If you think you have trouble getting laid, you won't after watching this guy. My favorite part of this is when he references Japanese anime, then tells his prospective date that it's okay if they don't know about it, because if they date him, they'll learn plenty. If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut.
He might be a nice guy and all, but the fact remains that he posted his video on the Internet, and when you do that you're gonna get laughed at. Period. So all you self-righteous saints can shut the fuck up and lighten up, while the rest of us have a good laugh and get back to the real world. And if you can't agree with that, then you obviously should go suck this guy's dick, 'cause Lord knows he needs it.
That guy isn't bad. I'm sure he can find a nice girl. He's funny and thoughtful and obviously has a brain. BTW... there are many female artists who draw anime. Watch the Akira DVD extras.
honestly.... hes not fat lol..... and hes not going to cheat on you.... hes probably not going to go out of his way to hurt you / take advantage of you.... so w/e... hes still a nice guy with a hole in his heart .. he may be a dork but he probably has more talent than most of the people who have commented on this page...
Haha its funny how you girls say omg he is sweet and kind at heart blah blah blah.. then obviously you imply that he aint your type, you are into assholes and wouldnt go out with him. but he has a sweet heart ya'll!!!
If this video is infact real, I just got to say that this dude is not a dork just very socially untrained. Give me 3-5 months to work with this guy and he will be getting laid like a fucking rockstar,
cheers
Seems scripted and false. Yet, any girl like me, about to reach 30, KNOWS that once this boy hits 30, be it a richman or just an average Joe, he is going to have wild sex with us as we are damned tired of apemen with muscles, tiny but thick dicks (steroids condition) and a brain of, well, an ape.
Dorks usually fuck WAAAAAAAAAy better than cool guys, ie: they are needy and dry, so they are restless once they find a place to park the car. Plus, they are easy manipulated to satisfy US rather than themselves cause they know SHIT about sexy anyway... God Bless the geeks!
ahh hes not so bad.It was just his voice. I once saw this guy on craigslist who really wanted a nerdy girl. He was like they have to be into hard core video games, bruce campbell, and know what steampunk is.
You know this isn't a funny video. I personal do think he's cute. I'd rather have a "nerd" than a "bad boy" anyday. Nice guys usually take the time to learn about you and what you really like.
I didn't know this species exist !! I thought it was just a myth !!
they should make a documentary about him serious.. in discovery or Nat Geo or something... we shouldn't neglect such a phenomena, but may be we should all try to get them extinct.
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February 23rd, 2008 at 07:42 am
This guy is good natured and honest. He makes me feel like an asshole, even if he is a dork. I guess I am an asshole...
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:50 am
Ridiculing other people on the internet is among the worst things people are doing these days, really.
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:51 am
So what is the benefit of poking fun at this guy? He sounds honest and just wants a fair go.
Sigh...nice one.
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:03 am
He was honest and unassuming, and that makes his way above those who make fun of him.
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:03 am
i think ataru is a pretty cool guy, eh wears glasses because he needs them to see and doesn't afraid of anything
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:05 am
He might be a nice guy and all, but the fact remains that he posted his video on the Internet, and when you do that you're gonna get laughed at. Period. So all you self-righteous saints can shut the fuck up and lighten up, while the rest of us have a good laugh and get back to the real world. And if you can't agree with that, then you obviously should go suck this guy's dick, 'cause Lord knows he needs it.
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:09 am
That guy isn't bad. I'm sure he can find a nice girl. He's funny and thoughtful and obviously has a brain. BTW... there are many female artists who draw anime. Watch the Akira DVD extras.
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:12 am
NO SYMPATHY! NO SYMPATHY!
HES DECEIVING YOU ALL! HES A MASTERMIND CRIMINAL LOOKING TO RAPE YOU, STEAL YOUR HOUSE, YOUR MONEY, YOUR CAR, AND YOUR PETS. FIGHT THE NERDS!
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:25 am
1:32 for the WIN!
"...and has a nice voice"
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:37 am
I would absolutely date him. Seriously. He seems cuter and by far more intelligent than many men I know. Geek is the new chic.
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:52 am
honestly.... hes not fat lol..... and hes not going to cheat on you.... hes probably not going to go out of his way to hurt you / take advantage of you.... so w/e... hes still a nice guy with a hole in his heart .. he may be a dork but he probably has more talent than most of the people who have commented on this page...
February 23rd, 2008 at 09:03 am
I'm sure this kid knows how to use Google, so I'm surprised he hasn't used it to figure out what women are looking for.
Rule #1: Act confident. Don't be a jerk about it, just don't wear your insecurities on your sleeve.
Rule #2: Women are mostly interested in how you make them feel. Talking about yourself and f-ing anime doesn't do much.
February 23rd, 2008 at 09:08 am
Haha its funny how you girls say omg he is sweet and kind at heart blah blah blah.. then obviously you imply that he aint your type, you are into assholes and wouldnt go out with him. but he has a sweet heart ya'll!!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 09:24 am
Nowadays any degree of celebrity tends to be an aphrodisiac, so I'm sure old Louis here will get at least some poon for his troubles.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
this kid can't be serious.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
ass burgers
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
you guys are assholes Im just trying to find someone like me.... oh god I should have never paid for this...
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 am
this guy is my hero.
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February 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 am
If this video is infact real, I just got to say that this dude is not a dork just very socially untrained. Give me 3-5 months to work with this guy and he will be getting laid like a fucking rockstar,
cheers
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Totally fake- ya'll can't tell that?
February 23rd, 2008 at 02:39 pm
lots of nerd empathy in here haha "he's not so bad"
February 23rd, 2008 at 02:42 pm
aw he seems like a sweet guy
January 26th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
Seems scripted and false. Yet, any girl like me, about to reach 30, KNOWS that once this boy hits 30, be it a richman or just an average Joe, he is going to have wild sex with us as we are damned tired of apemen with muscles, tiny but thick dicks (steroids condition) and a brain of, well, an ape.
Dorks usually fuck WAAAAAAAAAy better than cool guys, ie: they are needy and dry, so they are restless once they find a place to park the car. Plus, they are easy manipulated to satisfy US rather than themselves cause they know SHIT about sexy anyway... God Bless the geeks!
March 12th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
isnt it obvious this is fake?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:59 am
ahh hes not so bad.It was just his voice. I once saw this guy on craigslist who really wanted a nerdy girl. He was like they have to be into hard core video games, bruce campbell, and know what steampunk is.
March 27th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
I just see a World Biggest Gay Dork
March 25th, 2009 at 04:45 pm
ure screwed....
March 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am
You know this isn't a funny video. I personal do think he's cute. I'd rather have a "nerd" than a "bad boy" anyday. Nice guys usually take the time to learn about you and what you really like.
March 21st, 2009 at 01:29 pm
This fake.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:29 am
haha funny man
May 28th, 2009 at 07:56 pm
thanks injection molding from our factory!
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:07 pm
Except Bill Gates wasn't living with his fucking parents and obsessed with anime when he was 23.
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:14 pm
He shouldn't keep talking about being a loser.
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:24 pm
You're a sort of an Idiot.
February 23rd, 2008 at 03:28 pm
Holy shi-! That's one fucking pitiful son of a bitch. His cuteness will get him nowhere if he can't cope with reality.
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:07 pm
I didn't know this species exist !! I thought it was just a myth !!
they should make a documentary about him serious.. in discovery or Nat Geo or something... we shouldn't neglect such a phenomena, but may be we should all try to get them extinct.
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:20 pm
5 bucks says he has his name stitched on his underwear.
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:56 pm
spam
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:57 pm
lol this kid is funny
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:58 pm
he looks like me jon
February 23rd, 2008 at 04:59 pm
i so will do him for $5
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:01 pm
773-996-9098 call me
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:01 pm
i so will do him to but not for $5 have to be $10
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:03 pm
i bet he has a big 1 in there if u know wat i mean :)
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:03 pm
i get an orgasm just watching him oh yes
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:04 pm
i wonder how short it is bet its small like mine
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:04 pm
u know it i bet it -10cm like minve
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:05 pm
im gay and like men i live in chicago illinois ocme to my house we can play internet games all day!!! :)
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:06 pm
il be there in 20 minutes
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:07 pm
woot i got internet fairies!!! :)
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