“Pot Burger” Cop Demands Justice, Giggles
This cop is crying because some punk kids at a fast food restaurant fed him and his partner a pot-laced burger and basically got away with it because the judge was clearly a pot smoker himself (have you ever seen a judge with hair like that?) Anyway, here’s how I imagine the cop’s post-burger conversation went as they were driving around in the squad car.
Cop #1: Oh man…could you imagine, like…jail?
Cop #2: You mean, like, being in jail?
Cop #1: Yeah. Jail.
Cop #2: Oh man, no, no, no way man. That would be craazzy. Do you, like, feel OK?
Cop #1: Man, I feel fiiiiiiiiine. I haven’t felt this good since I was, like, 16.
Cop #2: Me too, man. Hey, we should go back and get some more of those burgers. They were tast-to the motherfuckin’-eee.
Cop #1: I’m so high right now. Let’s run some red lights and beat up some homeless dudes.
Cop #2: What did you say?
Cop #1: Uhhh…I can’t remember. Let me see….something about…I’m so high right now and…I wanna beat up some homeless dudes?
Cop #2: Dude! I’m high too!
[Both Laugh]
Tags: cop, pot burger, Video
February 18th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
The question isn’t whether those burger punks deserved a stiffer sentence, the real question is: did this cop need another burger?
February 18th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
They would have had to eat a trashcan full of pot burgers for them to die by the sticky spatula of “Knuckles”. By what time did they realize their burgers tasted funny?
February 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
score one for the home team.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
HOLY SHIT. Is it just me, or is there a sesame seed face on that burger to the right of the news anchor?
February 18th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Yes Chris, there is a sesame seed face on that bun. Cops should not be in a Burger King while on duty anyway…especially that fat fuck.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
jesus christ. its pot. its not like they laced your burger with crystal meth… im glad i live in canada where the weed laws are lax…decriminalized cheahhh
February 19th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Holy shit dude it is a face it is dave thomas come back to fuck us all in the ass!!!!!
February 20th, 2008 at 1:39 am
I’m amazed that guy is able to hoola hoop his way into uniform without blinding his wife with a flying button.
Forget the reefer. Those kids should be strung up for feeding that potbellied piggy a saturated-fat drenched Whopper. He’s one funion shy of a coronary.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
That judge was so stoned when he was trying to determine a sentence of them that he completely forgot what they did.
Someone should keep the pot burgers away from that judge.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:36 am
i can’t believe they laced our burgers with pot — cop
(2 hours later the cops steamrolls a rail off of a strippers ass)