World’s Biggest Dork?
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If you think you have trouble getting laid, you won’t after watching this guy. My favorite part of this is when he references Japanese anime, then tells his prospective date that it’s okay if they don’t know about it, because if they date him, they’ll learn plenty. If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut.
Tags: dating video, Nerd
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 am
I would totally date this guy.
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
OOOOOOLD news i uploaded this video on youtube in 05 get with the now break staff THE NOW!
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:57 am
lol, i just wasted 3 mins of my life
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
It’s okay DennMann it’s not like your going to cure AIDS or something so go ahead and waste another 3min if you like.
Having a link to the Opie and Anthony show on your website makes you just as big a dork as this guy.
“Hey Opie you ever notice how women are whores”
“Yeah women like penis and I call black people Canadians”
“HAHA great show so far, we are killing”
There is a reason they got canceled here in Chicago because only meathead New Yorkers give a shit about them.
February 23rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I didn’t know Stuart Smalley had problems getting chicks. Why do I think this guy has a big KICK ME sign on the back of his shirt?
February 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Well ok the guy is a dork but so what, he was desperate enough to make that video and now hes going to have a bunch of assholes making fun of him… I feel bad for him, buried in hopes that he won’t become popular and find out the jerks of the world laugh at him.
February 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
“I feel bad for him, buried in hopes that he won’t become popular and find out the jerks of the world laugh at him.”
Another reminder for: don’t go desperate on the internet :).
February 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
let him be who he is.. He’s not a dork. He hasn’t got much confidence so what
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
hahahahahahaha he thinks his glasses make him look cool
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I remember people laughed at Bill Gates when he was a teenager too. Owell lol
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
What a twat. I hope for him he gets laid.
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I wish everyone of u who posted a rude comment on here had a chance to walk a path like this guys. cuz honestly people of this nature are the only real people left in the world the rest of us are just idiots who use and abuse people in our lives.
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Okay, maybe he isn’t the typical guy women are looking for, but f**k it. Let him do what he does. It’s one thing to laugh at people who do stupid stunts that you know are gonna end badly, it’s another thing to make fun of homeboy because he’s not the guy you hung out with in school. S**t, maybe that was you in school that people made fun of. Let it go. Show me a video of someone running their bike into a wall. Now that’s funny.
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
ahah, that guys name up there is Rick.
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
this is clearly not real, and/or staged
the japanese anime was over the top
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Hi thanks for watching my video.
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
There’s a very good possibility that this guy is a functioning autistic.
In which case you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
my pussy just went dry
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I hope he finds the really cute alien girlfriend that he is looking for.
He really blew my mind with the glasses. I had no idea he needed them to see. I thought for sure they were just a fashion statement.
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
The poor guy is just being genuine and honest. He’ll probably end up married to someone for the long term, and make a pile of money, which is more than you can say for the average “cool” person in this world.
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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February 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I remember people laughed at Bill Gates when he was a teenager too. Owell lol
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so what’s ur point?people still laught at him today lol look at him, how can’t you laught
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Well done Break, it only took you about a year to repost this. You just shattered your old record of two months. I’m proud of you guys right now.
As for this old video, who really cares. The anime thing is over the top but at least the guy is honest which is more than I can say for 90% of the virgins and various dumbfucks that frequent this site.
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Its so easy to laugh at this poor guy, but think of this…I rather work with someone like this than some druged out white trash person. Atleast this guy is trust worthy and wont screw your stuff up.
On another positive note, maybe he wont be such a dork in the future? Can he grow out of it?
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
props to this guy. For thos making fun of this guy, ur deuche bags and seeing as u have nothing better to do but watch this video, ur probably jerking off to some lame animal porn later cuz u cant get any pussy yourself. Big ups to this guy again, i hope he gets crazy amounts of pussy.
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
fuck off fergal
RIP in preace eduardo
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Sadly, you have to be completely retarded in this world to be really attractive. I wish dumb bitches would be attracted to intelligent, meaningful people; and not be attracted to stupid douches who have a meaningless existence. Quote me if I’m wrong, but this world is pretty fucked up when it comes to standards.
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Hey it’s McLovin!
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Hey Kate, let me lubricate that for you…
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
now theresa hurting fool for you… see above posting.
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
more power to you brother. get get that pussy. Come to sd, ill hook you up homie
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:29 pm
but it would be paid for, it is what it is.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Oh, come, on, he’s not that bad.
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
ahahaha… he is the anti-poon
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm
there’s going to have to be a spoof on this
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm
I think AlcoLOL is a visionary.
Merry a nerd, a disturbed person, or an ugly person. Your marriage will last much longer and you’ll be much happier.
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
glasses look cool u know
February 24th, 2008 at 1:15 am
I feel kind of bad for him, he seems so sweet and honest
February 24th, 2008 at 1:24 am
I actually thought he seemed like a really sweet, nice guy with a good heart. He might be a little socially awkward, but that’s something he openly acknowledges and there are far worse things to be in this world. I respect the things he’s looking for in a partner and I respect his courage to put himself out there, despite his shyness. I hope he meets a really sweet girl who appreciates his virtues and does not judge him for his social difficulty.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:27 am
asbergers?
February 24th, 2008 at 1:36 am
Not sure if this is real or not…
February 24th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Alright, so he’s not a great looking guy or just not attractive at all or whatever, but man, this guy seems to be really pure at heart, seriously kind, a little bit too much in fantasy land, but that’s prolly cause his RL is shit. Making fun of people like this isn’t cool, it’s insecurity. All the douchebags who make fun of this poor guy can really just go fuck themselves. that’s just my two cents, I couldn’t help but wanna have the guy as a friend after seeing that. Yeah, I’m a nerd too (game art design major in college), but you would NEVER know it by talking to me for 5 minutes or by the way I look.
wow why did i write so much wtf?
anyways, i sympathize with these kind of people, because they are genuinely kind people, and there’s not too much of that in this world anymore (if there ever was)!
February 24th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Tara, I couldn’t agree more. He seems like an okay guy, not someone who will backstab you or whatever. This guy seems like an intelligent and diligent guy who doesn’t give a sh*t what other people think. Hopefully since then he has gotten more comfortable with women. Good for him, hope he finds a nice japanese girl.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Dude is orginal…. i can digg it
February 24th, 2008 at 1:46 am
well his intended audience are any girls sort of same as him, dorky girls would date this guy. the biggest dorks are those who does not speak in front of people and stutters. so if your not a dorky girl move on.. no need to laugh at him and posting his video on the internet to let other “cool” people laugh at him for the sake of hits.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:47 am
i really don’t get why people make fun of him.
he seems nice, witty, not shallow-brained as many men out there - and obviously not interested in that type of girl either, which i think is great.
if i was ten years younger and solo he’d be the type of guy i’d be looking for.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:52 am
dis nigga needs to smoke himself some weed
February 24th, 2008 at 2:20 am
This guy reminds me of… me. Therefore, all of those who posted comments to make fun of this guy are complete assholes. At least he had the guts to grab stuff and do this video, taking the Online risk.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:24 am
He’s got courage, and he’s not ashamed to be himself, in my book, that’s cool. I hope he finds his happiness. I don’t get why people can laugh at this - you’re probably all shoe salesmen remembering the glory days of high school
February 24th, 2008 at 2:42 am
OMG He is so adorable. I would go out with him but I don’t know if he can handle me. 0.o >^_^< meow. If you don’t get it…. just don’t even try.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:42 am
This guy is good natured and honest. He makes me feel like an asshole, even if he is a dork. I guess I am an asshole…
February 24th, 2008 at 2:50 am
Ridiculing other people on the internet is among the worst things people are doing these days, really.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:51 am
So what is the benefit of poking fun at this guy? He sounds honest and just wants a fair go.
Sigh…nice one.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:03 am
He was honest and unassuming, and that makes his way above those who make fun of him.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:03 am
i think ataru is a pretty cool guy, eh wears glasses because he needs them to see and doesn’t afraid of anything
February 24th, 2008 at 3:05 am
He might be a nice guy and all, but the fact remains that he posted his video on the Internet, and when you do that you’re gonna get laughed at. Period. So all you self-righteous saints can shut the fuck up and lighten up, while the rest of us have a good laugh and get back to the real world. And if you can’t agree with that, then you obviously should go suck this guy’s dick, ’cause Lord knows he needs it.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:09 am
That guy isn’t bad. I’m sure he can find a nice girl. He’s funny and thoughtful and obviously has a brain. BTW… there are many female artists who draw anime. Watch the Akira DVD extras.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:12 am
NO SYMPATHY! NO SYMPATHY!
HES DECEIVING YOU ALL! HES A MASTERMIND CRIMINAL LOOKING TO RAPE YOU, STEAL YOUR HOUSE, YOUR MONEY, YOUR CAR, AND YOUR PETS. FIGHT THE NERDS!
February 24th, 2008 at 3:25 am
1:32 for the WIN!
“…and has a nice voice”
February 24th, 2008 at 3:37 am
I would absolutely date him. Seriously. He seems cuter and by far more intelligent than many men I know. Geek is the new chic.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:52 am
honestly…. hes not fat lol….. and hes not going to cheat on you…. hes probably not going to go out of his way to hurt you / take advantage of you…. so w/e… hes still a nice guy with a hole in his heart .. he may be a dork but he probably has more talent than most of the people who have commented on this page…
February 24th, 2008 at 4:03 am
I’m sure this kid knows how to use Google, so I’m surprised he hasn’t used it to figure out what women are looking for.
Rule #1: Act confident. Don’t be a jerk about it, just don’t wear your insecurities on your sleeve.
Rule #2: Women are mostly interested in how you make them feel. Talking about yourself and f-ing anime doesn’t do much.
February 24th, 2008 at 4:08 am
Haha its funny how you girls say omg he is sweet and kind at heart blah blah blah.. then obviously you imply that he aint your type, you are into assholes and wouldnt go out with him. but he has a sweet heart ya’ll!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 4:24 am
Nowadays any degree of celebrity tends to be an aphrodisiac, so I’m sure old Louis here will get at least some poon for his troubles.
February 24th, 2008 at 5:35 am
this kid can’t be serious.
February 24th, 2008 at 5:39 am
ass burgers
February 24th, 2008 at 5:56 am
you guys are assholes Im just trying to find someone like me…. oh god I should have never paid for this…
February 24th, 2008 at 6:00 am
this guy is my hero.
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February 24th, 2008 at 6:06 am
If this video is infact real, I just got to say that this dude is not a dork just very socially untrained. Give me 3-5 months to work with this guy and he will be getting laid like a fucking rockstar,
cheers
February 24th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Totally fake- ya’ll can’t tell that?
February 24th, 2008 at 9:39 am
lots of nerd empathy in here haha “he’s not so bad”
February 24th, 2008 at 9:42 am
aw he seems like a sweet guy
February 24th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Except Bill Gates wasn’t living with his fucking parents and obsessed with anime when he was 23.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:14 am
He shouldn’t keep talking about being a loser.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:24 am
You’re a sort of an Idiot.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Holy shi-! That’s one fucking pitiful son of a bitch. His cuteness will get him nowhere if he can’t cope with reality.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I didn’t know this species exist !! I thought it was just a myth !!
they should make a documentary about him serious.. in discovery or Nat Geo or something… we shouldn’t neglect such a phenomena, but may be we should all try to get them extinct.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:20 am
5 bucks says he has his name stitched on his underwear.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:56 am
spam
February 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
lol this kid is funny
February 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am
he looks like me jon
February 24th, 2008 at 11:59 am
i so will do him for $5
February 24th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
773-996-9098 call me
February 24th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
i so will do him to but not for $5 have to be $10
February 24th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
i bet he has a big 1 in there if u know wat i mean
February 24th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
i get an orgasm just watching him oh yes
February 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
i wonder how short it is bet its small like mine
February 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
u know it i bet it -10cm like minve
February 24th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
im gay and like men i live in chicago illinois ocme to my house we can play internet games all day!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
il be there in 20 minutes
February 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
woot i got internet fairies!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
its me on top at meatspin.com if u want to know wat it looks like!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
that is me on top on meatspin.com
February 24th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
that is my mom on 2girls1cup.com
February 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’m sitting here watching this with my fiance and we both think this guy is open, honest, sweet - and probably going to be rich as well. He’s a good catch!
Fuck all the sophomoric retards who can’t understand that. Go date Keven Federline.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
this guy will never get laid.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
It’s McLovin!”!!!!!!!!!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
maybe a dam fine bj will fix his womanly voice problem , but living with his parents at 23 im not so sure about. does he have to be home before 10. lol
February 24th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
so hes not your average ladies man. but i give him props for being true to himself. there is someone out there for him.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Classic annoying nasal jew.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
how is this dude not rolling in pussy?
February 24th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
You know, I was looking at the replies expecting people to be leaving asshole remarks but I’m pretty pleased to see that most people actually admire the guy, as do I.
He might not have the stunning looks of your typical asshole jock, but he’s actually pretty smart and I have to agree with him on the piercing and tattoo shit. I hate makeup too, so yeah.
And no he’s not the worlds biggest dork. I’ve seen much worse. Most dorks wouldn’t even attempt to get a girlfriend.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
AR15Expert he’s not jewish. stop stereotyping us!
besides….I’d so date him. i love smart men!!!
AR15Expert is 51 and virgin!
February 24th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
You want Honesty…
You will die alone!
February 24th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
HAHAH I can see that most people who viewed this video are just like him and NEVER got laid. For people who said don’t make fun of him cause he is honest is just PATHETIC Look AT THIS GUY POSTING ON THE INTERNET FOR LOVE. GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD HOW NORMAL PEOPLE DO AND FIND A GIRL . NOT SIT AT THE COMPUTER WAITING FOR YOUR “ALIEN ANIME” GIRL FRIEND TO FINALLY CONTACT YOU!!! ROFL THIS IS JUST SAD AND I HOPE THIS KID REALIZES HOW SORRY HIS GENETIC GENE POOL WAS AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY SHOULD NEVER PROCREATE AGAIN!
February 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Welcome to our wonderful world of the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave!
Is this what America has come to??
Can we not all be who we are without being judged by other peoples shortcomings and hangups??!??
This is my first time checking this place out. 8^{
I have to admit it doesn’t say much for our spoiled, self-centered American lifestyle, now does it…….
February 24th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
dude … I watch anime ..and I get alot of chicks …wtf?!
Im a pre med student …i do research. I study …
again … im a black belt … i party,
February 24th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
“There’s a very good possibility that this guy is a functioning autistic.
In which case you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.”
Exactly! After about a minute of watching that I became pretty convinced that he has Asperger’s Syndrome.
They have an incredible time with social situations, and just getting the balls to make that video probably took him more courage than most of you will muster in a year.
Good for him for getting the balls up to throw it out there and try to get him some damn poon-tang!
February 24th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I actually went to High School with this kid!!
February 24th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
People like this shouldnt reproduce…just lie down and die
February 24th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Sarah … I’m 30, married to a wonderful and beautiful woman, and I am a software engineer. Thanks for playing though.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
BUll poo
February 24th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Sad
February 24th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
He looks like a cuddler
February 24th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
What scares me is to realize that I’m only a few degrees of nerdiness away from this guy (minus the aspergers, thankfully). I can’t help but relate to the guy and a lot of his viewpoints. Kudos to him for being this outgoing.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
You people act like he can help being a dork. What’s next, a video picking on a retarded kid?
February 24th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
o yah id totally date him
February 24th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
This list of Comments is by far the most Tideltoteing list of personal objectives I’v ever seen, McLovin has started a Revolution of ideas and seeing how left to right these responses are made; makes me think that, from Diversity to Similarity were all idiot assholes and we sud be so lucky to live with are parents and feel okay about it! - But still not expect to get laid any time this decade! –Bro get a tattoo of your Alien Girlfriend and for GOD sakes stop Talkin likeing that!~ you know wht I’m sayin!…
February 24th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
This takes guts.
Allright little dude! Good luck
February 24th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
There is a difference between being a sensitive guy and just plain talking on and on about your failures. Talk up your achievements!! move on from failure. As long as hes not the robot guy from Grandmas Boy, this guy may just have what it takes to survive in society today.
Not saying that i do, but i just like to judge people.
February 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
….is this a joke?
February 24th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
This guy seems good, he might need some basic social coaching but I’d pick him as amy friend over a lot of the “cool” people I’ve met. People who look down on him are just insecure about themselves. Never be ashamed of who you are or what you like to do.
February 24th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
this video is seriously lame
February 24th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I don’t know should I be sad or glad for him…
February 24th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
its fake folks. sorry
February 24th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
this guy is going to need this website
http://HORNYSISTERS.partyblog.info/?id=63ed1b23
February 24th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Uh oh he forgot to mention his World of Warcraft account! Now no one will date him… No one’s cool if they don’t play World of Warcraft T_T
rofl
February 24th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
i think he is more of a runescape kid
February 24th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I can’t believe everyone is focusing on the sex aspect when it seems more of an issue of his financial situation. Money has an incredible impact on one’s romantic life, and he seems pretty disappointed he hasn’t gotten the opportunity to do better in life… maybe he couldn’t go to college, maybe his professional life is stymied by his being socially awkward… thanks to people like the dicks on this page.
Anyway, I don’t see it as an issue of sex. Only teenagers think that’s a big deal. He’ll get the sex eventually, and he’ll get love as well (as long as he shuts up about the damn anime).
February 24th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Wow….i think i’ll go a few years without sex now…
February 24th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
what a fag
February 24th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Joke Vid. Laugh’s on you.
February 24th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I predict he devotes all his time and energy into a business that develops a dork cult following and he becomes a millionaire many times over by the age of 30. A beautiful woman will suddenly come into his life and he will fall madly in love with her. They will marry. After a few years of screwing around on him and spending his fortune she will divorce him and take half of what is left. After several unsuccessful attempts at stalking her he will spiral into a deep depression wasting the rest of his fortune on collectible action figures and unopened mint condition cases of Pokemon cards.
In the end he will spend the rest of his days living in the basement of his mother’s home eating Totino’s pizza rolls and masturbating to vulgar rape scenes in Japanese animation.
February 24th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Said “Sort of” 12 times! Real confident aren’t we?
“Ataru”, the character he compares himself to is a lecherous horny good-for-nothing whose mouth gets him slapped and shocked by women repeatedly. What a great role model!
February 24th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
The ultimate stereotype!
February 24th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
This guy could easily reel in bitches if he would just shut his mouth and stop being himself.
February 24th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
….survival of the fittest incarnate. Stick to the dairy section you fat fuckers
February 24th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
http://www.hurrydate.com/index.cfm?fuseAction=frontProfile.viewProfile
February 24th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
aww…thats not nice, feel bad for the guy hes wierd but he cant help it…. dont make fun of him lol help him lol..awwww poor guy
February 24th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
haha that shits great i need to find more being on HA gets to you after awhile
February 24th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
i think my chemistry teacher d be a perfect gf for this guy…hmmm
February 24th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I love how people are talking about how rich he is going to be when he is older. The majority of people like him aren’t smart, sometimes they do a lot of school work, sometimes they don’t. Living in his parents house at 23 means he is probably not in college/ is done and too dumb to get a job. You know an apartment takes about 4 shifts a week at mcdonalds
February 24th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Would love to see how the fat pig females hide their fat arms and necks on this dating site!
February 24th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
i dont get it
February 24th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
http://HORNYSISTERS.partyblog.info/?id=43abc1c7
February 25th, 2008 at 12:20 am
A barrel of laughs to be around? I did quite a bit of laughing as I watched you on this video, at least. Poor dude.
He’s awfully particular, isn’t he? He wants an honest, easy-going woman who isn’t materialistic and possesses no jewelery/tattoos. My friend, if you’re desperate enough to turn yourself into a dating advertisement, you should take whatever you can get.
I’d say something like, “If you’ve got a vagina, give me a ring.”
February 25th, 2008 at 1:01 am
Friends, as a creator of a major shock film series, I have to say, this was pretty shocking. Not the video of the guy looking to score, but the posts by some of you lamos. You’ve got the guys that dog him for being a creative individual, and the guys who stick up for him. You even have the chicks that either dig him or hope he finds someone that does.
This is what it is all about. Love him or hate him, we have the chance to voice our opinions every day in public online forums. Keep up the productive conversation, ingrain it into society any way you can.
On a completely unrelated note, if anyone finds a little brass key, please stop by my office.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Hmm… I always find these datevideos so funny. You can actually learn a lot on what NOT to do. I hope the guy finds a girl of his kind…. But ffs… why do we only see guys on these datevideos? I´ve actually never seen a girl screw up on these things…
February 25th, 2008 at 2:03 am
props Says:
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
“…seeing as u have nothing better to do but watch this video, ur probably jerking off to some lame animal porn later cuz u cant get any pussy yourself.”
Riiiggghhhtttt and yet here you were watching the video too…still waiting on that mexican chick fucking the donkey video to download? Damn retard. Think before you post…you are embarassing yourself. Your parents should be ashamed.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:09 am
What a fag. How are you going to get a girl if you are so down on yourself and show zero confidence.. shits sad
February 25th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Somebody please tell him about the game, fast!
February 25th, 2008 at 2:37 am
lmfao…”if i were to change something about myself…”
if i was him i would get a new body,voice, and personality. basiclly he should be a whole different person.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Aww, bless. I wish him luck.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:08 am
IMHO this is the COOLEST kid to be with.
Wonder what the fuss is all about. Just leave the kid alone. Whoever put this up on digg certainly had a score to settle against this kid. He’s far better than the losers who hide behind the anonymity provided by the internet and post crap about him.
On the bright side I am sure there are lot’s of girls out there who’ve seen this and think he’s a pretty cool person to be with.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:32 am
I don’t know if it is bravery or frustration,
but this guy has really some stones, to tell the world everything about him quiet honest.He properly has to now, that he is a powergeek, so very bald move.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Geeks? Nice guys? People like this tend to be in their first relationship far too late in their lives, and as such are inept at confronting their partners with problems.
Their tenderness usually dies down after the first two months or so and whadd’ya know, you get Mr Ice-Man with a huge chip on his shoulder.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:27 am
Is it me or did this guy contradict himself so many times? How can he be a wild and crazy guy yet down to earth and normal, or very outgoing yet extremely shy?
Assuming he’s real, you can tell he doesn’t succeed from A) his language (specifically these contradictions) and B) him pretending that its simply ‘luck’ that isn’t allowing him to succeed
He’s indecisive and in denial. That’s why he’s who he is.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:34 am
He is so SWEET! =P Poor sod!
I’ve got a friend-type-guy with bad teeth, bad hair, bad face and a bad attitude, and he can’t understand why he can’t get girls. God, I just can’t tell him he’s ugly and annoying.
Poor, oblivious nerds.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:40 am
I dont get it, this guy seems a lot nicer then many people i have encountered - i say the dorks are the people who posted this video in the attempt to somehow ridicule this gentlman over the internet.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:53 am
i dont see the point on this video?? whats the nerdiisch with him he is honest, friendly not a boring normal guy… jeje
February 25th, 2008 at 6:26 am
…….his voice is way to Freaking nerdy.
i would haveto strangle this dork at the start of a conversation
February 25th, 2008 at 7:27 am
atleast he is honest.
February 25th, 2008 at 7:37 am
hey kate ill moisten that pussy for you,and the girls that said hes sweet i bet are all fat with pimples all over there face.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:15 am
by anime he meant cartoon porn.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:39 am
If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut. LOL!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Ive watched these people on Comcast- where I think this is coming from- Hes a catch compared to the others…Yeah he was a dork, but really I dont think he came off bad at all.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:34 am
I bet hes huge.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:48 am
body, like a turtle head
February 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
lol the comments are funnier than the vid.
theres a weirdo for all of us. he’ll get lucky im sure
February 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am
He will get dick
February 25th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Anyone got his number, i have a strong passion for nerds.
February 25th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Good thing for this kind of guy is he won’t have to worry about wasting all his money on women. Future Bill Gates.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
lol. well i think hes very much like his anemic ohh sry thats anime character. maybe hell end up with his own alien girlfriend coz hes a planet of his own this guy.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
this clown will definitely be the last branch to his family tree
February 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Does this submit comment thing work?
February 25th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
cool, any Uk girls wanna date geeks I am building a database. 18-35 age group. Hit me up on ukdogfighter@hotmail.com. Remember. Geek is Chic!
February 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
this guy would not be such a fag if he didnt watch anime, im sure of it. all he has to do is stop watching anime and he wont be a typical nerd who lives with his parents.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
So fake.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
First time i saw this i laughed my ass off….
then i thought about it for a few hours and felt bad for him….
after that i watched it again and laughed even harder…
February 25th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
holy fuck u guys are fucking assholes!!!! i bet he’ll end up getting more pussy in a week than u dumbfucks get in ur entire meaningless life.
and anime is fucking awesome!!!
February 25th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Funny how all the girls say they feel bad for him and hes not that bad, but in real life they probably wouldn’t even get near this guy.
Seriously, don’t post stuff like this on the internet if you don’t want to be laughed at.
I really don’t feel that bad for him now that let the whole world see this. He dug his own hole.
February 25th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bless he needs someone like his mummy soooooooooo sweet any one out there for him lol
February 25th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I didn’t laugh one time through this entire video
It’s sad that you guys laugh at such a sweet guy
Bet you this guy is a freaking beast in bed
He’s completely adorable
=DD
February 25th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
if you blur your eyes, it says “clerk”, but it looks like “dork”. irony…
February 25th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
i farted watching this video!!!!!
February 25th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
he got beat up every day in highschool
February 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
i jacked off to this video
February 25th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
whats with all the fags on this website ‘just let him be himself’
this is the internet you fags not your boy scout meeting
February 25th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
It’s old, but it’s still funny.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
This dude is awesome. A little dorky, yea for sure. But he’s definitely more real than any of you baby dick punks commenting on him. I’d be friends with that dude. Anyone who watches that video and makes fun of a person like that, you need to check urself, cuz ur more than likely a bigger dork than you THINK he is.. and no, ur sideways, 2 sizes too big hat and pants around ur knees doesn’t hide it. In fact, someone should break it to you, you get made fun of a lot MORE than he does.. Suck on that one assclowns..
February 25th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
This guy reminds me of how Fogel looks in Superbad.
Though this guy seems a lot nicer. I didn’t think he was really nerdy until he said…
“Ataru…Has this really cute alien girlfriend.” So anime girls turn you on huh?
February 25th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
This would be so much funnier if I didn’t have friends in high school who were even more socially awkward.
I kinda feel bad for him, though. Props to him for making this vid. He’s not hurting anyone, so I say rock on freaky bro.
February 25th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
ew he reminds me of my art teacher
February 25th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I don’t know, he’s not the guy making a webpage with a “who would you rather do?” quiz on it.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
He makes me fee good about myself.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
i thought these kind of people dont exist…
February 26th, 2008 at 12:32 am
For those who feel sad about this guy, just notice how he tried to deceive ladies in the beginning of his video just to change what he really was about 30 seconds later. Someone really outgoing is not someone scared of socializing. He is trying to be something he is not and that is why he fails at life. He doesn’t need luck, he needs to believe in who he is and try at everything with all he is. Sending in an application for x y or z does not mean trying to achieve what you want. Practically stalking the person who is going to hire you and demonstrating to them that you have the drive and desire to do whatever it takes to achieve that position does. He needs to stop whining and feeling sorry for himself. Time will only pass by, and at the end of the day the only women who will sleep with him will be hookers… who will btw take advantage of him and charge him double.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:19 am
“holy fuck u guys are fucking assholes!!!! i bet he’ll end up getting more pussy in a week than u dumbfucks get in ur entire meaningless life.”
Who knows. All I know is that he has 5 years over me and I’ve gotten more pussy in a year than he has his whole life.
Like I’m not even boasting, I would only have to sleep with one girl for that to be true.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Something tells me that ALL comments that support him are coming from other dorks who are in the same position as this guy without the balls though to admit it and post their video on the net (and humiliate themselves). Just get over it guys. This is what you are. Period. Don’t try to be something you’re not. Anyway I’m going back to my life (and honestly I don’t give a fuck of what you’re going to post about me after this. All I know is I love how my life is…)
February 26th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Just try to imagine how insecure this poor bastard must feel. He would have been picked on at school - had his money stolen and was probably beaten up every day! To top it off, he’s probably still a virgin, while the rest of us were like 16-17 when we got our first root! You assholes should be ashamed of yourselves for ridiculing this guy’s attempt to get a girlfriend!!! I wouldn’t want to be like him, none of us would - he is a dork, but at least he’s a nice guy, not like the rest of you dumb jocks!!! I am ashamed of myself for laughing when I first watched it, you people should all be too!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:21 am
He looks like the biggest pimpdaddy of all time to me. Stud status mother fucker!!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Homeschooled…!?!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:46 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
February 26th, 2008 at 11:23 am
People c’mon, why the fuck are we laughing because of this dude, if we posted all of your ugly heads on the internet, you would go cry to your mom, who would try to take it off the internet.
i love this dude, he looks okay, why the fuck should we hate him? cause he has galsses?
February 26th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I’m sure he’s a nice guy.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I wish people would leave this guy alone. He’s a total sweetheart. When you get to know him, he’s a great guy.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
You know, I do think he is funny a bit..But seriously, I can empathize.
I used to be like him…Mind you, I am a good looking guy though (not trying to boast my own ego or anything)….I had the same issues as him. I do believe that people can change their personalities for the better. I had to deaden my shyness and become sexier, bolder, and more interesting to women…and ultimately accept women for the good and bad things.
Someone needs to give this guy a copy of ”The Game” by Neil Strauss, and materials by Wayne “Juggler” Elise…..The Game was an eye-opener for me and I sought for a change.
I got my first phone # for a girl at 20 years old..after 4 months of going to clubs, and gaining confidence, I’ve been laid already.
This guy really NEEDS to be a more POWERFUL version of himself.
He is an intelligent guy, but if he can’t make a woman feel, his intelligence is meaningless…Women love emotions in a guy…People wonder why nice guys can’t get laid, because they aren’t racy, too friendly, non-flirty, and ultimately lack the qualities that women like in a guy.
The bad boys get women because they can trigger emotion…although I’m not a bad-boy type, I can see how they are successful. Nice guys can be good with women too, but this guy NEEDS to LEARN HOW. Going on the net and being honest is great, but without the understanding of attraction and how to appeal to women, he’s ultimately going to remain the same.
You get what you give.
February 26th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
hi,im er never gonna get laid after this cos everyones gonna laugh at me and now the popes gonna get more pussy than i am cos well im about as useful in sex as a condom machine is in the vatican but oh well, i may be able to get it from a dead dogs dick :p
February 26th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
hi,im er never gonna get laid after this cos everyones gonna laugh at me and now the popes gonna get more p*ssy than i am cos well im about as useful in sex as a condom machine is in the vatican but oh well, i may be able to get it from a dead dogs d*ck :p
February 26th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
OMG, its in its in. thats its in the toilet roll, teehee
February 26th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Make fun of him all you want to now but in about 15 years, ladies won’t be able to keep their hands off of this guy after they see all the money he’s gonna make-either that or he’s gonna end up shooting up a school from the constant teasing!
February 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
He’s going to be rich, that’s for sure. If anything, he’s probably used to the constant teasing, and will use that to fuel him. Not saying that’s a good thing exactly, but it might work.
February 26th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
seriously for all the girls id be nice to him and maybe u can have fun with him and he henta (anmie porn) and do your thing lol
February 26th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
just goes to prove that digg users dont get laid
February 26th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
why is anyone sticking up for this guy. not only was the movie funny but the posts about it were just as funny. maybe if he lost the voice and glasses and sat up straight and got a hair cut and grew some nuts he might be an ok guy…
LOL
February 27th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Judging by the fact that everyone’s supporting this guy, I can only guess that you’re all huge dorks. Just because you’re unattractive nerds, doesn’t mean people who can actually get girls are assholes. Seriously, it comes off as petty jealousy.
Also, any geek is responsible for how they act, and anyone can change. Just because you have geeky hobbies, doesn’t mean you can’t be a normal person the rest of the time. Heck, I enjoy gaming and watching the occasional anime, but I’m also athletic, have at least a basic sense of fashion and make good money as an artist. It doesn’t really take much to pick up girls. It’s about finding a balance. If you live like a geek and don’t even try to change for the better, you don’t really deserve any better. If you want something, you actually have to work for it.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:33 am
Andy, I’m suprised someone as wonderful as you has the time to post about how wonderful you are.
I’m pretty sure this guy knows he’s a dork. He’s probably looking for a dork to date, and he’ll probably find one. It’s funny that people like you, who are willing to conform just so you can write about how great you are, are annoyed by people who don’t conform and are quite happy being their dorky self. Even I’m guilty of selling myself to “fashion” and “making good money” as if these are the meanings of life. He should make you feel guilty for being another tool in line at AE.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:38 am
id hit that…a few times
February 27th, 2008 at 7:48 am
If he put on a wig and some ruby red lipstick I might stick it in his butt. I bet that freak show is capable of some seriously high pitched screams of agony.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Joel Says:
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I wish everyone of u who posted a rude comment on here had a chance to walk a path like this guys. cuz honestly people of this nature are the only real people left in the world the rest of us are just idiots who use and abuse people in our lives.
Joel,
Your comments tell be your as big a dork as he is or a hypocrite.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Jak Mehoff….your posting name tells us all we need to know about you. Your an immature, simple minded pervert who’s removal from this planet would affect no one. So just STFU A-hole.
Oh! and that last comment you added tells me you like little boys dressed up like girls. So, you have no room to talk about anybody else’s personality.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
lulz. I think the comments on this page are funnier than the geek in the video.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’m off to end myself now because some e-douchebag named Phil is having flashbacks of the playground beatings at school and has entirely lost his sense of humor. Ohhhh the agony….your crushing insults have ruined my entire day. Good bye cruel cruel world…
If you don’t want me to slip the salami to young “Aturu” in drag before I go…. why don’t you post up your mothers phone number for me…. you big e-tough guy. I’m sure her brown eye is stretched and worn from much thrusting over the years but I’m still game….just because she is your mom. *kisses*
February 27th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
he is so brave. so brave. he is so true to himself even in his poor condition. i admire this man. go louis.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
poor guy ^^ he looks and talks like a computer-freak
February 28th, 2008 at 6:08 am
i admire this guy too man. it doesnt seem so hard to believe that there is a female equivalent to him out there either. i guess maybe in high school he’d have a tough time but once in college and beyond labels dont really mean shit anyway.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:12 am
oh i forgot to add that i agree with him on the shoes thing and liking natural girls
February 28th, 2008 at 6:56 am
i like him, tasty babes i love the men
February 28th, 2008 at 8:19 am
I wish I had that girls phone number & address I would hook her up with my granny, she would make a MAN out of her or she would kill herself trying. If I was that dude I would kill myself, wich would probably make his familys life a lot easier. Or lock myself in my basement and never ever come out.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
For those who commented about him posting on the Internet, this was from Dating on Demand, which is available through Comcast OnDemand. There are some seriously funny profiles on there. He is dorky but I’ll bet most of the people posting making fun of him would be too chicken to go record their own profile and put it out there for everyone to see.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Tell me he didn’t fart at 0:28 LOL
February 29th, 2008 at 7:19 am
He will never be successful. He’s 23, lives at home and is clearly an idiot.
February 29th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Well from the title “worlds biggest dork” I was expecting something a little bit more than that, hell that wasn’t even funny… just seemed like someone speaking their mind and telling it how it is in their life… meh
As others have said I hope he finds a girl.
February 29th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I know a ton of asian chicks who would love to date this guy.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I liked the ending, where he showed how incredibly close-minded he is. No tattoos might be understandable for a turbonerd such as himself, but no earrings? I don’t think a guy like him is going to make it very far making demands like that, and as for making his username based off of an (obscure) Japanese anime, rockno.jpg.
March 1st, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I’m alot like this guy, all except im not so heavy into japanamation, i dont wear glasses, i dont have a squaky jewish voice, and im actually quite attractive. i have the same social akwardness and insecurity, but people wouldn’t know by looking at me that im a total dork. . . i like crap like comic books, video games, and art. Sometimes i think i’m hiding my nerdiness and insecurity behind this punk rock haircut, tattoos and jeans + t-shirt, just so that i don’t look as insecure as i feel. The biggest thing in life is to be true to yourself, and others. So big-ups to this guy.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:53 pm
freal you guys should just leave this guy alone
he’s just a nice guy learning to socialize and get out
every dude has prry experienced some of what this guy looks like he’s going through
so keep ur crap to urself…
seriously
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:42 am
Wow, what a pimp, this guy probably gets laid all the time, while beating off to anime porn =O
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:44 am
DON”T MAKE FUN OF ME GUYZ, I’LL OWNZ YOU ALL, I DID THIS VIDEO CAUSE IT MAKES ME ALL WILD AND HORNY!, I WAS LOOKIN FOR A MALE PARTNER TO BEAT OFF TO SOME ANIME WHILE WATCHING DOGS HUMP =) I”M THE IDLEPIMP KING I OWN ALL =D
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 am
Seriously, I can teach a girl how to pimp like a mad man, I’ve owned every round in idlepimps, I made this video cause I was needing some love in my life =( but I still yet to hear from anyone =( I’m a sap =( awwwww =(
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Nvm, this video should be deleted I have no found my love, we have anal ALOT, he goes by the name COCA COLA in idlepimps, I can’t tell his real name, we love our gay anal sex =)
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
id stick my man meat in your ass but dont tell jamie.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
steak or burger?
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 am
I just don’t see the point in laughing at this guy. It’s just another way of bullying–come on guys, let him be.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 am
He’s not as bad as a lot of Anime fans I’ve met. He actually seems nice and at least he’s honest about it. From the way he’s talking, it sounds like he actually wants to break away from that crowd and get out of the rut he’s in. Nothing wrong with that. SO he’s a little nerdy, everyone is these days. I remember when playing nintendo was nerdy, now everyone plays f-ing video games and it’s alright.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
girls watch anime too.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
i love how almost all the girls say hes a sweet guy and how they respect him and what he’s doing, but i bet most of them would never even think of dating him and they would probably never talk to him
March 6th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
KidDirty says: After about a minute of watching that I became pretty convinced that he has Asperger’s Syndrome.
WoW! Amazing!! You never met this guy, yet you were able to give a diagnosis after watching a 3 min video. Are you a doctor? How many years of experience do you have in the field?
If you want to defend the guy, go right ahead, but keep your “expert medical opinions” to yourself.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:33 am
I think he totally just farted at 0.28. ROFLOL
March 9th, 2008 at 4:44 am
I’m a guy
I just got turned on by this dude…
(NOT!)
GIMME SOME MORE ANIME PLEASE !!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Kind of funny.. By the time you’ve seen this movie you notice it doens’t say anything..And if you’re fuckin around about leave this guy alone..
STOP MAKING OPTIONS REPLYING LIKE THIS!!
Bunch a fucksticks…..
Met vriendlijke groet, Mthijs:)
March 13th, 2008 at 3:29 am
Here is a list of things to consider:
1. Fuck anime, it’s for faggots!
2. Fuck studdering, it’s for losers!
3. Fuck, my cat possibly might be intersting in you, but won’t date you; that’s for damn sure!
4. Fuck parents, after “your what 27?”, living at home, when the the fuck do they tell the faggot, you, to move out…why not do it yourself?
5. Fuck you, no one else will!
P.S. Anime sucks, you suck, cock, fuck yourself, that’s all you have left…By the way, horizontal on the wrist with the razor is a “fail”, vertical is the only way to go!
Please, everyone else add a number 6+ to the list…
March 16th, 2008 at 9:06 am
of course your user name is shallow thinker hoe else would you think weith such a tiny brain as for opie and anthony tell me shallow what did you pull down last year? these guys are millionaires someones listening and who needs shit-cag-hole anyway what an awful city
March 16th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
wtf i cant see the video
March 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
oh i saw it now…
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
March 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Well,the guy is normal thesedays.
He may live with his parents but come on. How many people out there have thier parents pay for thier Car,for thier insureance, pay for thier College,use thier parents as co-signers,etc. I could go on and on
I love the people that say bad things like that but have relied on thier parents for everything even though they live in thier own place.
As for most girls(not all) they dont want guys like this at a young age,they will once they have had more sex than you can count with the “bad boys” and they are wore out and looking for a Suger Daddy.
March 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
This guy is pretty cool actually… not every1 is the same but i bet this guy grows up and makes more money than ne other dumbfuck in today’s highschools
March 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Wait…what makes people think this guy will be rich in a few years? Maybe I missed something but he didn’t say anything about his job…just that he lives with his parents.
Even if he does end up swimming in money a few years later, he’ll have women swarming over him…but unless he gets a serious makeover, they’ll be cheating on him with a hotter guy within a few weeks.
March 31st, 2008 at 9:15 am
You DO NOT tell women your socially fucked
You DO NOT tell women your wild and outgoing and very shy (mixed message)
You DO NOT tell women your into anime
You DO NOT tell women you hate Sex in the City (chick show)
You DO NOT advertise living with parents unless it’s perminent
You DO NOT tell women your luck and life sucks
and You DO NOT fart in your Date Video and post it on the internet
IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD ! Mention why you work !where you work ! Mention ambition in computers or school ! Mention music a book or a movie that you found insightful ! There has got to be a reason a female would be around him and he’s not saying it !
to the girls who insult him . . . it’s funny as fuck especially the pussy going dry.
to the girls who think it’s fucked up people make fun of him . . . the 40 year old virgin wasn’t a drama . . . it was a comedy much like this video
June 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
after about a minute it looked like this guy has assburgers disease (aspergers) so just him making this video took some serious balls if thats the case…i have seen FAR bigger dorks in my life. and all you fucking girls saying you would date him and hes cute and blah blah blah…im callin bullshit, he is still a fuckin dweeb, and not what women look for. he may be sweet and whatnot but he is not what most of you would consider “dateable” but some people just arent. theres a girl out there for him, he just needs to find a japanese anime artist and hes golden.