I'm a little freaked out here, but apparently David Beckham plays soccer. I know, I know, I thought he was just a fashion model, but the above photos show him with soccer equipment. And this article right here says he plays professionally:
David Beckham joined his Galaxy teammates in Hawaii for the first Pan-Pacific Soccer Championship. Becks looks pretty happy to be back on the field.
"It's my first time in Hawaii, so I'm looking forward to looking around and seeing the beaches and seeing everything that's beautiful here."
Yeah, that definitely sounds like he's excited to be back on the field. What with all those mentions of playing soccer and what not. I had to check for myself, so I caught up with "Becks" at a Galaxy practice, where he was washing his car in the parking lot.
ME: So, David, you excited to get back to playing?
BECKHAM: Playing what?
ME: Soccer.
BECKHAM: Soccer? What's that?
ME: Oh, that's right, you guys call it football.
BECKHAM: Football? What's that?
ME: Um, the sport you used to play that made you famous? The sport that the team you're on is practicing right there?
(I point to the field where the Galaxy practice, Beckham looks in that direction, perplexed. Daft Punk blares out of his H2)
BECKHAM: Oh, right, soccer. Yeah, I play that sometimes. Hey, do you know a good place where I can get a pedicure? I'm all ashy right now.
Beckham has been the best British player in the world for a loooooooooooong time now! This has to be an american site, come on guys, I love the site but keep up with the rest of the world.
Beckham was purchased from the british league last year for about 30 some million dollars to play on the MLS. It was suppose to increase interest in soccer here in the US but Beckham has had problems with one of his ankles and isn't really performing that great lately. On top of that, he does the modeling thing and married one of the spice girls. He's like a european version of Brad Pitt, but guess what guys??? I think more people know Beckham than Brad Pitt!!
try and find videos of beckham on youtube, you'll probably stop calling him a douchebag after you realize he really is so much better than you.
beckham is a tool, jumped ship for more padding on his ass and he sucks cocks for nickels at soccer anyway. Only reason people like him is he's white, and looks like a assclown from the backstreet boys. Anon, I'd bet any money you have a tatoo of yourself giving becks a reach around since you're obviously pumped full of man love.
If you like soccer, go watch those epic players from africa who are fifty times better but don't get paid cause of their race and the fact that soccer fans are for the most part neo nazi cock wranglers.
Could you help me. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I am from Israel and also now'm speaking English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Find cheap flights and travel deals on the official travel search site."
Good afternoon. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I am from Ghana and now teach English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Someone attempted to charge over on airline tickets."
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February 19th, 2008 at 02:15 am
hey i like daft punk.... :0
February 19th, 2008 at 05:12 am
Too many women find David Beckham attractive, and it is so unfortunate that they can't see what a douchebag he is.
February 20th, 2008 at 06:20 am
Beckham has been the best British player in the world for a loooooooooooong time now! This has to be an american site, come on guys, I love the site but keep up with the rest of the world.
Beckham was purchased from the british league last year for about 30 some million dollars to play on the MLS. It was suppose to increase interest in soccer here in the US but Beckham has had problems with one of his ankles and isn't really performing that great lately. On top of that, he does the modeling thing and married one of the spice girls. He's like a european version of Brad Pitt, but guess what guys??? I think more people know Beckham than Brad Pitt!!
try and find videos of beckham on youtube, you'll probably stop calling him a douchebag after you realize he really is so much better than you.
February 20th, 2008 at 09:57 pm
beckham is a tool, jumped ship for more padding on his ass and he sucks cocks for nickels at soccer anyway. Only reason people like him is he's white, and looks like a assclown from the backstreet boys. Anon, I'd bet any money you have a tatoo of yourself giving becks a reach around since you're obviously pumped full of man love.
If you like soccer, go watch those epic players from africa who are fifty times better but don't get paid cause of their race and the fact that soccer fans are for the most part neo nazi cock wranglers.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Could you help me. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I am from Israel and also now'm speaking English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Find cheap flights and travel deals on the official travel search site."
With love :), Oba.
March 18th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
Good afternoon. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I am from Ghana and now teach English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Someone attempted to charge over on airline tickets."
Thanks :-(. Caltha.
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