Okay, nobody freak out. Britney's going to be just fine because you guessed it, daddy is here to help. See that guy in the Corona shirt up above who looks like he's trying to find his pants? That's daddy. People.com reports:
Jamie Spears (Brit's dad) won permission Thursday to maintain control of daughter Britney Spears' estate until at least March 10, and was granted additional powers over her finances.
Jamie Spears and Andrew Wallet have been overseeing her well-being and her estimated $40 million fortune since Feb 1.
A guy named Andrew Wallet has been helping? What the hell kind of name is that? I think that's what I named my first piggy bank. No, actually I named him Pig E. Bank. I'm not joking. My brother threw it on the ground and then looked at me and said "now it's Pig E. Broke," which doesn't even make sense but still was effective in hurting my feelings.
Anyway, why do I get the feeling when I look at Britney's dad and hear he's going to have control of her $40 million dollars that I'm going to see this headline and picture in the newspaper.
Haha... A beer house. What an ass. That would be cool though. I mean, seriously. Who wouldn't want to live in a beer house? I would wake up and throw a rock at the ceiling directly over my mouth. And I'd replace all my running water with beer. And of course I would have beer stocked up in the fridge... Just in case. Psshhh... Alcoholic my ass.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 14th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Haha... A beer house. What an ass. That would be cool though. I mean, seriously. Who wouldn't want to live in a beer house? I would wake up and throw a rock at the ceiling directly over my mouth. And I'd replace all my running water with beer. And of course I would have beer stocked up in the fridge... Just in case. Psshhh... Alcoholic my ass.
February 14th, 2008 at 04:47 pm
Now I understand why this blog is so twisted. Your family never loved you. It's sad, really
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