62% Disagree with Brad Pitt - It’s Aniston Time
In a huge upset, at least according to the predictions of me and the janitor who works here, 61% of you would rather do Brad Pitt’s ex, even though Brad Pitt’s current looks like the kind of girl you have to worry may rock your world so hard that your penis becomes detached from your body.
Here are real reactions from ACTUAL readers. Thanks to everyone who took the time to comment. I’m leading off with my favorite comment. I have no idea what this means, but I enjoyed it none-the-less.
Lord^afk - Über die Angie Jolie sind schon so komische Typen drüber gerutscht, das geht echt gar nicht mehr…
ZigZag - Been lusting after Jennifer for years, ever since she was in Leprechaun. I’d kiss her pee thing right now if I could.
GetReal - How can Jennifer Aniston be winning right now?!! The poll is titled “who would you rather DO” not “who would you rather date for three years and have long conversations and romantic walks on the beach and bring home to mom and share holidays with” OK? angelina screwed billy bob in a limo, carries vials of blood around her neck and nailed brad pitt in between takes of mr. and mrs. smith, while aniston dated vince vaughn….what’s wrong with you people?
Tags: Angelina Jolie, jennifer aniston, wwyrd
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Jennifer Anniston is an absolute hottie, with a firm, tan, smooth body that won’t quit & amazing breasts. And she is cute, down to earth, sexy,…. and did i mention hot?
Angelina Jolie is the real-life pyscho chick, like the pysho-chick character from the film “the heatbreak kid”. She is a total SKANK that your more likely to get a disease from, then a memorable time.
(and ‘getreal’ you need to learn the difference between movies, and Real Life!)
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Angelina Jolie has saggy saggy saggy breasts, that need a lot of support to look perky.
while Jennifer Anniston has naturally ‘perky’ & firm breasts & butt (T&A).
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I’m torn. Angelina is someone every man, including gay men, wants to have sex with just once. Yes it’s true, you may have some drippity drip after the incounter, but I think a shot of penicillin is worth it. I also agree she has really saggy boobies, but you know she would f&*^ you until you cried, curled up in the fetal position and begged for mercy . . . which would then provoke her to break out the whip.
Anniston is a keeper. Perfect body, boobies, hiney, legs, etc, etc, with no shots required. And she’s just cute as hell with definite sex appeal.
One night stand or relatioship?
February 24th, 2008 at 4:37 am
just go here…..
http://www.dailymotion.com/newgreedy2000/video/x4fu48_jennifer-aniston-topless_sexy
checkmate my friends!! oh nsfw!
February 26th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Jennifer is definitely hot but she does have one tiny imperfection: shes clearly an annoying difficult buzzkill pain in the ass/infected hemorrhoid of a chick. Thats why Brad dumped her sorry ass and went for someone cool - Angelina. Plus, Im willing to bet Angelina is a maniac in bed and he loves EVERY minute of it. So, would I personally shag Jennifer silly? Absolutely, but only if I knew, for sure, she couldnt contact me and bug the living shit out of me afterwards.