Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People

February 18th, 2008 | 10:59 pm

Let's face it; being fat sucks.  You get all sweaty when you do stuff like play basketball or stand motionless.  But now, things just got a whole lot worse for our chubby brethren.

usmagazine.com reports:

Jessica Simpson's father Joe is being sued by fitness video company Speedfit for allegedly blocking the sale of a DVD starring his daughter.

After signing a multi-million dollar contract, Jessica, 27 recorded a workout tape for Speedfit.  Jessica then changed her mind about doing the tape and her father banned its release.
I like that her dad bans the release of a workout tape, but he executive produces a show on MTV thats success depends upon making his daughter look like a complete and total dumbshit.

Now Speedfit owner Alex Astilean has filed suit against Joe after failing to secure a $10 million settlement from his daughter last year.

"They are hurting millions of fat people in America!" Astilean tells Usmagazine.com.
I love how this guy calls them "fat people."  You'd think the guy trying to make money off them would go a little more PC and say overweight or something, but no, this guy calls them as he sees them.

Let's be clear here, Jessica Simpson is not hurting fat people.  There's two things hurting fat people.

  1. Tyra Banks speaking on their behalf.
  2. The fact that it's legal to buy this:

Comments

9 Responses to "Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People"

  1. Dave Says:

    that looks good

  2. SW Says:

    I enjoy hamburgers

  3. Terr Says:

    It's amazing how delicious In-and-Out is.

  4. Poopinacan Says:

    Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I hate Tyra Banks.........and her fat ass!!!!!!!

  5. Cosmin Says:

    Site spam. Ban that douche.... I love In and Out.

  6. hooligan Says:

    I wanna do Tyra for loving fat people...

  7. Anonymous Says:

    I guess she's on Tony Romo's diet... Have you seen the latest pics? Jeez...

    Jessica Simpson Fat

  8. adams Says:

    fat people suck shiT !!!!

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