So today is the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's death, and people.com reports Larry Birkhead, her former lover, and father of her baby, left Anna Nicole a note on his website.
Anna Nicole Smith I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF OUR BABY GIRL. PLEASE WATCH OVER US AND GUIDE US ON Y OUR JOURNEY THROUGH LIFE. WE MISS YOU.
2-8-07
LOVE,
LARRY AND DANNIE LYNN
Apparently Larry was having a little trouble with the caps lock. Now, I'm not here to shit all over the memory of Anna Nicole. I think Anna Nicole shit all over her life, so there's no further shitting to be done on the memories. But I ask you, look at the picture above. The baby looks about as happy as my cat when I give it a bath. Not to mention, if you notice, Birkhead has put her in a shirt that says "Who's Your Daddy?" Yes, it's always hilarious when we put our babies in shirts that mock a vicious battle for their custody. Is there any chance this kid isn't going to turn out COMPLETELY F-ED up? Can vegas give us odds for this?
God damnit! I was gonna say that it looked like the kid has a touch of the down-syndrome that's been goin' around...oops there I said it! Fuck missy, probably more like messy... like the kid's left eye. Hahaha. This picture is almost as funny as the top ten fat people on the internet section.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 7th, 2008 at 07:22 pm
you have a cat? damn, that's pretty weak.
February 7th, 2008 at 07:40 pm
Something tells me that kid's gonna need glasses when she's older.
February 7th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
She's actually going to have surgery on her left eye because she suffers from some form of Duane's Syndrome. Way to be an ass btw.
February 7th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Wow! I had a lazy/cross eye joke already to go for this comment but Missy really took the wind out of my sails.
February 8th, 2008 at 03:22 am
Dammit!! I had one too. Way to go Missy...now I gotta punch my kid to feel better
February 8th, 2008 at 05:33 am
Yeah....you do that!
February 24th, 2008 at 07:50 am
God damnit! I was gonna say that it looked like the kid has a touch of the down-syndrome that's been goin' around...oops there I said it! Fuck missy, probably more like messy... like the kid's left eye. Hahaha. This picture is almost as funny as the top ten fat people on the internet section.
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