Write a caption for the above photo and you could win a copy of Human Weapon: Military Combat on DVD. This series will teach you how to kill grown men with your bare hands from the comfort of your Cheeto-stained couch. Leave your submissions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via a two-fisted karate chop to the neck (or email, whichever's easier.)
See last week's winners after the death-defying jump.
Winner:
Tha Doc: Since your having trouble guessing what sex I am, I'll help you out by showing you what my genitals look like.Runner Ups:BOB: I'm finally a ballerina, werd.
Mr. Poopoopachu: I just landed the part of Drew and Mimi's love child in The Drew Carey Show: The Movie!
Coop: And this is what that bitches hand looked like after he tried to steal my Hot Pocket.
LC Nehring: This is the new shocker. Want to try it?
Britney .... is that you? Good to see your out of the hospital and taking care of your self. So I see your still bat shit crazy, well good luck with that.
hey, if we could vote (which would be cool), these would have to be my favorite:
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I would never tell you that I am a homosexual but I sure do like cock on my face.
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chris- “I feel wierd ”
roger- “every scientologist has to go through this”
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Hey Chuck, did you know you’re naked and have a rather large scruffy man stuffed up your ass?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 5th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
"All right, I'm ready. Let's get our War Craft on, baby!"
February 5th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
''WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!! LEVEL 53 BABY!!!''
or
''You wanna play a little game?''
February 5th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
My conversations consist of Family Guy and Dane Cook references. Got it, Kool-Aid man?
February 5th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
By the power of Beakskull, I am Poultryman
February 5th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
"Dude, I swear to god!"
February 6th, 2008 at 12:29 am
LETS BEAT SOME PETA ASS!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 12:46 am
i saw you checking me out from across the room...it's the witty t-shirt isnt' it? my pledge brother gave it to me at graduation. sweet huh?
February 6th, 2008 at 01:19 am
In a shocking upset at the ATKINS DIET OLYMPICS....Bill the delivery drivers eats 2 lbs of chuck roast in 4 minutes and wins the title.
February 6th, 2008 at 01:53 am
Beef, it's whats for dinner!
February 6th, 2008 at 01:56 am
I'm sorry folks but, Fluffy didn't make thru surgery.
February 6th, 2008 at 02:34 am
I'm wearing this meat hat to cover up the revolting stench emanating from "The Human Weapon: Military Combat"--better prizes I demand!
February 6th, 2008 at 02:39 am
I'm cool now guys right? you like me now don't you? i bet we'll hang out like every weekend now huh? guys?
February 6th, 2008 at 03:04 am
The only loins he will ever get between.
February 6th, 2008 at 03:41 am
Of all the weird fetishes...
February 6th, 2008 at 04:14 am
She was eighteen, I swear.
February 6th, 2008 at 04:36 am
Dude, I told you I'd get inside a chick before I was 35!
February 6th, 2008 at 05:12 am
2 Guys 1 Carcass
February 6th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Spank the monkey or he spanks you with his Ham. These are your only choices...
February 6th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Believe it or not this isn't the easiest way to get a bloody cock on your forehead...
February 6th, 2008 at 11:39 am
You can always swim in the red river but never drink fom it!
February 6th, 2008 at 11:40 am
What a meathead
February 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am
In three hours, I'm going to be delicious!!!!...
February 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
All right, I'm ready. Baste me boys!!
February 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Britney .... is that you? Good to see your out of the hospital and taking care of your self. So I see your still bat shit crazy, well good luck with that.
February 6th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
I don't care anymore. At least I am better than the last weeks picture.
February 6th, 2008 at 03:52 pm
In Soviet Russia Dog Hat Wears you. babushka!!!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 04:18 pm
Trade in your first born, and receive this stylish hat.
February 6th, 2008 at 04:39 pm
I would never tell you that I am a homosexual but I sure do like cock on my face.
February 6th, 2008 at 05:31 pm
chris "I feel wierd "
roger "every scientologist has to go through this"
February 6th, 2008 at 07:02 pm
Hey Chuck, did you know you're naked and have a rather large scruffy man stuffed up your ass?
February 6th, 2008 at 07:47 pm
Bamm-Bamm was excited for the Lambda Lambda Lambda kegger at Bedrock U.
February 6th, 2008 at 07:53 pm
Damn those shrooms are starting to kick in!
or
Ladies and gentlemen meet the chicken f*ck*r
February 6th, 2008 at 08:36 pm
PETA can choke my chicken, spank my monkey and hug my hambone.
February 6th, 2008 at 08:38 pm
Bob became the poster boy for P.A.P.E.T.A. (People Against People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.)
February 6th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
Thanksgiving was never the same after my sister married Roger.
February 7th, 2008 at 02:05 am
Wanna meet my meat, Meathead?
February 7th, 2008 at 08:46 am
before the white sheet goes on ,the kkk grand wizard,likes to clown for the camera
February 7th, 2008 at 09:11 am
Fat Tuesday Stuffing Recipe
For the stuffing, you will need a mixture of the following ingredients:
140 lbs of Pork
45 lbs of Lard
20 lbs of Cheese
Equal parts Vinegar and Water
Combine together to make one fat-ass, cheesy douche.
Shove in the bird's ass.
Bake for 4:20.
Bon appetite!
February 7th, 2008 at 07:44 pm
Who needs a dang video...I AM the human weapon! BWAAHAAHAA...Does this outfit make me look fat?
February 8th, 2008 at 05:21 am
All hail the king of meat!
February 8th, 2008 at 09:41 pm
Who wants to beat some meat?
February 9th, 2008 at 05:57 am
Cleatus! You see where I put left that got damn chicken at?!!
February 9th, 2008 at 07:25 pm
Ed Gein’s frat brothers always thought he was a little different, but the chicks dug his favorite hat...
February 10th, 2008 at 02:40 am
This is what you have to do when your girlfriend does animal porn
February 10th, 2008 at 03:46 am
Not the first time ive been inside an animal... definately wont be the last.
February 10th, 2008 at 02:04 pm
What What you want to do me in my butt? Oh yeah, all I want is your seed!
February 10th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
man-bear-pig spanks his monkey...hilarity ensues
February 11th, 2008 at 02:24 am
I really miss my mom.
February 12th, 2008 at 02:13 am
hey, if we could vote (which would be cool), these would have to be my favorite:
________________
I would never tell you that I am a homosexual but I sure do like cock on my face.
_______________
chris- “I feel wierd ”
roger- “every scientologist has to go through this”
______________
Hey Chuck, did you know you’re naked and have a rather large scruffy man stuffed up your ass?
February 13th, 2008 at 03:14 am
"MmMMmmhh... Sushi."
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