This is a photo from a shoot Avril did for a lay out in this month's Maxim magazine. I'm not really sure how I feel about this. She looks really young, but she also looks really hot. I talked it over with my penis and this was our conversation:
ME: I don't know, penis. She looks like she could be my little sister.
PENIS: Valid point. I say, just to make sure, we masturbate.
ME: That's what you said when I told you I thought I left the oven on when we went on vacation.
PENIS: And it worked. The oven wasn't on right?
ME: Well, no, but I really don't think me deciding to masturbate had any bearing on whether or not the oven was on or off.
That's a tough one. My penis would want to do 'adult' stuff to her woman parts, but my fists would want to pay her back for making my ears listen to the diarrhea she claims as 'music.'
I would also like to add that the conversation with your penis sounds much like the conversations I have with my penis when there's stuff I need to do, but there's porn to look at also.
how did she 'make' you listen to her music? the only way you would listen to it, is if you wanted to. sounds like you should be punching yourself for your stupidity.
I want to talk about masturbating my sexy penis and my little penis head with you AVRIL. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. I will try to cum and ejaculate in my bedroom bed Tonight. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. Thank you very much AVRIL. Marc email city.
This is a very interesting website, I have added it in my favourites. Keep up the good work.
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February 15th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Creepy.
February 15th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Creepy. Especially when she opens that spoiled little girl mouth of hers.
February 15th, 2008 at 01:26 am
Creepy? Yeah. But I'd still hit it.
February 15th, 2008 at 02:10 am
HOT.
February 15th, 2008 at 03:47 am
how is she spoiled? shes earned her millions, at least from the days living in newmarket,,,,, definitley sexyyyy
February 15th, 2008 at 04:12 am
That is the funniest post to date!!!!
February 15th, 2008 at 04:16 am
ha ha ha its settled we masturbate!!!!!!! i vote sexy. my wife votes punch me in the head
February 15th, 2008 at 05:53 am
I'd vote sexy, although with her mouth open like that she looks a bit like a vampire, which to some people might make her look hotter.
February 15th, 2008 at 07:13 am
Creeeeeeeeeeepy. Way.
February 15th, 2008 at 07:18 am
She looks like David Bowie from the 1986 movie, 'Labyrinth'.
February 15th, 2008 at 03:51 pm
pffffft fuck avril, listen to flyleaf....the chick singer in that band sounds like avril, but is all the bitch we wished avril would have been.
February 15th, 2008 at 04:08 pm
This shouldn't even be a discussion. Shes HOT. Enough said.
February 15th, 2008 at 06:06 pm
I'd hit it harder than the first of an angry God!
February 15th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
SSSEEEXXXYYY AS HELL!!
February 15th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Creepy or hot, she's talentless nonetheless.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
she has hiv
February 16th, 2008 at 05:58 am
That's a tough one. My penis would want to do 'adult' stuff to her woman parts, but my fists would want to pay her back for making my ears listen to the diarrhea she claims as 'music.'
I would also like to add that the conversation with your penis sounds much like the conversations I have with my penis when there's stuff I need to do, but there's porn to look at also.
February 16th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Hot oh baby shes hot
February 17th, 2008 at 06:19 am
@cocky:
how did she 'make' you listen to her music? the only way you would listen to it, is if you wanted to. sounds like you should be punching yourself for your stupidity.
February 17th, 2008 at 07:48 pm
these are some of the best comments i have ever read... as me and my penis talk it over.. we masturbate.. :)
February 17th, 2008 at 07:49 pm
I'll vote hot as hell!
February 17th, 2008 at 09:29 pm
I vote to masterbate
February 18th, 2008 at 01:46 am
I beat my penis for suggesting I masturbate, Oh I beat it good...
February 18th, 2008 at 02:06 pm
Very sexy, she has that look that says " I'm gonna give you the best sex of your life."
February 22nd, 2008 at 04:33 am
SEXY, I want to pump her skinnny rump full of my goo, turn her asshole into a windsock, ahhhh yyeeaaaaaa
February 24th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
more creepy than ronald macdonald
February 25th, 2008 at 03:51 pm
Sexy for sure
February 25th, 2008 at 06:36 pm
Sexy. Just because she's petite doesn't make it creepy.
February 26th, 2008 at 06:04 pm
DAMN HOTT!!!!!!
March 3rd, 2008 at 04:20 pm
Very Hot!
June 12th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
hotter than hot
July 30th, 2008 at 02:33 pm
i'd hit that.................and twice on sundays
July 30th, 2008 at 02:33 pm
i'd hit that.................and twice on sundays
August 18th, 2008 at 09:48 am
SHE'S SO FUCKIN HOT! DA HOTTEST EVA! AND SHE'S DA BEST MUSICAL ARTIST EVA!
September 27th, 2008 at 12:59 am
I want to talk about masturbating my sexy penis and my little penis head with you AVRIL. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. I will try to cum and ejaculate in my bedroom bed Tonight. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. Thank you very much AVRIL. Marc email city.
May 12th, 2009 at 09:23 am
This is a very interesting website, I have added it in my favourites. Keep up the good work.
I am from Finland and too bad know English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Check out high logic font creator if that what you trying to do.Complete font manager - view, organize, install, delete and print fonts lists truetype, opentype and type."
Thank :-D Al.
May 17th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
more creepy than sexy, but some of her pics are really wankworthy
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