Give-A-Wednesday: Win Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition
Write a caption for the above photo and you can win a copy of Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition, the game that lets you smash up cars like Billy Joel on a bender. Winners will be notified via email from HolyTaco.com. Leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Evan - 2 Guys, 1 Carcass
Runners Up:
Jim - Not the first time I’ve been inside an animal. Definitely won’t be the last.
CB - Thanksgiving was never the same after my sister married Roger.
Eddie - Chris, I “feel weird.”
Zero - All right, I’m ready. Baste me, boys!
Scott - Dude, I told you I’d get inside a chick before I was 35!
Tags: extra twisted edition, GiveaWednesday, twisted metal head on
February 13th, 2008 at 11:34 am
WTF!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Regret- 15 years from now they’ll have it!
February 13th, 2008 at 11:36 am
wtf u picked the dumbest shit again.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:43 am
dude1: dude i told these bitchs would lick reggiano off our faces.
dude2:hell yeah Bro, hi5! now lets go Arnold fuck them
dude1&dude2(sametime): AWWWWW…SHIITT
February 13th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Dude, let’s ditch our dates and go get off to ourselves.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Warning: Guy-on-guy sex may lead to discoloration of the skin.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Welcome to Loompaland, NJ
February 13th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
1. No girls you don’t sit on the douche, you use it.
2. The above picture is why abortion is legal.
3. the above picture is why some animals eat their young.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Dude, let’s hit the tanning beds in our bikinis before prom, bro. It’s the totally straight thing to do.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
goomba goomba goopie dee doo this is what a tanning salon will do to you.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
guys) we’re hot!!
girls) yeah, flaming hot
February 13th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
The boys thought the dirty sanchez they pulled was funny that one time. But these ladies will always remember the vacation they replaced the SPF 100 with Crisco. Later they told the boys they wanted seafood and suggested Red Lobster and pointed and laughed for an uncomfortably long time!
February 13th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Guys: knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there….
Guys: bananna… knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there!!!!???
Guys: knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there….
Guys: Bananna… knock knock…..
Girls: Who’s there!!!!???
Guys: Orange…
Girls: Orange Who?
Guys: Orange-you-glad-I-didn’t-say-Bananna?
February 13th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Who knew lube was good for tanning?
February 13th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Oompa Loompas go to the prom.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Sue and Lisa were just glad their boyfriends finally had jobs. Even if it was the illegal dumping of hazardous waste.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
left guy: im hungry.
right guy: just wait a few more minutes. then well have some nice roastbeef in hell.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Just another night at the Roxbury.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Both girls were shocked to learn that they had given themselves to a couple of frauds. “They said that they were Tiger Woods and Wesley Snipes.” Cried one victim.” Look at the picture, you can see why we were fooled…”
February 13th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Prom night at Gitmo
February 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
yeah we’re douches
February 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
THE AMBIGIOUSLY GOOMBA DUO!!
February 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
In 20 years these girls will look back at their prom photos and realize why they became lesbians.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Darth Maul (left) and his brother Frank Maul (right) take time away from bowing to the Sith Lord’s every command to enjoy their last high school prom.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
This is just ridiculous. I can’t even say anything about this picture that could possibly do it justice. I don’t have a PS2 anyway.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
We are going to be the most ball’n ass pimps at prom with this new tanning lotion, now rub it in good.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
The annual “Satan in Satin” ball went off without a hitch this year in Boca.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Willy Wanka: The Guido Version
February 13th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Warning: Too much Viagra before the prom may cause excessive flushing of the skin.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
You’d blush too if your prom dates were known as “The Taco Twins”.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
thats right, bitches love the redface.
February 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Now that high school’s over, we can go to work at the Chocolate Factory full time!
February 13th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
DUDE!!!!! This minstrel act at the prom will SOOOOOO get us laid. Chicks dig Black guys.
February 13th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
“Tanning salon? What’s a tanning salon? THERE’S NO SUCH TING A TANNING SALON, got me?”
February 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Dawn of the Dead: Prom Edition.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Oompa-Loompa……… dooopedy dummies
February 13th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
You know how I know you’re gay? You can have a hottie on your lap and still look like a total fag.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
The JR Whopper has nohing on THE SPICY TENDERCRISP TWINS!!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
white people always wanna be black.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Too orange don’t make it right.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Guido the other tan meat…
February 14th, 2008 at 1:51 am
wait till these chicks see our Purple Shlongs.
you can keep the game. i dont want to go out and buy an old ass system, when i got ps3 nigga
February 14th, 2008 at 3:49 am
“Why does it smell like Italian sausage in here?”
February 14th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Try Drakkar Noir’s NEW Prosciutto Self Tanning Kit. Now you can look like every goomba’s favorite lunch meat.
February 14th, 2008 at 9:24 am
There is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfuly in tight slacks! We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
February 14th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Seriously Bro, My Aunt runs a tanning salon, we’ll look f*cking awesome for prom.
February 14th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Oompa, Oompa, Oompa dee doo, I have some drunk prom bitches for you.
February 14th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Look, it’s Mr. eraser head and his brother!
February 14th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
The spawn of Satan first decide to lay two virgians before devouring the earth.
February 14th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
red, the other white meat.
February 14th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Oompa Loompas Gone Wild!
February 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
ay azzhole, count to three then take the picture..you make me look like an azzhole cuz you always have me with my freakin eyes closed in every goddamn picture, u know what i meankia??
February 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Prom from doucheville high
February 14th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
cuz, i told u this girl im bringing to the prom was mint…
February 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
dude1: were totally gonna Cock these Bitch’s, then crush there pussys.
Dude2:after our Sister get off our laps, and bring in our Real dates, the pizza face girls
February 14th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
DDDDDDDooooooooooooccccccccccchhhhhhheeeeeee Bag alert
February 14th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
WebMD
Dick in the Ass Symptoms :
1) face turns red
2) lovers face turns red
February 14th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
One (1) vote for “Guido the other tan meat…” Zomg so funny. My2Cent
February 15th, 2008 at 7:24 am
I FORGOT TO LEAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS…SORRY…PHREEZERFRESH@AOL.COM
February 15th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
You know the hardest thing about having a tan this sweet?
Telling your parents your gay.
February 16th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
These guys must be rich.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
BREAKING STORY “Two men mauled by Jesus before Prom”
February 18th, 2008 at 1:42 am
The Oompah Loompah brothers are gonna score tonite!
February 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am
“God give up or your angels will meet our mr. devil horn”
February 18th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Submission 1:
They should have a reality show where they dump these guys off in Compton
Submission 2: These people are an embarrassment to douche bags everywhere.
Submission 3: What the hell are they thinking?
February 19th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Thing 1 “It says just use a drop each week until desired color is achieved.”
Thing 2 ” But the proms tomorrrow night.”
Thing 1 “Let’s just use the whole bottle on our faces, I’m sure it will look cool.”
February 20th, 2008 at 11:22 am
We got this still photo on the set of SOUL MAN 2….its the gotti bros first feature.
February 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
A lady should always douche before an important evening out.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Apparently chicks do like black cocks…
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Guy (right): So…The “Blue Man Group” wouldn’t take us in.
Guy (left): Yea, so like, we formed our own group!
February 24th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Yo Tony, wanna ditch these broads and go snort some more or their birth control pills?
February 24th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
The guy on the right is still excited about the giants winning the superbowl.
The guy on the left is embarassed he is from Jersey
April 1st, 2008 at 8:48 am
When John Gotti’s Daughter has sex with an oompa loomp. this happens.