Being a celebrity is a stressful life. Sometimes you turn to drugs to cope with the pressure and constant attention. But Aaron Carter is not a celebrity, so I don't know what his excuse is. People.com reports:
Pop singer Aaron Carter was arrested for marijuana possession Thursday after he was pulled over for speeding in Texas, authorities said.
Carter, 20, the younger brother of Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys, was in jail in Junction, Texas.
Take a look at Aaron Carter. Look at him. Now imagine him in jail. My asshole hurts just thinking about that. I can just see him getting off the bus and walking in to the jail grounds and everyone's screaming NEW FISH! NEW FISH! NEW FISH! Then Morgan Freeman's voice over starts. "The first time I laid eyes on Aaron Carter, I thought he was a bitch. And I was right because he spent all night crying like one. I won three packs of smokes."
Anyway, my favorite part of this story is that Aaron Carter is referred to as "brother of Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys." That means People Magazine thinks Aaron Carter is so talentless and unpopular that, in order for the reader to get context as to who he is, they have to make reference to his brother who was in a band 6 YEARS AGO that even when it was popular, made me want to cut off my penis and shove it in my ear. If I'm Aaron Carter, there's no amount of pot smoking that can make that pain go away.
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February 22nd, 2008 at 07:05 am
Shawshank Redemption is probably my favorite movie.
I just thought I'd throw that in there.
February 22nd, 2008 at 07:13 pm
So what, drinking and driving you would have a story.
Legalize pot it is not even addictive like that other smoke cancer sticks.
Drunk driving kills.
March 11th, 2008 at 07:34 pm
it doesn't matter aaron is still awesome and he is still the prince of pop!
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