Dear People of Las Vegas,

Congratulations! In a nation packed full of big fat tubs of shit, you are the biggest and the fattest tubs of all! According to Men’s Fitness, you people are more disgusting than people who live anywhere else. I would like to be the first to commend you on inspiring all of us to get an extra heaping helping of mashed potatoes, to choose the motorized cart instead of walking around Wal-Mart, to courageously sit when all others stand. But while Vegas deserves our praise, let us not overlook Texas, which managed to win this year’s award for Fattest State (6 of the ten fattest cities! Way to go!) Apparently everything is bigger in the Lone Star State, including the fatasses who live there.

Love,

Holy Taco

For the full article and to find out how fat you and your neighbors are, click here.

Tags: fattest city, Las Vegas

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