Sometimes when you're a really shitty dad like Lindsay Lohan's dad, and you don't talk to your kids and instead get drunk and make pleas to see them on television and morning radio shows, you get really excited when you get to say stuff that you think good dads say. Usmagazine.com reports:
Michael Lohan still hasn't seen those topless shots of his daughter Lindsay.
"I'm not going to look at the photos - that's my daughter!" said her father Michael Lohan.
Good for you Michael Lohan! You sir, are a number one dad. Here's some other stuff Michael Lohan says he won't do.
Videotape his daughter having sex then sell the video for profit
Shoot paint balls at his daughter from point blank range
Light his daughter on fire
Man, what a dad! In fact, I think he deserves a shirt!
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February 19th, 2008 at 07:29 pm
So wait - does this mean Joe Simpson is NOT a #1 dad?
February 19th, 2008 at 08:17 pm
hilarious. seriously.
February 19th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
to be honest she didint look that good...way too many freckles
February 19th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Dammit...another cool shirt I can't wear. I knew I shouldn't have looked.
February 19th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Well, by this standard, he's a better dad than either Joe Simpson or Donald Trump . . .
February 20th, 2008 at 02:55 pm
Isn't fine if you look, but don't touch?
I mean he bathed her as a child? and she's still the same age mentally
February 22nd, 2008 at 07:50 am
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