Write a caption for the above photo and you can win a copy of Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition, the game that lets you smash up cars like Billy Joel on a bender. Winners will be notified via email from HolyTaco.com. Leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Evan - 2 Guys, 1 Carcass
Runners Up:
Jim - Not the first time I've been inside an animal. Definitely won't be the last.
CB - Thanksgiving was never the same after my sister married Roger.
Eddie - Chris, I "feel weird."
Zero - All right, I'm ready. Baste me, boys!
Scott - Dude, I told you I'd get inside a chick before I was 35!
ay azzhole, count to three then take the picture..you make me look like an azzhole cuz you always have me with my freakin eyes closed in every goddamn picture, u know what i meankia??
Thing 1 "It says just use a drop each week until desired color is achieved."
Thing 2 " But the proms tomorrrow night."
Thing 1 "Let's just use the whole bottle on our faces, I'm sure it will look cool."
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February 13th, 2008 at 08:20 pm
ay azzhole, count to three then take the picture..you make me look like an azzhole cuz you always have me with my freakin eyes closed in every goddamn picture, u know what i meankia??
February 13th, 2008 at 08:27 pm
Prom from doucheville high
February 13th, 2008 at 08:29 pm
cuz, i told u this girl im bringing to the prom was mint...
February 13th, 2008 at 09:57 pm
dude1: were totally gonna Cock these Bitch's, then crush there pussys.
Dude2:after our Sister get off our laps, and bring in our Real dates, the pizza face girls
February 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
DDDDDDDooooooooooooccccccccccchhhhhhheeeeeee Bag alert
February 14th, 2008 at 12:05 am
WebMD
Dick in the Ass Symptoms :
1) face turns red
2) lovers face turns red
February 14th, 2008 at 12:27 am
One (1) vote for "Guido the other tan meat…" Zomg so funny. My2Cent
February 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I FORGOT TO LEAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS...SORRY...PHREEZERFRESH@AOL.COM
February 14th, 2008 at 07:59 pm
You know the hardest thing about having a tan this sweet?
Telling your parents your gay.
February 16th, 2008 at 02:15 am
These guys must be rich.
February 17th, 2008 at 12:44 am
BREAKING STORY "Two men mauled by Jesus before Prom"
February 17th, 2008 at 06:42 am
The Oompah Loompah brothers are gonna score tonite!
February 17th, 2008 at 02:38 pm
"God give up or your angels will meet our mr. devil horn"
February 17th, 2008 at 07:50 pm
Submission 1:
They should have a reality show where they dump these guys off in Compton
Submission 2: These people are an embarrassment to douche bags everywhere.
Submission 3: What the hell are they thinking?
February 18th, 2008 at 03:37 pm
Thing 1 "It says just use a drop each week until desired color is achieved."
Thing 2 " But the proms tomorrrow night."
Thing 1 "Let's just use the whole bottle on our faces, I'm sure it will look cool."
February 19th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
We got this still photo on the set of SOUL MAN 2....its the gotti bros first feature.
February 19th, 2008 at 05:13 pm
A lady should always douche before an important evening out.
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:34 am
Apparently chicks do like black cocks...
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:47 am
Guy (right): So...The "Blue Man Group" wouldn't take us in.
Guy (left): Yea, so like, we formed our own group!
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:24 pm
Yo Tony, wanna ditch these broads and go snort some more or their birth control pills?
February 24th, 2008 at 01:24 am
The guy on the right is still excited about the giants winning the superbowl.
The guy on the left is embarassed he is from Jersey
March 31st, 2008 at 02:48 pm
When John Gotti's Daughter has sex with an oompa loomp. this happens.
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