Sometimes I wish I was incredibly stupid and good looking, because life is so much simpler for those people.  You see something shiny and you get happy and excited.  Then someone touches your penis and it feels good and you call it a day.

Usmagazine.com reports:

Heidi Montag spent Valentine’s with beau Spencer Pratt on a yacht.

“We went on a little sailing safari, which was really fun,” Montag said, later adding.  “We actually crashed.  The driver of our boat crashed into three other boats.  I was so scared!  I thought we were about to sink!”

First of all, if you almost crash, the trip ceases to be “really fun.”  I was on a boat once that almost crashed and everybody practically shit their pants in fear except for a retarded kid who was enjoying it like he just watched his favorite team win the Super Bowl.    I bring him up only because that’s exactly the reaction I imagine these two morons having while people on the other boats they collided with were screaming for their children and saying prayers.

Secondly, why were they driving so recklessly when it’s a f-ing lesiure cruise?  Were they fleeing Cuba?  Who the hell was driving this boat?

Tags: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, valentine's day

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