this list?
March 17th, 2009 at 05:09 pm
Word of wisdom, if you're going to try to be witty, be informed:
"to remember Bobby Knight solely for his chair throwing incident would be like remembering Da Vinci only for The David"
Michaelangelo sculped David, not da Vinci. Otherwise, great list!
March 19th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Where the hell is Mike Krzyzewski?
March 23rd, 2009 at 03:54 pm
in case
March 23rd, 2009 at 03:57 pm
in case anybody is having a minor prob with the definition of douche bag ,its a cross between a asshole and a cocksucker with a side order of fag.
March 24th, 2009 at 04:07 am
So Jim Mora gets all fired up when you ask him about something... that alone doesn't make him a douchebag. It makes for good drama but I agree with him: five turnovers in a game is sad.
I'd be like "WTF, playoffs? Let's try to beat the Lions first."
March 27th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Got ass-raped again, eh?
May 12th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Hello. None are so busy as the fool and knave.
I am from Herzegovina and now study English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Some unicode fonts are included with windows me and later versions of.Font management can be accomplished in a variety of ways."
Waiting for a reply ;-), Drake.
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