Taco Belle: Rosaria Cannavo

Age: I don't know. And I don't care.

Where you've seen her: Um, here?

Tantalizing tidbit: The only thing I know about Rosaria Cannavo is that she's Italian and she's dating some soccer player named Christian Panucci. Oh, I also know that I am moving to Italy to kill some guy named Christian Panucci so I can marry her. (Dear Italian Police: This is what we Americans call a "joke." I would never, ever go to Italy.)

Courtesy HollywoodTuna.com