Write a caption for the above photo and you can win a copy of Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition, the game that lets you smash up cars like Billy Joel on a bender. Winners will be notified via email from HolyTaco.com. Leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Evan - 2 Guys, 1 Carcass
Runners Up:
Jim - Not the first time I've been inside an animal. Definitely won't be the last.
CB - Thanksgiving was never the same after my sister married Roger.
Eddie - Chris, I "feel weird."
Zero - All right, I'm ready. Baste me, boys!
Scott - Dude, I told you I'd get inside a chick before I was 35!
Thing 1 "It says just use a drop each week until desired color is achieved."
Thing 2 " But the proms tomorrrow night."
Thing 1 "Let's just use the whole bottle on our faces, I'm sure it will look cool."
ay azzhole, count to three then take the picture..you make me look like an azzhole cuz you always have me with my freakin eyes closed in every goddamn picture, u know what i meankia??
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March 31st, 2008 at 02:48 pm
When John Gotti's Daughter has sex with an oompa loomp. this happens.
February 24th, 2008 at 01:24 am
The guy on the right is still excited about the giants winning the superbowl.
The guy on the left is embarassed he is from Jersey
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:24 pm
Yo Tony, wanna ditch these broads and go snort some more or their birth control pills?
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:47 am
Guy (right): So...The "Blue Man Group" wouldn't take us in.
Guy (left): Yea, so like, we formed our own group!
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:34 am
Apparently chicks do like black cocks...
February 19th, 2008 at 05:13 pm
A lady should always douche before an important evening out.
February 19th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
We got this still photo on the set of SOUL MAN 2....its the gotti bros first feature.
February 18th, 2008 at 03:37 pm
Thing 1 "It says just use a drop each week until desired color is achieved."
Thing 2 " But the proms tomorrrow night."
Thing 1 "Let's just use the whole bottle on our faces, I'm sure it will look cool."
February 17th, 2008 at 07:50 pm
Submission 1:
They should have a reality show where they dump these guys off in Compton
Submission 2: These people are an embarrassment to douche bags everywhere.
Submission 3: What the hell are they thinking?
February 17th, 2008 at 02:38 pm
"God give up or your angels will meet our mr. devil horn"
February 17th, 2008 at 06:42 am
The Oompah Loompah brothers are gonna score tonite!
February 17th, 2008 at 12:44 am
BREAKING STORY "Two men mauled by Jesus before Prom"
February 16th, 2008 at 02:15 am
These guys must be rich.
February 14th, 2008 at 07:59 pm
You know the hardest thing about having a tan this sweet?
Telling your parents your gay.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I FORGOT TO LEAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS...SORRY...PHREEZERFRESH@AOL.COM
February 14th, 2008 at 12:27 am
One (1) vote for "Guido the other tan meat…" Zomg so funny. My2Cent
February 14th, 2008 at 12:05 am
WebMD
Dick in the Ass Symptoms :
1) face turns red
2) lovers face turns red
February 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
DDDDDDDooooooooooooccccccccccchhhhhhheeeeeee Bag alert
February 13th, 2008 at 09:57 pm
dude1: were totally gonna Cock these Bitch's, then crush there pussys.
Dude2:after our Sister get off our laps, and bring in our Real dates, the pizza face girls
February 13th, 2008 at 08:29 pm
cuz, i told u this girl im bringing to the prom was mint...
February 13th, 2008 at 08:27 pm
Prom from doucheville high
February 13th, 2008 at 08:20 pm
ay azzhole, count to three then take the picture..you make me look like an azzhole cuz you always have me with my freakin eyes closed in every goddamn picture, u know what i meankia??
February 13th, 2008 at 08:18 pm
Oompa Loompas Gone Wild!
February 13th, 2008 at 08:17 pm
red, the other white meat.
February 13th, 2008 at 05:11 pm
The spawn of Satan first decide to lay two virgians before devouring the earth.
February 13th, 2008 at 04:55 pm
Look, it's Mr. eraser head and his brother!
February 13th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
Oompa, Oompa, Oompa dee doo, I have some drunk prom bitches for you.
February 13th, 2008 at 02:49 pm
Seriously Bro, My Aunt runs a tanning salon, we'll look f*cking awesome for prom.
February 13th, 2008 at 02:24 pm
There is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfuly in tight slacks! We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
February 13th, 2008 at 01:51 pm
Try Drakkar Noir’s NEW Prosciutto Self Tanning Kit. Now you can look like every goomba’s favorite lunch meat.
February 13th, 2008 at 08:49 am
"Why does it smell like Italian sausage in here?"
February 13th, 2008 at 06:51 am
wait till these chicks see our Purple Shlongs.
you can keep the game. i dont want to go out and buy an old ass system, when i got ps3 nigga
February 13th, 2008 at 04:40 am
Guido the other tan meat...
February 13th, 2008 at 03:28 am
Too orange don't make it right.
February 13th, 2008 at 03:09 am
white people always wanna be black.
February 13th, 2008 at 01:35 am
The JR Whopper has nohing on THE SPICY TENDERCRISP TWINS!!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 01:13 am
You know how I know you're gay? You can have a hottie on your lap and still look like a total fag.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Oompa-Loompa......... dooopedy dummies
February 12th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Dawn of the Dead: Prom Edition.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
"Tanning salon? What's a tanning salon? THERE'S NO SUCH TING A TANNING SALON, got me?"
February 12th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
DUDE!!!!! This minstrel act at the prom will SOOOOOO get us laid. Chicks dig Black guys.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Now that high school's over, we can go to work at the Chocolate Factory full time!
February 12th, 2008 at 09:44 pm
thats right, bitches love the redface.
February 12th, 2008 at 09:23 pm
You'd blush too if your prom dates were known as "The Taco Twins".
February 12th, 2008 at 09:11 pm
Willy Wanka: The Guido Version
February 12th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
The annual "Satan in Satin" ball went off without a hitch this year in Boca.
February 12th, 2008 at 08:23 pm
We are going to be the most ball'n ass pimps at prom with this new tanning lotion, now rub it in good.
February 12th, 2008 at 08:15 pm
This is just ridiculous. I can't even say anything about this picture that could possibly do it justice. I don't have a PS2 anyway.
February 12th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
Darth Maul (left) and his brother Frank Maul (right) take time away from bowing to the Sith Lord's every command to enjoy their last high school prom.
February 12th, 2008 at 08:03 pm
In 20 years these girls will look back at their prom photos and realize why they became lesbians.