52% Love Themselves Some Nelly Furtado

February 15th, 2008 | 12:14 am

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The votes are in and in a close contest, 52% of Holy Taco readers would have sexual intercourse with Nelly Furtado than Christina Aguilera.  I was going to write to Christina Aguilera's publicist and see if I could get a reaction to the news, but then I remembered I didn't care.

As usual, here's real reactions by actual readers.

t-boner - I want Christina to 'come on over' and get 'dirrrrrty."

opposite_prime - If you choose Aguilera, you might win the "One Millionth Deposit Award."

crack pipe - how can you do a grammy edition WWYRD without Amy Winehouse?  Who's in charge of this thing anyway?!  What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you running?

Well crack pipe, funny you should ask.  Originally we built a robot just for the purposes of selecting the girls for WWYRD, but the the first week in charge he picked Michael J. Fox vs. an overhead map of Indonesia, so unfortunately we had to let him go because that would have been stupid.  Everyone would have chose the map of Indonesia.

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