This cop is crying because some punk kids at a fast food restaurant fed him and his partner a pot-laced burger and basically got away with it because the judge was clearly a pot smoker himself (have you ever seen a judge with hair like that?) Anyway, here's how I imagine the cop's post-burger conversation went as they were driving around in the squad car.
Cop #1: Oh man...could you imagine, like...jail?
Cop #2: You mean, like, being in jail?
Cop #1: Yeah. Jail.
Cop #2: Oh man, no, no, no way man. That would be craazzy. Do you, like, feel OK?
Cop #1: Man, I feel fiiiiiiiiine. I haven't felt this good since I was, like, 16.
Cop #2: Me too, man. Hey, we should go back and get some more of those burgers. They were tast-to the motherfuckin'-eee.
Cop #1: I'm so high right now. Let's run some red lights and beat up some homeless dudes.
Cop #2: What did you say?
Cop #1: Uhhh...I can't remember. Let me see....something about...I'm so high right now and...I wanna beat up some homeless dudes?
They would have had to eat a trashcan full of pot burgers for them to die by the sticky spatula of "Knuckles". By what time did they realize their burgers tasted funny?
jesus christ. its pot. its not like they laced your burger with crystal meth... im glad i live in canada where the weed laws are lax...decriminalized cheahhh
I'm amazed that guy is able to hoola hoop his way into uniform without blinding his wife with a flying button.
Forget the reefer. Those kids should be strung up for feeding that potbellied piggy a saturated-fat drenched Whopper. He's one funion shy of a coronary.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 17th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
The question isn't whether those burger punks deserved a stiffer sentence, the real question is: did this cop need another burger?
February 17th, 2008 at 09:36 pm
They would have had to eat a trashcan full of pot burgers for them to die by the sticky spatula of "Knuckles". By what time did they realize their burgers tasted funny?
February 18th, 2008 at 01:28 am
score one for the home team.
February 18th, 2008 at 02:08 am
HOLY SHIT. Is it just me, or is there a sesame seed face on that burger to the right of the news anchor?
February 18th, 2008 at 04:51 am
Yes Chris, there is a sesame seed face on that bun. Cops should not be in a Burger King while on duty anyway...especially that fat fuck.
February 18th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
jesus christ. its pot. its not like they laced your burger with crystal meth... im glad i live in canada where the weed laws are lax...decriminalized cheahhh
February 18th, 2008 at 09:46 pm
Holy shit dude it is a face it is dave thomas come back to fuck us all in the ass!!!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 06:39 am
I'm amazed that guy is able to hoola hoop his way into uniform without blinding his wife with a flying button.
Forget the reefer. Those kids should be strung up for feeding that potbellied piggy a saturated-fat drenched Whopper. He's one funion shy of a coronary.
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:45 am
That judge was so stoned when he was trying to determine a sentence of them that he completely forgot what they did.
Someone should keep the pot burgers away from that judge.
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:36 am
i can't believe they laced our burgers with pot -- cop
(2 hours later the cops steamrolls a rail off of a strippers ass)
February 23rd, 2009 at 06:43 pm
uhh how do you not notice a nice bud sitting on your burger patty? unless they made hash butter or something
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