Write a caption for the above photo and you can win a copy of Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition, the game that lets you smash up cars like Billy Joel on a bender. Winners will be notified via email from HolyTaco.com. Leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Evan - 2 Guys, 1 Carcass
Runners Up:
Jim - Not the first time I've been inside an animal. Definitely won't be the last.
CB - Thanksgiving was never the same after my sister married Roger.
Eddie - Chris, I "feel weird."
Zero - All right, I'm ready. Baste me, boys!
Scott - Dude, I told you I'd get inside a chick before I was 35!
dude1: dude i told these bitchs would lick reggiano off our faces.
dude2:hell yeah Bro, hi5! now lets go Arnold fuck them
dude1&dude2(sametime): AWWWWW...SHIITT
1. No girls you don't sit on the douche, you use it.
2. The above picture is why abortion is legal.
3. the above picture is why some animals eat their young.
The boys thought the dirty sanchez they pulled was funny that one time. But these ladies will always remember the vacation they replaced the SPF 100 with Crisco. Later they told the boys they wanted seafood and suggested Red Lobster and pointed and laughed for an uncomfortably long time!
Both girls were shocked to learn that they had given themselves to a couple of frauds. "They said that they were Tiger Woods and Wesley Snipes." Cried one victim." Look at the picture, you can see why we were fooled..."
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February 12th, 2008 at 04:34 pm
WTF!!!!
February 12th, 2008 at 04:36 pm
Regret- 15 years from now they'll have it!
February 12th, 2008 at 04:36 pm
wtf u picked the dumbest shit again.
February 12th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
dude1: dude i told these bitchs would lick reggiano off our faces.
dude2:hell yeah Bro, hi5! now lets go Arnold fuck them
dude1&dude2(sametime): AWWWWW...SHIITT
February 12th, 2008 at 04:58 pm
Dude, let's ditch our dates and go get off to ourselves.
February 12th, 2008 at 04:59 pm
Warning: Guy-on-guy sex may lead to discoloration of the skin.
February 12th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
Welcome to Loompaland, NJ
February 12th, 2008 at 05:04 pm
1. No girls you don't sit on the douche, you use it.
2. The above picture is why abortion is legal.
3. the above picture is why some animals eat their young.
February 12th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
Dude, let's hit the tanning beds in our bikinis before prom, bro. It's the totally straight thing to do.
February 12th, 2008 at 05:38 pm
goomba goomba goopie dee doo this is what a tanning salon will do to you.
February 12th, 2008 at 05:40 pm
guys) we're hot!!
girls) yeah, flaming hot
February 12th, 2008 at 05:48 pm
The boys thought the dirty sanchez they pulled was funny that one time. But these ladies will always remember the vacation they replaced the SPF 100 with Crisco. Later they told the boys they wanted seafood and suggested Red Lobster and pointed and laughed for an uncomfortably long time!
February 12th, 2008 at 05:49 pm
Guys: knock knock.....
Girls: Who's there....
Guys: bananna... knock knock.....
Girls: Who's there!!!!???
Guys: knock knock.....
Girls: Who's there....
Guys: Bananna... knock knock.....
Girls: Who's there!!!!???
Guys: Orange...
Girls: Orange Who?
Guys: Orange-you-glad-I-didn't-say-Bananna?
February 12th, 2008 at 06:09 pm
Who knew lube was good for tanning?
February 12th, 2008 at 06:11 pm
Oompa Loompas go to the prom.
February 12th, 2008 at 06:14 pm
Sue and Lisa were just glad their boyfriends finally had jobs. Even if it was the illegal dumping of hazardous waste.
February 12th, 2008 at 06:18 pm
left guy: im hungry.
right guy: just wait a few more minutes. then well have some nice roastbeef in hell.
February 12th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
Just another night at the Roxbury.
February 12th, 2008 at 07:29 pm
Both girls were shocked to learn that they had given themselves to a couple of frauds. "They said that they were Tiger Woods and Wesley Snipes." Cried one victim." Look at the picture, you can see why we were fooled..."
February 12th, 2008 at 07:57 pm
Prom night at Gitmo
February 12th, 2008 at 08:00 pm
yeah we're douches
February 12th, 2008 at 08:02 pm
THE AMBIGIOUSLY GOOMBA DUO!!
February 12th, 2008 at 08:03 pm
In 20 years these girls will look back at their prom photos and realize why they became lesbians.
February 12th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
Darth Maul (left) and his brother Frank Maul (right) take time away from bowing to the Sith Lord's every command to enjoy their last high school prom.
February 12th, 2008 at 08:15 pm
This is just ridiculous. I can't even say anything about this picture that could possibly do it justice. I don't have a PS2 anyway.
February 12th, 2008 at 08:23 pm
We are going to be the most ball'n ass pimps at prom with this new tanning lotion, now rub it in good.
February 12th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
The annual "Satan in Satin" ball went off without a hitch this year in Boca.
February 12th, 2008 at 09:11 pm
Willy Wanka: The Guido Version
February 12th, 2008 at 09:23 pm
You'd blush too if your prom dates were known as "The Taco Twins".
February 12th, 2008 at 09:44 pm
thats right, bitches love the redface.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Now that high school's over, we can go to work at the Chocolate Factory full time!
February 12th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
DUDE!!!!! This minstrel act at the prom will SOOOOOO get us laid. Chicks dig Black guys.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
"Tanning salon? What's a tanning salon? THERE'S NO SUCH TING A TANNING SALON, got me?"
February 12th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Dawn of the Dead: Prom Edition.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Oompa-Loompa......... dooopedy dummies
February 13th, 2008 at 01:13 am
You know how I know you're gay? You can have a hottie on your lap and still look like a total fag.
February 13th, 2008 at 01:35 am
The JR Whopper has nohing on THE SPICY TENDERCRISP TWINS!!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 03:09 am
white people always wanna be black.
February 13th, 2008 at 03:28 am
Too orange don't make it right.
February 13th, 2008 at 04:40 am
Guido the other tan meat...
February 13th, 2008 at 06:51 am
wait till these chicks see our Purple Shlongs.
you can keep the game. i dont want to go out and buy an old ass system, when i got ps3 nigga
February 13th, 2008 at 08:49 am
"Why does it smell like Italian sausage in here?"
February 13th, 2008 at 01:51 pm
Try Drakkar Noir’s NEW Prosciutto Self Tanning Kit. Now you can look like every goomba’s favorite lunch meat.
February 13th, 2008 at 02:24 pm
There is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfuly in tight slacks! We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
February 13th, 2008 at 02:49 pm
Seriously Bro, My Aunt runs a tanning salon, we'll look f*cking awesome for prom.
February 13th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
Oompa, Oompa, Oompa dee doo, I have some drunk prom bitches for you.
February 13th, 2008 at 04:55 pm
Look, it's Mr. eraser head and his brother!
February 13th, 2008 at 05:11 pm
The spawn of Satan first decide to lay two virgians before devouring the earth.
February 13th, 2008 at 08:17 pm
red, the other white meat.
February 13th, 2008 at 08:18 pm
Oompa Loompas Gone Wild!
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