It's happened people! It's happened! Lindsay Lohan has showed her boobies! I'm feeling so many emotions right now: Happy, sad, confused, boner. Truth be told, I said a prayer for this a couple weeks ago, and now it's come true. My prayer has been answered! Now if the guy who cut me off in traffic last week has has a possum bite his penis off, I'm going be really freaked out.
Recreating Monroe's legendary 1962 final photo shoot for Bert Stern with the veteran lensman himself.
When it came to being nude before the camera, "I was comfortable with it," says Lohan, 21 - though Lindsay does admit to having done "250 crunches" the night before the shoot.
And by crunches she means "lines of cocaine." Now, I know this isn't a "hold-open-the-naughty-parts" Hustler type spread, but don't worry. Tasteful nudes are gateway photo. First you start posing for them, and then you do a scene in a Werner Herzog film where Philip Seymour Hoffman teabags you, and before you know it, you're in Barely Legal with a snake wrapped around your neck and some dude who looks like Luke Perry covered in pam spray is filling your tank.
Sweet Lindsay...talk about a great way to start off the week. Now that we have seen the goods she will probably fade away into obscurity like so many other hot actresses before her.
GROSS! Actually she doesn't look too bad from the neck down...oh wait a minute, there is that whole "freckles around the cooch" thing that's a huge turn off. I mean seriously, I'm no (insert hot guy here) but this chick is a butt ugly attention whore with absolutely no talent. My dream is that she is in the car with Britney, Winehouse, and Jessica Simpson (with her stupid sister) when Paris Hilton drives it off a cliff right after they all just committed some unspeakable act in public that makes everyone hate them. Ah, that would be nice...
Large breast is all she has going for her. Marilyn was beautiful; face and body. Lindsey has no hips, no curves, no excitement. Maybe some men (women also?) like that type of body but no me.
Terrible. They would have been better if she wasn't a coked-up crack whore. Maybe when she had some nice meat on her bones. Damn, those freckles could map the universe. FUGLY
She is pretty ugly in the face in these pics partially because she is so not a blond,has great breasts,and no hips. She is no Marilyn Monroe,that is for sure.
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February 17th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Sweet Lindsay...talk about a great way to start off the week. Now that we have seen the goods she will probably fade away into obscurity like so many other hot actresses before her.
February 18th, 2008 at 01:32 am
GROSS! Actually she doesn't look too bad from the neck down...oh wait a minute, there is that whole "freckles around the cooch" thing that's a huge turn off. I mean seriously, I'm no (insert hot guy here) but this chick is a butt ugly attention whore with absolutely no talent. My dream is that she is in the car with Britney, Winehouse, and Jessica Simpson (with her stupid sister) when Paris Hilton drives it off a cliff right after they all just committed some unspeakable act in public that makes everyone hate them. Ah, that would be nice...
February 18th, 2008 at 03:59 am
It's about time. Very nice. Lets have a Playboy spread next. And I do mean spread. You listening Lindsay?
February 18th, 2008 at 10:07 am
fuck u....................
February 18th, 2008 at 11:22 am
One can only hope that she continues in Marilyn's hallowed footsteps...and dies VERY SOON!
February 18th, 2008 at 03:12 pm
spread for bread. i guess the movie offers are down?
February 18th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
Large breast is all she has going for her. Marilyn was beautiful; face and body. Lindsey has no hips, no curves, no excitement. Maybe some men (women also?) like that type of body but no me.
Just one man's opinion.
February 18th, 2008 at 05:29 pm
I thought they were very nice. Totally worth a trip to the bathroom. How can I download them, though??
February 18th, 2008 at 05:45 pm
Terrible. They would have been better if she wasn't a coked-up crack whore. Maybe when she had some nice meat on her bones. Damn, those freckles could map the universe. FUGLY
February 18th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
Alex, you said it well: no curves. The original pics were far superior.
February 18th, 2008 at 08:54 pm
I don't know what JC is talking about. Freckles are super sexy! good post, good post.....it's a slippery slope Lindsay
February 18th, 2008 at 09:17 pm
What's up with all the freckles. Looks like a team of squirrels shat on her.
February 19th, 2008 at 01:28 am
Is that a bruise or a tramp stamp? This is failure, doubly so, for it being an homage to a classic.
September 5th, 2008 at 09:39 am
She is pretty ugly in the face in these pics partially because she is so not a blond,has great breasts,and no hips. She is no Marilyn Monroe,that is for sure.
September 21st, 2008 at 10:17 pm
you sick you nasty slut
September 21st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
you peice of shit
May 18th, 2009 at 12:05 am
.......I'm turning over in my grave!
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