OK, nerds. You've been waiting for this contest longer than you've been waiting for that your crappy mustache to come in. Write a caption for the above photo from Jenna Jameson's new comic titled Shadow Hunter. The best caption will win a LIMITED EDITION LITHOGRAPH OF SHADOW HUNTER which you can promptly put in a sealed baggy and never look at or touch. A couple runner ups will win a comic. As usual, leave your caption in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email (be sure to leave your email, dumbass.) Check out the trailer for the video here. And check out the cover of the comic below.
See last week's winners after the jump.
WinnerAlex – Guido: the other tan meat...Runner UpsMr. Poopoopachu - Try Drakkar Noir’s NEW Prosciutto Self Tanning Kit.Now you can look like every goomba’s favorite lunch meat.Mr. B - "Why does it smell like Italian sausage in here?"Adam S - In 20 years these girls will look back at their prom photos and realize why they became lesbians.
Market research says no to the swords in this poster. People did respond well to the idea of replacing the swords with dildo's though. Also replace the virgin logo with the image of a vagina that would resemble "Vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard's robe", and you got yourself a publisher!
Porn Star Titties: $30,000.
New Comic Book deal: $3,200,000.
Selling your soul to the devil for a life of fame built on your ability to swallow meat-swords “this” big: Priceless.
CSI investigators at Heath Ledger’s apartment found this underground copy of a self-produced porn titled ‘The Brothers Trimm,’ spoofing his ‘05 box office bust. It’s now believed that Ledger overdosed on morning after AZT pills to combat his fear that Jameson gave him “the ninja.”
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 19th, 2008 at 09:41 pm
There are some scary dudes behind me isn't there? Yea, I better whip my tits out.
February 19th, 2008 at 09:45 pm
She's a worn out old skank bag but she can still kick ass!
February 19th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
"I'm gonna do her Ted!" "Fuck you dude! It's my turn!"
February 20th, 2008 at 02:13 am
"The Sword and the Whore-cerer"
February 20th, 2008 at 02:41 am
"It's funny because being a porn star everyone just assumes they can sleep with you."-Jenna Jameson
February 20th, 2008 at 03:11 am
Demons: its time to fuck this bitch up for having a bigger cock then her tits.
February 20th, 2008 at 05:43 am
Market research says no to the swords in this poster. People did respond well to the idea of replacing the swords with dildo's though. Also replace the virgin logo with the image of a vagina that would resemble "Vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard's robe", and you got yourself a publisher!
February 20th, 2008 at 06:57 am
Jenna: "Yeah, thats right. Living it up so you can keep it up!"
February 20th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
By the powers of the shadow, let these mammarys condemn thee to HELL!
February 20th, 2008 at 01:45 pm
Hey, the only way I could look good again is in comic form. So sue me!
February 20th, 2008 at 01:56 pm
"Ok,ok but this is the last sword I sharpen today."
February 20th, 2008 at 02:22 pm
Porn Star Titties: $30,000.
New Comic Book deal: $3,200,000.
Selling your soul to the devil for a life of fame built on your ability to swallow meat-swords “this” big: Priceless.
February 20th, 2008 at 02:48 pm
CSI investigators at Heath Ledger’s apartment found this underground copy of a self-produced porn titled ‘The Brothers Trimm,’ spoofing his ‘05 box office bust. It’s now believed that Ledger overdosed on morning after AZT pills to combat his fear that Jameson gave him “the ninja.”
February 20th, 2008 at 04:28 pm
This doesnt feel like the snakes im used to....
February 20th, 2008 at 05:55 pm
By the power of the meat Sword i Cast you STD's back to hell
February 20th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
"I'm gonna cut your heart out and eat it, cause I don't have one !"
February 20th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I've slain more cocks then that bitch Buffy has slain demons. An I got the tits to prove it!!
February 21st, 2008 at 12:08 am
Have you ever ?
February 21st, 2008 at 12:36 am
"Oh those perverted demons are back in my mirror, maybe if i undress slowly..."
February 21st, 2008 at 04:25 am
Stare at the picture for a couple of days....eventually you'll see the freaky faces in the background..
February 21st, 2008 at 08:15 am
Jenna's recent decision to leave the porn industry came after her threesome with Dragos and Pat in "Nightcocks: The Return to Trannyvania."
February 21st, 2008 at 09:32 am
Got Milk?
February 21st, 2008 at 04:28 pm
"Superman always rips his shirt off right before he fights the bad guys. He's got a big, red 'S', I've got these big, white DD's."
February 21st, 2008 at 08:32 pm
"Do I make you horn....oh....um...nevermind"
February 22nd, 2008 at 04:04 am
I would kill to pump her butthole full of jiz,aaahhhhh yyyeeeaaaaaa!!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 04:41 am
You horny devils you...
February 22nd, 2008 at 01:34 pm
Look I can swallow the sowrd all the way down to here
February 22nd, 2008 at 07:12 pm
Ooooh do the big bad demons want some milk....and hepatitis C?
February 22nd, 2008 at 08:31 pm
Every demon wanted her services, Jenna was the best sword polisher in all the land.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Alright I'll put the sword in my snatch, but you guys can't take any pictures.
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February 23rd, 2008 at 03:45 am
These stories are faker than my cans!
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:04 am
I guess these horny devils would like me to show them my new strap-on.
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:02 am
You'd must have been stuck in the seventh layer of hell to be 'that' anxious to see 'those' tits
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:04 am
You must have been stuck in the seventh layer of hell to be 'that' anxious to see 'those' tits
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
"The legend of the Dildo Sword"
holytaco [at] seany.us
February 24th, 2008 at 02:44 am
Like this used up whore has something to show us we have not seen before.
The fact it is on Virgin games is even funnier.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Spit roast anyone?
February 24th, 2008 at 03:02 pm
she is all mine get behind lol
February 24th, 2008 at 05:58 pm
I thought the dude on the right was only wearing a vest and no shirt, but a closer look reveals...
February 24th, 2008 at 09:47 pm
Looks like she got pricked alot.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
"Sword Swallower Supreme"
February 25th, 2008 at 04:30 pm
hunting never was so sexy
February 25th, 2008 at 04:40 pm
don't fear the shadows fear the hunter
February 25th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
You should see the tattoo on my vagina. Oh wait, you already have. Many times.
March 1st, 2008 at 05:47 pm
There can be only...two--but they're "sword of" PERFECT!
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