Give-A-Wednesday: Win Human Weapon on DVD
Write a caption for the above photo and you could win a copy of Human Weapon: Military Combat on DVD. This series will teach you how to kill grown men with your bare hands from the comfort of your Cheeto-stained couch. Leave your submissions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via a two-fisted karate chop to the neck (or email, whichever’s easier.)
See last week’s winners after the death-defying jump.
Winner:
Tha Doc: Since your having trouble guessing what sex I am, I’ll help you out by showing you what my genitals look like.Runner Ups:BOB: I’m finally a ballerina, werd.
Mr. Poopoopachu: I just landed the part of Drew and Mimi’s love child in The Drew Carey Show: The Movie!
Coop: And this is what that bitches hand looked like after he tried to steal my Hot Pocket.
LC Nehring: This is the new shocker. Want to try it?
February 6th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
“All right, I’m ready. Let’s get our War Craft on, baby!”
February 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
”WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!! LEVEL 53 BABY!!!”
or
”You wanna play a little game?”
February 6th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
My conversations consist of Family Guy and Dane Cook references. Got it, Kool-Aid man?
February 6th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
By the power of Beakskull, I am Poultryman
February 6th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
“Dude, I swear to god!”
February 6th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
LETS BEAT SOME PETA ASS!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
i saw you checking me out from across the room…it’s the witty t-shirt isnt’ it? my pledge brother gave it to me at graduation. sweet huh?
February 6th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
In a shocking upset at the ATKINS DIET OLYMPICS….Bill the delivery drivers eats 2 lbs of chuck roast in 4 minutes and wins the title.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Beef, it’s whats for dinner!
February 6th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I’m sorry folks but, Fluffy didn’t make thru surgery.
February 6th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I’m wearing this meat hat to cover up the revolting stench emanating from “The Human Weapon: Military Combat”–better prizes I demand!
February 6th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I’m cool now guys right? you like me now don’t you? i bet we’ll hang out like every weekend now huh? guys?
February 6th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
The only loins he will ever get between.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Of all the weird fetishes…
February 6th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
She was eighteen, I swear.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Dude, I told you I’d get inside a chick before I was 35!
February 7th, 2008 at 12:12 am
2 Guys 1 Carcass
February 7th, 2008 at 5:13 am
Spank the monkey or he spanks you with his Ham. These are your only choices…
February 7th, 2008 at 5:43 am
Believe it or not this isn’t the easiest way to get a bloody cock on your forehead…
February 7th, 2008 at 6:39 am
You can always swim in the red river but never drink fom it!
February 7th, 2008 at 6:40 am
What a meathead
February 7th, 2008 at 6:53 am
In three hours, I’m going to be delicious!!!!…
February 7th, 2008 at 6:54 am
All right, I’m ready. Baste me boys!!
February 7th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Britney …. is that you? Good to see your out of the hospital and taking care of your self. So I see your still bat shit crazy, well good luck with that.
February 7th, 2008 at 10:22 am
I don’t care anymore. At least I am better than the last weeks picture.
February 7th, 2008 at 10:52 am
In Soviet Russia Dog Hat Wears you. babushka!!!!!
February 7th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Trade in your first born, and receive this stylish hat.
February 7th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I would never tell you that I am a homosexual but I sure do like cock on my face.
February 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
chris “I feel wierd ”
roger “every scientologist has to go through this”
February 7th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Hey Chuck, did you know you’re naked and have a rather large scruffy man stuffed up your ass?
February 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Bamm-Bamm was excited for the Lambda Lambda Lambda kegger at Bedrock U.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Damn those shrooms are starting to kick in!
or
Ladies and gentlemen meet the chicken f*ck*r
February 7th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
PETA can choke my chicken, spank my monkey and hug my hambone.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Bob became the poster boy for P.A.P.E.T.A. (People Against People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.)
February 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Thanksgiving was never the same after my sister married Roger.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Wanna meet my meat, Meathead?
February 8th, 2008 at 3:46 am
before the white sheet goes on ,the kkk grand wizard,likes to clown for the camera
February 8th, 2008 at 4:11 am
Fat Tuesday Stuffing Recipe
For the stuffing, you will need a mixture of the following ingredients:
140 lbs of Pork
45 lbs of Lard
20 lbs of Cheese
Equal parts Vinegar and Water
Combine together to make one fat-ass, cheesy douche.
Shove in the bird’s ass.
Bake for 4:20.
Bon appetite!
February 8th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Who needs a dang video…I AM the human weapon! BWAAHAAHAA…Does this outfit make me look fat?
February 9th, 2008 at 12:21 am
All hail the king of meat!
February 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Who wants to beat some meat?
February 10th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Cleatus! You see where I put left that got damn chicken at?!!
February 10th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Ed Gein’s frat brothers always thought he was a little different, but the chicks dug his favorite hat…
February 10th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
This is what you have to do when your girlfriend does animal porn
February 10th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Not the first time ive been inside an animal… definately wont be the last.
February 11th, 2008 at 9:04 am
What What you want to do me in my butt? Oh yeah, all I want is your seed!
February 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
man-bear-pig spanks his monkey…hilarity ensues
February 11th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I really miss my mom.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
hey, if we could vote (which would be cool), these would have to be my favorite:
________________
I would never tell you that I am a homosexual but I sure do like cock on my face.
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chris- “I feel wierd ”
roger- “every scientologist has to go through this”
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Hey Chuck, did you know you’re naked and have a rather large scruffy man stuffed up your ass?
February 13th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
“MmMMmmhh… Sushi.”