If you think you have trouble getting laid, you won't after watching this guy. My favorite part of this is when he references Japanese anime, then tells his prospective date that it's okay if they don't know about it, because if they date him, they'll learn plenty. If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut.
Well ok the guy is a dork but so what, he was desperate enough to make that video and now hes going to have a bunch of assholes making fun of him... I feel bad for him, buried in hopes that he won't become popular and find out the jerks of the world laugh at him.
I wish everyone of u who posted a rude comment on here had a chance to walk a path like this guys. cuz honestly people of this nature are the only real people left in the world the rest of us are just idiots who use and abuse people in our lives.
Okay, maybe he isn't the typical guy women are looking for, but f**k it. Let him do what he does. It's one thing to laugh at people who do stupid stunts that you know are gonna end badly, it's another thing to make fun of homeboy because he's not the guy you hung out with in school. S**t, maybe that was you in school that people made fun of. Let it go. Show me a video of someone running their bike into a wall. Now that's funny.
The poor guy is just being genuine and honest. He'll probably end up married to someone for the long term, and make a pile of money, which is more than you can say for the average "cool" person in this world.
I remember people laughed at Bill Gates when he was a teenager too. Owell lol
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so what's ur point?people still laught at him today lol look at him, how can't you laught :)
Well done Break, it only took you about a year to repost this. You just shattered your old record of two months. I'm proud of you guys right now.
As for this old video, who really cares. The anime thing is over the top but at least the guy is honest which is more than I can say for 90% of the virgins and various dumbfucks that frequent this site.
Its so easy to laugh at this poor guy, but think of this...I rather work with someone like this than some druged out white trash person. Atleast this guy is trust worthy and wont screw your stuff up.
On another positive note, maybe he wont be such a dork in the future? Can he grow out of it?
props to this guy. For thos making fun of this guy, ur deuche bags and seeing as u have nothing better to do but watch this video, ur probably jerking off to some lame animal porn later cuz u cant get any pussy yourself. Big ups to this guy again, i hope he gets crazy amounts of pussy.
Sadly, you have to be completely retarded in this world to be really attractive. I wish dumb bitches would be attracted to intelligent, meaningful people; and not be attracted to stupid douches who have a meaningless existence. Quote me if I'm wrong, but this world is pretty fucked up when it comes to standards.
I actually thought he seemed like a really sweet, nice guy with a good heart. He might be a little socially awkward, but that's something he openly acknowledges and there are far worse things to be in this world. I respect the things he's looking for in a partner and I respect his courage to put himself out there, despite his shyness. I hope he meets a really sweet girl who appreciates his virtues and does not judge him for his social difficulty.
Alright, so he's not a great looking guy or just not attractive at all or whatever, but man, this guy seems to be really pure at heart, seriously kind, a little bit too much in fantasy land, but that's prolly cause his RL is shit. Making fun of people like this isn't cool, it's insecurity. All the douchebags who make fun of this poor guy can really just go fuck themselves. that's just my two cents, I couldn't help but wanna have the guy as a friend after seeing that. Yeah, I'm a nerd too (game art design major in college), but you would NEVER know it by talking to me for 5 minutes or by the way I look.
wow why did i write so much wtf?
anyways, i sympathize with these kind of people, because they are genuinely kind people, and there's not too much of that in this world anymore (if there ever was)!
Tara, I couldn't agree more. He seems like an okay guy, not someone who will backstab you or whatever. This guy seems like an intelligent and diligent guy who doesn't give a sh*t what other people think. Hopefully since then he has gotten more comfortable with women. Good for him, hope he finds a nice japanese girl.
well his intended audience are any girls sort of same as him, dorky girls would date this guy. the biggest dorks are those who does not speak in front of people and stutters. so if your not a dorky girl move on.. no need to laugh at him and posting his video on the internet to let other "cool" people laugh at him for the sake of hits.
i really don't get why people make fun of him.
he seems nice, witty, not shallow-brained as many men out there - and obviously not interested in that type of girl either, which i think is great.
if i was ten years younger and solo he'd be the type of guy i'd be looking for.
This guy reminds me of... me. Therefore, all of those who posted comments to make fun of this guy are complete assholes. At least he had the guts to grab stuff and do this video, taking the Online risk.
He's got courage, and he's not ashamed to be himself, in my book, that's cool. I hope he finds his happiness. I don't get why people can laugh at this - you're probably all shoe salesmen remembering the glory days of high school
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February 22nd, 2008 at 03:44 pm
I would totally date this guy.
January 19th, 2009 at 08:20 am
bullshit
February 22nd, 2008 at 04:55 pm
OOOOOOLD news i uploaded this video on youtube in 05 get with the now break staff THE NOW!
February 22nd, 2008 at 04:57 pm
lol, i just wasted 3 mins of my life
February 22nd, 2008 at 05:36 pm
It's okay DennMann it's not like your going to cure AIDS or something so go ahead and waste another 3min if you like.
Having a link to the Opie and Anthony show on your website makes you just as big a dork as this guy.
"Hey Opie you ever notice how women are whores"
"Yeah women like penis and I call black people Canadians"
"HAHA great show so far, we are killing"
There is a reason they got canceled here in Chicago because only meathead New Yorkers give a shit about them.
February 22nd, 2008 at 06:02 pm
I didn't know Stuart Smalley had problems getting chicks. Why do I think this guy has a big KICK ME sign on the back of his shirt?
February 22nd, 2008 at 06:06 pm
Well ok the guy is a dork but so what, he was desperate enough to make that video and now hes going to have a bunch of assholes making fun of him... I feel bad for him, buried in hopes that he won't become popular and find out the jerks of the world laugh at him.
February 22nd, 2008 at 06:18 pm
"I feel bad for him, buried in hopes that he won’t become popular and find out the jerks of the world laugh at him."
Another reminder for: don't go desperate on the internet :).
February 22nd, 2008 at 06:25 pm
let him be who he is.. He's not a dork. He hasn't got much confidence so what
February 22nd, 2008 at 07:22 pm
hahahahahahaha he thinks his glasses make him look cool
February 22nd, 2008 at 07:40 pm
I remember people laughed at Bill Gates when he was a teenager too. Owell lol
February 22nd, 2008 at 07:48 pm
What a twat. I hope for him he gets laid.
February 22nd, 2008 at 08:42 pm
I wish everyone of u who posted a rude comment on here had a chance to walk a path like this guys. cuz honestly people of this nature are the only real people left in the world the rest of us are just idiots who use and abuse people in our lives.
February 22nd, 2008 at 08:50 pm
Okay, maybe he isn't the typical guy women are looking for, but f**k it. Let him do what he does. It's one thing to laugh at people who do stupid stunts that you know are gonna end badly, it's another thing to make fun of homeboy because he's not the guy you hung out with in school. S**t, maybe that was you in school that people made fun of. Let it go. Show me a video of someone running their bike into a wall. Now that's funny.
February 22nd, 2008 at 08:52 pm
ahah, that guys name up there is Rick.
February 22nd, 2008 at 09:01 pm
this is clearly not real, and/or staged
the japanese anime was over the top
February 22nd, 2008 at 09:16 pm
Hi thanks for watching my video.
February 22nd, 2008 at 09:30 pm
There's a very good possibility that this guy is a functioning autistic.
In which case you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 pm
my pussy just went dry
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
I hope he finds the really cute alien girlfriend that he is looking for.
He really blew my mind with the glasses. I had no idea he needed them to see. I thought for sure they were just a fashion statement.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
The poor guy is just being genuine and honest. He'll probably end up married to someone for the long term, and make a pile of money, which is more than you can say for the average "cool" person in this world.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
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February 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I remember people laughed at Bill Gates when he was a teenager too. Owell lol
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so what's ur point?people still laught at him today lol look at him, how can't you laught :)
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Well done Break, it only took you about a year to repost this. You just shattered your old record of two months. I'm proud of you guys right now.
As for this old video, who really cares. The anime thing is over the top but at least the guy is honest which is more than I can say for 90% of the virgins and various dumbfucks that frequent this site.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Its so easy to laugh at this poor guy, but think of this...I rather work with someone like this than some druged out white trash person. Atleast this guy is trust worthy and wont screw your stuff up.
On another positive note, maybe he wont be such a dork in the future? Can he grow out of it?
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
props to this guy. For thos making fun of this guy, ur deuche bags and seeing as u have nothing better to do but watch this video, ur probably jerking off to some lame animal porn later cuz u cant get any pussy yourself. Big ups to this guy again, i hope he gets crazy amounts of pussy.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:32 pm
fuck off fergal
RIP in preace eduardo
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:12 am
Sadly, you have to be completely retarded in this world to be really attractive. I wish dumb bitches would be attracted to intelligent, meaningful people; and not be attracted to stupid douches who have a meaningless existence. Quote me if I'm wrong, but this world is pretty fucked up when it comes to standards.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
Hey it's McLovin!
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 am
Hey Kate, let me lubricate that for you...
February 23rd, 2008 at 02:16 am
now theresa hurting fool for you... see above posting.
February 23rd, 2008 at 02:28 am
more power to you brother. get get that pussy. Come to sd, ill hook you up homie
February 23rd, 2008 at 02:29 am
but it would be paid for, it is what it is.
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:06 am
Oh, come, on, he's not that bad.
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:00 am
ahahaha... he is the anti-poon
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:20 am
there's going to have to be a spoof on this
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:48 am
I think AlcoLOL is a visionary.
Merry a nerd, a disturbed person, or an ugly person. Your marriage will last much longer and you'll be much happier.
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:54 am
glasses look cool u know
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:15 am
I feel kind of bad for him, he seems so sweet and honest
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:24 am
I actually thought he seemed like a really sweet, nice guy with a good heart. He might be a little socially awkward, but that's something he openly acknowledges and there are far worse things to be in this world. I respect the things he's looking for in a partner and I respect his courage to put himself out there, despite his shyness. I hope he meets a really sweet girl who appreciates his virtues and does not judge him for his social difficulty.
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:27 am
asbergers?
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:36 am
Not sure if this is real or not...
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:40 am
Alright, so he's not a great looking guy or just not attractive at all or whatever, but man, this guy seems to be really pure at heart, seriously kind, a little bit too much in fantasy land, but that's prolly cause his RL is shit. Making fun of people like this isn't cool, it's insecurity. All the douchebags who make fun of this poor guy can really just go fuck themselves. that's just my two cents, I couldn't help but wanna have the guy as a friend after seeing that. Yeah, I'm a nerd too (game art design major in college), but you would NEVER know it by talking to me for 5 minutes or by the way I look.
wow why did i write so much wtf?
anyways, i sympathize with these kind of people, because they are genuinely kind people, and there's not too much of that in this world anymore (if there ever was)!
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:42 am
Tara, I couldn't agree more. He seems like an okay guy, not someone who will backstab you or whatever. This guy seems like an intelligent and diligent guy who doesn't give a sh*t what other people think. Hopefully since then he has gotten more comfortable with women. Good for him, hope he finds a nice japanese girl.
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:43 am
Dude is orginal.... i can digg it
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:46 am
well his intended audience are any girls sort of same as him, dorky girls would date this guy. the biggest dorks are those who does not speak in front of people and stutters. so if your not a dorky girl move on.. no need to laugh at him and posting his video on the internet to let other "cool" people laugh at him for the sake of hits.
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:47 am
i really don't get why people make fun of him.
he seems nice, witty, not shallow-brained as many men out there - and obviously not interested in that type of girl either, which i think is great.
if i was ten years younger and solo he'd be the type of guy i'd be looking for.
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:52 am
dis nigga needs to smoke himself some weed
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:20 am
This guy reminds me of... me. Therefore, all of those who posted comments to make fun of this guy are complete assholes. At least he had the guts to grab stuff and do this video, taking the Online risk.
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:24 am
He's got courage, and he's not ashamed to be himself, in my book, that's cool. I hope he finds his happiness. I don't get why people can laugh at this - you're probably all shoe salesmen remembering the glory days of high school
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:42 am
OMG He is so adorable. I would go out with him but I don't know if he can handle me. 0.o >^_^< meow. If you don't get it.... just don't even try.
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