Mississippi To Fatties: No More Food For You
After being named “America’s Fattest State” for the second year in a row, it seems like the great big tubbies in Mississippi decided to get up off their fat asses, waddle over to their local congressman and attempt to do something about their disgusting fupas. Instead of maybe, say, exercising or showing one ounce of will power, they would rather pass a law that would make it illegal for restaurants to serve them the gooey, delicious lard they so wantonly crave. According to Junk Food Blog:
Some legislators in Mississippi have introduced a bill that will make it illegal for restaurants to serve fat people.
HB 282 will revoke the health department license of any restaurant, fast-food or otherwise, if it serves food to anyone who meets the department’s criteria as being, “obese”.
As the bill states…
Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the State Department of Health after consultation with the Mississippi Council on Obesity Prevention and Management established under Section 41-101-1 or its successor.
The bill will require the State Department of Health to distribute materials to restaurants that will define what an obese person is.
Now that’s a seminar I would thoroughly enjoy teaching. “Listen up class. See the cottage cheese around these thighs? This is a fat person. See the rolls of cellulite hanging over the belt buckle? This is also a fat person. See this photo of Ike Turner? Well, that was a tricky one. He’s not fat, he’s just dead.”
While this will be good for Mississippi, it may mean we have fewer fat people videos. Which would be a tragedy.
Tags: fat people, fat videos, fatass, food, mississippi
February 12th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
LMAO - where did you find that picture?!?!?! It’s fantastic!
February 12th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I would like to say that this is a Joke, but i fear it is all to true. I would like to see the guide lines. I would also like to see the 300 lb state worker that would be there monitoring the line.
February 12th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
It was a SUGGESTED BILL… there a billions every year. Suggested by ONE guy. Its hilarious how you write
“like the great big tubbies in Mississippi decided to get up off their fat asses, waddle over to their local congressman and attempt to do something about their disgusting fupas. Instead of maybe, say, exercising or showing one ounce of will power, they would rather pass a law that would stop them from being served the gooey, delicious lard they so wantonly crave.”
The bill was suggested by a unknown congressman and the bill never even made it past the first stage! It was dead the second it hit the desk of the Public Health Committee chairman.
Sheesh people do some research dumbasses.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
hey jacob, you’re a douche. first off, if people wanted factually correct news, they wouldn’t visit a website named holy taco. second, Mississippi is the fattest state, has the poorest testing grades, and is considered by Arkansas to be the only state worse than Arkansas so i think its safe to say no one cares about Mississippi enough to do research (everything i said here i knew. no research involved)
February 13th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Until a medical professinal tells me its okay to be and healthy to be fat .. i am gonna laff at fat people .. unless you have a thyroid issue .. cause those arent funny THYRIOD ISSUES ARE NOT FUNNY BITCHES
February 18th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
That fat little fuckers parents ought to be prosecuted for endangering a child.