Amy Winehouse Ruins The Grammys

If there was one reason to tune into the Grammy’s, it would’ve been to see an emaciated and obliterated Amy Winehouse stumble up to the podium and mumble something about how the carpet used to be a reindeer. But it looks like we won’t get that chance now. According to Celebritysmackblog:

The US Embassy has denied Amy Winehouse’s request for a visa, quashing her hopes of attending this weekend’s Grammy Awards.

Winehouse is said to be extremely disappointed that she will miss the event.

“Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago and although disappointed with the decision has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery,” the Outside Organization said.

As disappointed as she is claiming to be, she is nowhere near as devastated as I am. Can we please hook up a satellite feed or something? Maybe a needlecam? I will do whatever it takes to get this mid-meltdown weirdo junkie in front of millions of people.

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One Response to “Amy Winehouse Ruins The Grammys”

  1. CB Says:

    Weren’t you guys just saying how hot she was not too long ago? Yeah, she’s a real catch.

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