I think I'm going to let this little news item speak for itself. According to the TheTownTalk.com:
Man cut by woman after refusing to have sex with her because of smell after she took her clothes off
<!-- ARTICLE BODYTEXT --><!--ARTICLE TEXT-->An Alexandria man got cut on the arm by a woman after he changed his mind about having sex with her because of the smell after she took her clothes off, police reported.
The victim told Alexandria police said he was headed to work Sunday morning and stopped to talk to the woman, who offered to have sex with him for $20, the report states.
The victim said he followed her behind a building, but when she took her clothes off, the smell was so bad he told her that he changed his mind, the report states. The victim said she then demanded $10, but he refused, the report states.
He offered to buy her a beer and cigarettes, but on the way to a store, she pulled out a box cutter, cut his forearm and then ran off.
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
Bill Clinton recently canceled his latest campaign tour stop. According to reports, he is being treated at a hospital for a massive cut to the forearm. A spokesperson for Hilary Clinton claims she was "unaware" of such accident.
Wait this guy went to the police and admited to being involved with a prostitute!? Perhaps he should of paid the lady $20 to get in his car and drive over him, do him a favour.
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February 13th, 2008 at 01:20 pm
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its little nose."
February 13th, 2008 at 02:04 pm
In other news,
Bill Clinton recently canceled his latest campaign tour stop. According to reports, he is being treated at a hospital for a massive cut to the forearm. A spokesperson for Hilary Clinton claims she was "unaware" of such accident.
Details as they develop.
February 13th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
Wait this guy went to the police and admited to being involved with a prostitute!? Perhaps he should of paid the lady $20 to get in his car and drive over him, do him a favour.
February 14th, 2008 at 01:03 am
IT'S CALLED VAGISIL. IT AIN'T THAT EXPENSIVE. Oh shit, my CAPS button has a boner.
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