I wish I could stop writing about these two gobs of stupid but it's like they beg me to do it. Get a load of this crap:
According to Us Magazine, Heidi Montag and her main man Spencer Pratt plan on developing a Heidi and Spencer video game
Spencer revealed that he is working with Electronic Arts' on the game and that "it's top secret" and "everyone will be addicted." He also mentioned that there will be two versions - one for adults and one for minors
The only way this game will be addicting is if it's made of cocaine in which case they better not let either of these two around the factory that's making them. What the hell could the premise of this game possibly be? Maybe you play as either Heidi or Spencer and the goal is to go through an entire day being a completely useless asshole. Like, you go to a Pinkberry to get a frozen Yogurt and a woman carrying a baby and groceries drops her wallet at the register, and the longer you stare at her struggling to pick it up the more points you get.
Yeah, who the fuck are these assholes? Are the from "The Hills?" I heard the Spencer douchebag talk about how her (Heidi's) album was "going to make Madonna...and Britney eat her heart out." Then the blurb that mentioned the quote went on to talk about how "everybody" is making fun of the song 'Higher.' Hold on, I'm watching the video for the first time now...
...Wow. I've seen better crap from a bucket of diarrhea. Seriously, joke music videos we would shoot as retarded teenagers were of better quality than that shit stain, and we would include shots of dead squirrels. How the fuck are these no-talent ass-clowns famous? WTF is wrong w/ America?
Listen Up:
Meet me at 23' 34" precisely at midnight tonight. Bring as many buckets of shit/ dead animals/ knives as you can. After we all arrive, team Alpha will attack the douchebag with knives, cutting his face beyond any kind of plastic surgery. Team Delta will proceed to cover the bitch in buckets of shit and dead animals. After they are disabled, team Epsilon will move into their house and steal as many valuable items as possible, while Alpha and Delta are Cutting/ Raping with dead animals/ Pouring shit on the Douch/Bitch. We will then choose 4 men to take the money into the Douche's Mercedes, and jack it. They will proceed to run the targets over, back up, and run them over again. We will spend the money later on, on beer and doritos. And porn. Maybe weed. Sound like a plan? Maybe it should be a new installment to the video game, AND real life.
If this video game is made by EA, it will surly align with the rest of their shitty games. Their slogan should be, "EA Sports, it's Fucking lame". There hasn't been a good Madden game since 05...Fuck EA, fuck them up their stupid asses...oh yeah and as for the two Ass Clowns (as appropriately put by cocky), I think Ron White said it best..."You Can't Fix Stupid"
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 20th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Ugh! They are awful. Maybe you get to have plastic surgery and talk on your bro phone too. Enticing.
February 21st, 2008 at 12:07 am
......... I hate Greed..........
and i hate people who are something from nothing.......
ugh...
February 21st, 2008 at 12:18 am
But I have to admit--she is hot. I hate that it's true. She's awful, but very sexy
February 21st, 2008 at 02:59 am
can someone tell me why these people are famous?
February 21st, 2008 at 05:27 am
Yeah, who the fuck are these assholes? Are the from "The Hills?" I heard the Spencer douchebag talk about how her (Heidi's) album was "going to make Madonna...and Britney eat her heart out." Then the blurb that mentioned the quote went on to talk about how "everybody" is making fun of the song 'Higher.' Hold on, I'm watching the video for the first time now...
...Wow. I've seen better crap from a bucket of diarrhea. Seriously, joke music videos we would shoot as retarded teenagers were of better quality than that shit stain, and we would include shots of dead squirrels. How the fuck are these no-talent ass-clowns famous? WTF is wrong w/ America?
February 21st, 2008 at 06:37 am
Listen Up:
Meet me at 23' 34" precisely at midnight tonight. Bring as many buckets of shit/ dead animals/ knives as you can. After we all arrive, team Alpha will attack the douchebag with knives, cutting his face beyond any kind of plastic surgery. Team Delta will proceed to cover the bitch in buckets of shit and dead animals. After they are disabled, team Epsilon will move into their house and steal as many valuable items as possible, while Alpha and Delta are Cutting/ Raping with dead animals/ Pouring shit on the Douch/Bitch. We will then choose 4 men to take the money into the Douche's Mercedes, and jack it. They will proceed to run the targets over, back up, and run them over again. We will spend the money later on, on beer and doritos. And porn. Maybe weed. Sound like a plan? Maybe it should be a new installment to the video game, AND real life.
February 21st, 2008 at 05:50 pm
If this video game is made by EA, it will surly align with the rest of their shitty games. Their slogan should be, "EA Sports, it's Fucking lame". There hasn't been a good Madden game since 05...Fuck EA, fuck them up their stupid asses...oh yeah and as for the two Ass Clowns (as appropriately put by cocky), I think Ron White said it best..."You Can't Fix Stupid"
February 21st, 2008 at 06:54 pm
probably going to be like sims. just rich dick faces
February 22nd, 2008 at 07:10 am
Yeah...someone should check AlcoLOL into the crazy house.
February 23rd, 2008 at 01:04 am
The bitch IS hot though....but then again there are tons of hot bitches. Meh
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:56 am
She isn't hot at all...she's so stupid it hurts.
Any woman who is too dumb to know the difference between a dick and a doorknob is immediately unattractive to me.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Good plan AlcoLOL. Posting it on the web was dumb tho, now everyone will know it was us when it happens.
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