Paris Hilton's Brother Gets DUI

In an effort to become the answer to a trivial pursuit entertainment question, Paris Hilton's brother Barron Hilton (yes that's his real name, no he wasn't wearing an ascot and a smoking jacket) got a DUI last night.  People.com, please tell us more!:

Barron Hilton was arrested Tuesday morning on charges of driving under the influence and carrying a fake driver's license, authorities confirm.

His blood-alcohol level was .14 percent.  the California legal limit for a person over 21 is .08 percent, but for a person under 21 (he's 18), any blood-alcohol level is considered legally drunk.

The DUI charge is a misdemeanor, the more serious charge is carrying a fake license, a felony.  Barron was booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff's station and held on $20,000 bail.  His Mercedes was impounded.
First of all, 20,000 dollars bail for a Hilton?  He might be able to find that much in his couch.  Secondly, I actually kind of feel for the kid and I'll tell you why:  I'm just joking, I don't feel for him!  HAHAHAHA (sigh) HAHAHAH.  He's a doooooouche.  In fact, getting a DUI when you're 18 and while driving a Mercedes is the dictionary definition of douche bag.  Seriously, I'm not just saying that.  Take a look.