February 14th, 2008 | 10:58
This is a photo from a shoot Avril did for a lay out in this month's Maxim magazine. I'm not really sure how I feel about this. She looks really young, but she also looks really hot. I talked it over with my penis and this was our conversation:
ME: I don't know, penis. She looks like she could be my little sister.
PENIS: Valid point. I say, just to make sure, we masturbate.
ME: That's what you said when I told you I thought I left the oven on when we went on vacation.
PENIS: And it worked. The oven wasn't on right?
ME: Well, no, but I really don't think me deciding to masturbate had any bearing on whether or not the oven was on or off.
PENIS: Then it's settled. We masturbate.
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<p>This is a photo from a shoot Avril did for a lay out in this month's <a target="_blank" href="http://www.maximonline.com/Avrillavignephoto2/girls_of_maxim/12188/801.aspx">Maxim magazine</a>. I'm not really sure how I feel about this. She looks really young, but she also looks really hot. I talked it over with my penis and this was our conversation:</p>
<p>ME: I don't know, penis. She looks like she could be my little sister.</p>
<p>PENIS: Valid point. I say, just to make sure, we masturbate.</p>
<p>ME: That's what you said when I told you I thought I left the oven on when we went on vacation.</p>
<p>PENIS: And it worked. The oven wasn't on right?</p>
<p>ME: Well, no, but I really don't think me deciding to masturbate had any bearing on whether or not the oven was on or off.</p>
<p>PENIS: Then it's settled. We masturbate.</p>
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September fth, 2008 at 12:59 am
I want to talk about masturbating my sexy penis and my little penis head with you AVRIL. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. I will try to cum and ejaculate in my bedroom bed Tonight. Send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 11;30 PM Tonight. Thank you very much AVRIL. Marc email city.
August fth, 2008 at 09:48 am
SHE'S SO FUCKIN HOT! DA HOTTEST EVA! AND SHE'S DA BEST MUSICAL ARTIST EVA!
July fth, 2008 at 02:33 pm
i'd hit that.................and twice on sundays
July fth, 2008 at 02:33 pm
i'd hit that.................and twice on sundays
June fth, 2008 at 10:58 pm
hotter than hot
March frd, 2008 at 04:20 pm
Very Hot!
February fth, 2008 at 06:04 pm
DAMN HOTT!!!!!!
February fth, 2008 at 06:36 pm
Sexy. Just because she's petite doesn't make it creepy.
February fth, 2008 at 03:51 pm
Sexy for sure
February fth, 2008 at 09:38 pm
more creepy than ronald macdonald
February fnd, 2008 at 04:33 am
SEXY, I want to pump her skinnny rump full of my goo, turn her asshole into a windsock, ahhhh yyeeaaaaaa
February fth, 2008 at 02:06 pm
Very sexy, she has that look that says " I'm gonna give you the best sex of your life."
February fth, 2008 at 01:46 am
I beat my penis for suggesting I masturbate, Oh I beat it good...
February fth, 2008 at 09:29 pm
I vote to masterbate
February fth, 2008 at 07:49 pm
I'll vote hot as hell!
February fth, 2008 at 07:48 pm
these are some of the best comments i have ever read... as me and my penis talk it over.. we masturbate.. :)
February fth, 2008 at 06:19 am
@cocky:
how did she 'make' you listen to her music? the only way you would listen to it, is if you wanted to. sounds like you should be punching yourself for your stupidity.
February fth, 2008 at 11:41 am
Hot oh baby shes hot
February fth, 2008 at 05:58 am
That's a tough one. My penis would want to do 'adult' stuff to her woman parts, but my fists would want to pay her back for making my ears listen to the diarrhea she claims as 'music.'
I would also like to add that the conversation with your penis sounds much like the conversations I have with my penis when there's stuff I need to do, but there's porn to look at also.
February fth, 2008 at 11:27 pm
she has hiv
February fth, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Creepy or hot, she's talentless nonetheless.
February fth, 2008 at 06:42 pm
SSSEEEXXXYYY AS HELL!!
February fth, 2008 at 06:06 pm
I'd hit it harder than the first of an angry God!
February fth, 2008 at 04:08 pm
This shouldn't even be a discussion. Shes HOT. Enough said.
February fth, 2008 at 03:51 pm
pffffft fuck avril, listen to flyleaf....the chick singer in that band sounds like avril, but is all the bitch we wished avril would have been.
February fth, 2008 at 07:18 am
She looks like David Bowie from the 1986 movie, 'Labyrinth'.
February fth, 2008 at 07:13 am
Creeeeeeeeeeepy. Way.
February fth, 2008 at 05:53 am
I'd vote sexy, although with her mouth open like that she looks a bit like a vampire, which to some people might make her look hotter.
February fth, 2008 at 04:16 am
ha ha ha its settled we masturbate!!!!!!! i vote sexy. my wife votes punch me in the head
February fth, 2008 at 04:12 am
That is the funniest post to date!!!!
February fth, 2008 at 03:47 am
how is she spoiled? shes earned her millions, at least from the days living in newmarket,,,,, definitley sexyyyy
February fth, 2008 at 02:10 am
HOT.
February fth, 2008 at 01:26 am
Creepy? Yeah. But I'd still hit it.
February fth, 2008 at 12:25 am
Creepy. Especially when she opens that spoiled little girl mouth of hers.
February fth, 2008 at 12:02 am
Creepy.
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