Who doesn't love sporks? The stabbing power of a really shitty fork combined with the ability to hold 1/10 of an ounce of liquid? Sign me up. I was always hoping they'd come out with a spiknifork, but it never happened. At least I don't think. I feel like someone is going to write a comment with a link to one now. I should look it up but I'm too lazy.
Anyway, previous to this, sporks, much like Pamela Anderson, were made of plastic and only used by white trash dudes. But now, there's a titanium spork. Check out this shit:
yeah, that's right, this spork doesn't f*&k around. I wish I had had this spork in junior high. I GUARANTEE YOU Eric Murphy would have felt my wrath when he threw his cup of nacho cheese at me and called me a smelly fag. In fact, I'm going to buy one here.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 13th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Knife-Fork-Spoon Combo here.
http://lightmyfireusa.com/spork.html
The Knife edge is hard to see though.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
best part about a spork is you can flick the shit you dont like to eat 30 yards and not miss a beat..
February 14th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Damnit RawRaw... We won't be able to fling corn anymore with this titanium shit. Damnit. I used to be the corn flinging champion.
February 14th, 2008 at 03:23 am
i love bacon.........
February 14th, 2008 at 01:54 pm
I just bought a titanium spork for backpacking. Its great! Lightweight too.
February 15th, 2008 at 07:21 am
I had no idea Vince Chase's manager was such a bully.
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