So this was a picture from the after party for Paris Hilton’s new movie “The Hottie and the Nottie,”  Which is about a guy who is in love with a hot chick, only to have her ugly friend get in the way.  Unclear whether hilarity ensues.  I’m guessing it does so unintentionally.

Looking at the above picture, you’re probably thinking, “He posted that because it shows Paris Hilton dancing with a midget and midgets are funny.”  You’d be wrong my friend.  I posted that picture because I wanted to give you a reference point before you laid your eyes on this picture:

See, this proves once and for all that A)Tom Cruise dresses inappropriately for parties, and B)Is in fact a 3 foot tall midget.  I’m telling you, when they shoot his movies they put him in front of the camera and then the guy he’s talking to in the scene is like 200 yards away, so on camera it looks like they’re the same size.  I’ve seen the behind the scenes of Lord of the Rings, this happens people.

Tags: Midget, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise

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