Rolling Stone this week released an article about the downfall of Britney Spears, according to people.com. Here's some of the revelations:
When she was a teen, her mom let her have breast implants.
Surprising, but not totally shocking.
Her dad was an alcoholic
That was shocking much in the same way the ending of Pearl Harbor was shocking.
Through out her career she lobbied to appear sluttier
Great, when she was hot no one would let her appear slutty. Now she looks likes a cross between an inflatable raft and a can of Pringles and nobody says shit when she dresses like a Croation hooker.
She reportedly slept with dancer Wade Robson
Excuse me, what? WHAT?! WADE F-ING ROBSON the competitive dancer?! You're telling me, when she was smoking hot and she could bang anyone she wanted to, she banged this guy?!:
He looks like someone with cerebral palsy trying to shake a dump out of their pants. I bet even Spencer Pratt thinks Wade Robson is a douchebag. I hate everyone.
That is so offensive. My brother happens to have cerebral palsy, and let me tell you, he looks a heluva lot more graceful than Wade Robson when he's shaking a dump out of his pants.
When I first saw Britney doing that first video she did when she was like 17 i was like 13 and i'm pretty sure I came in my pants at that moment. Now just thinking about her is enough to make me lose wood. This really is an american tragedy.
Hahaha Ann... your brother shakes poop out of his pants. That sucks. Does he ever leave poop trails around the house? Like a birds eye view of a treasure map. I thought Wade Robson was a dancing machine.. then I realized...he's an epileptic. shitty deal
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February 6th, 2008 at 12:25 am
That is so offensive. My brother happens to have cerebral palsy, and let me tell you, he looks a heluva lot more graceful than Wade Robson when he's shaking a dump out of his pants.
February 6th, 2008 at 01:25 am
When I first saw Britney doing that first video she did when she was like 17 i was like 13 and i'm pretty sure I came in my pants at that moment. Now just thinking about her is enough to make me lose wood. This really is an american tragedy.
February 6th, 2008 at 02:42 am
Yea, I'm with ya Bro, FUCK EVERYONE YO!!!!!!!!!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 02:48 am
Haha josh your not the only one.
February 6th, 2008 at 08:10 am
Yeah the whole reason Justin Timberlake dumped her was cus she cheated on him with that Wade chap.
I don't like to think about the 17 year old hot version of Britney anymore. It just breaks my heart. She's like the ugly duckling in reverse. :(
February 6th, 2008 at 05:43 pm
ugly duckling in reverse! LOL!
February 24th, 2008 at 07:58 am
Hahaha Ann... your brother shakes poop out of his pants. That sucks. Does he ever leave poop trails around the house? Like a birds eye view of a treasure map. I thought Wade Robson was a dancing machine.. then I realized...he's an epileptic. shitty deal
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