There are a few people in the world that I don't want to see having sex. Some of them are: Penn Gillette, Arnold Palmer, Frank Stallone, that cerebral palsy chick from Facts of Life, Flozell Adams, Burt Wolf, Brian Dunkelman, Maxi Priest, Scottie Pippen, Rachel Dratch and Louie Anderson. I used to think that Gene Simmons was on that list, but I just watched his sex tape he made with some Australian model known only as Elsa. See, you learn something new about yourself every day.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 20th, 2008 at 04:55 pm
Where is the video??
February 20th, 2008 at 07:05 pm
Click the word sex tape
February 20th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
big tounge little dick
February 20th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
poor gene. little talent+ little dick= big ego
February 21st, 2008 at 01:38 am
So even the great gene simmons can have some awkward uncoordinated sex like normal people huh, interesting.
February 21st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
hes a washed up, has been. he lives off fame he had 20 years ago. what a loser.
February 21st, 2008 at 01:41 pm
yeah but you lot would die to fuck that model so fair play, even if it is just money getting him laid!!!!
February 21st, 2008 at 05:29 pm
wow you would think it was his first time getting laid. How lame.
February 27th, 2008 at 05:45 pm
i will give my right ball to fuck that biitch,any day.
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