Britney Spears Reveals Why She’s a Mess
Rolling Stone this week released an article about the downfall of Britney Spears, according to people.com. Here’s some of the revelations:
- When she was a teen, her mom let her have breast implants.
Surprising, but not totally shocking.
- Her dad was an alcoholic
That was shocking much in the same way the ending of Pearl Harbor was shocking.
- Through out her career she lobbied to appear sluttier
Great, when she was hot no one would let her appear slutty. Now she looks likes a cross between an inflatable raft and a can of Pringles and nobody says shit when she dresses like a Croation hooker.
- She reportedly slept with dancer Wade Robson
Excuse me, what? WHAT?! WADE F-ING ROBSON the competitive dancer?! You’re telling me, when she was smoking hot and she could bang anyone she wanted to, she banged this guy?!:
He looks like someone with cerebral palsy trying to shake a dump out of their pants. I bet even Spencer Pratt thinks Wade Robson is a douchebag. I hate everyone.
Tags: Britney Spears, Wade Robson
February 6th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
That is so offensive. My brother happens to have cerebral palsy, and let me tell you, he looks a heluva lot more graceful than Wade Robson when he’s shaking a dump out of his pants.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
When I first saw Britney doing that first video she did when she was like 17 i was like 13 and i’m pretty sure I came in my pants at that moment. Now just thinking about her is enough to make me lose wood. This really is an american tragedy.
February 6th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Yea, I’m with ya Bro, FUCK EVERYONE YO!!!!!!!!!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Haha josh your not the only one.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Yeah the whole reason Justin Timberlake dumped her was cus she cheated on him with that Wade chap.
I don’t like to think about the 17 year old hot version of Britney anymore. It just breaks my heart. She’s like the ugly duckling in reverse.
February 7th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
ugly duckling in reverse! LOL!
February 25th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Hahaha Ann… your brother shakes poop out of his pants. That sucks. Does he ever leave poop trails around the house? Like a birds eye view of a treasure map. I thought Wade Robson was a dancing machine.. then I realized…he’s an epileptic. shitty deal