How Stupid Is This Reporter?

February 12th, 2008 | 10:19 pm

At this point, is there really anyone who's not sure what the f*&k happens to you when you get tasered? I love how every news crew has the one guy who "tests out" all the wacky ass/dangerous shit that comes through the news room for the color piece they want to run right before sports. How does the process work for doing these stories? Here's how I envision these pieces coming about:

NEWS PRODUCER #1: Hey, it looks like that piece we have on soldiers coming home isn't going to be ready by six. We need to fill four minutes.

NEWS PRODUCER #2: Hmmm. Well, I saw this new product that cuts a hole in your nut sack and then cleans your actual testicles. We could get Bob to try it out on camera.

Comments

7 Responses to "How Stupid Is This Reporter?"

  1. crack pipe Says:

    wow, this is like watching jackass, minus the funny.

  2. myrealname Says:

    If I have to watch another frickin guy getting tasered clip, I'm gonna rip my heart out. With a taser. And film it. And watch it. And get angry again

  3. chad Says:

    "gauggggghhhhhhhhhhauuughhhhh" PRICELESS..

  4. KIMBOFAN Says:

    Why didn't the reporter let them shoot him so he could see what that felt like?

  5. AlcoLOL Says:

    What's with the taser fad? Are they going to come out with recreational tasers? In that case, I can start playing games such as "Strip Taser". Ohhh yeaa... I can't wait.

  6. Suzi Says:

    I will never tire of watching people get tazered, and this one was particularly beautiful because of his resemblance to that dumbass Daniel Baldwin.

  7. dave Says:

    what happened, so sad???
    plastic injection molding service!

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