Stephen Hawking Is PISSED At Anonymous

February 11th, 2008 | 12:41 am

In case you haven't seen it, there's a group called "Anonymous" that has made several videos threatening the church of scientology. Check one out here. Recently, Stephen Hawking saw these videos and was more than just a bit upset. Now, he's made his own video response. Check it out below:


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In case you had trouble hearing, here's the transcript:

This is a message to Anonymous from Stephen Hawking. Hey, tough guy, where do you get off stealing my voice? You talk big smack to scientology but what will you do when I rain down my wheels of fury upon your candy ass? This is my voice. Not yours. Mine. You hear me you son of a bitch? I was telling the world about cosmic worm holes while you were still a load in your father's nut sack. Do you know how many e-mails I have gotten from people asking why I hate Tom Cruise? Do you know how long it takes to respond to an e-mail when you can not move your hands? Unlike Scientology, I do not have a litigious nature. If you fuck with me, I will come to your house and rape your dog in front of you. I will sew your asshole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you. That is right. I am a crazy motherfucker. Just try me, bitch. Hawking out.

Comments

7 Responses to "Stephen Hawking Is PISSED At Anonymous"

  1. Brendon Says:

    hahaha,

    Nice Wu Tang reference.

  2. anon3874 Says:

    epic fail

  3. anonymouse Says:

    retarded.

  4. UbL Says:

    Stephen Hawking FTW!

  5. Says:

    mer.. ya it sucks...

  6. Spaztastic Says:

    Duuuudeeeee........

  7. timmytwotits Says:

    epic fail, suck a dick newfag

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