If you think you have trouble getting laid, you won't after watching this guy. My favorite part of this is when he references Japanese anime, then tells his prospective date that it's okay if they don't know about it, because if they date him, they'll learn plenty. If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut.
I'm sitting here watching this with my fiance and we both think this guy is open, honest, sweet - and probably going to be rich as well. He's a good catch!
Fuck all the sophomoric retards who can't understand that. Go date Keven Federline.
maybe a dam fine bj will fix his womanly voice problem , but living with his parents at 23 im not so sure about. does he have to be home before 10. lol
You know, I was looking at the replies expecting people to be leaving asshole remarks but I'm pretty pleased to see that most people actually admire the guy, as do I.
He might not have the stunning looks of your typical asshole jock, but he's actually pretty smart and I have to agree with him on the piercing and tattoo shit. I hate makeup too, so yeah.
And no he's not the worlds biggest dork. I've seen much worse. Most dorks wouldn't even attempt to get a girlfriend.
HAHAH I can see that most people who viewed this video are just like him and NEVER got laid. For people who said don't make fun of him cause he is honest is just PATHETIC Look AT THIS GUY POSTING ON THE INTERNET FOR LOVE. GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD HOW NORMAL PEOPLE DO AND FIND A GIRL . NOT SIT AT THE COMPUTER WAITING FOR YOUR "ALIEN ANIME" GIRL FRIEND TO FINALLY CONTACT YOU!!! ROFL THIS IS JUST SAD AND I HOPE THIS KID REALIZES HOW SORRY HIS GENETIC GENE POOL WAS AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY SHOULD NEVER PROCREATE AGAIN!
Welcome to our wonderful world of the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave!
Is this what America has come to??
Can we not all be who we are without being judged by other peoples shortcomings and hangups??!??
This is my first time checking this place out. 8^{
I have to admit it doesn't say much for our spoiled, self-centered American lifestyle, now does it.......
"There’s a very good possibility that this guy is a functioning autistic.
In which case you guys should be ashamed of yourselves."
Exactly! After about a minute of watching that I became pretty convinced that he has Asperger's Syndrome.
They have an incredible time with social situations, and just getting the balls to make that video probably took him more courage than most of you will muster in a year.
Good for him for getting the balls up to throw it out there and try to get him some damn poon-tang!
What scares me is to realize that I'm only a few degrees of nerdiness away from this guy (minus the aspergers, thankfully). I can't help but relate to the guy and a lot of his viewpoints. Kudos to him for being this outgoing.
This list of Comments is by far the most Tideltoteing list of personal objectives I'v ever seen, McLovin has started a Revolution of ideas and seeing how left to right these responses are made; makes me think that, from Diversity to Similarity were all idiot assholes and we sud be so lucky to live with are parents and feel okay about it! - But still not expect to get laid any time this decade! --Bro get a tattoo of your Alien Girlfriend and for GOD sakes stop Talkin likeing that!~ you know wht I'm sayin!...
There is a difference between being a sensitive guy and just plain talking on and on about your failures. Talk up your achievements!! move on from failure. As long as hes not the robot guy from Grandmas Boy, this guy may just have what it takes to survive in society today.
Not saying that i do, but i just like to judge people.
This guy seems good, he might need some basic social coaching but I'd pick him as amy friend over a lot of the "cool" people I've met. People who look down on him are just insecure about themselves. Never be ashamed of who you are or what you like to do.
I can't believe everyone is focusing on the sex aspect when it seems more of an issue of his financial situation. Money has an incredible impact on one's romantic life, and he seems pretty disappointed he hasn't gotten the opportunity to do better in life... maybe he couldn't go to college, maybe his professional life is stymied by his being socially awkward... thanks to people like the dicks on this page.
Anyway, I don't see it as an issue of sex. Only teenagers think that's a big deal. He'll get the sex eventually, and he'll get love as well (as long as he shuts up about the damn anime).
I predict he devotes all his time and energy into a business that develops a dork cult following and he becomes a millionaire many times over by the age of 30. A beautiful woman will suddenly come into his life and he will fall madly in love with her. They will marry. After a few years of screwing around on him and spending his fortune she will divorce him and take half of what is left. After several unsuccessful attempts at stalking her he will spiral into a deep depression wasting the rest of his fortune on collectible action figures and unopened mint condition cases of Pokemon cards.
In the end he will spend the rest of his days living in the basement of his mother's home eating Totino's pizza rolls and masturbating to vulgar rape scenes in Japanese animation.
Said "Sort of" 12 times! Real confident aren't we?
"Ataru", the character he compares himself to is a lecherous horny good-for-nothing whose mouth gets him slapped and shocked by women repeatedly. What a great role model!
I love how people are talking about how rich he is going to be when he is older. The majority of people like him aren't smart, sometimes they do a lot of school work, sometimes they don't. Living in his parents house at 23 means he is probably not in college/ is done and too dumb to get a job. You know an apartment takes about 4 shifts a week at mcdonalds
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February 23rd, 2008 at 05:07 pm
its me on top at meatspin.com if u want to know wat it looks like!!! :)
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:08 pm
that is me on top on meatspin.com
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:10 pm
that is my mom on 2girls1cup.com
February 23rd, 2008 at 05:53 pm
I'm sitting here watching this with my fiance and we both think this guy is open, honest, sweet - and probably going to be rich as well. He's a good catch!
Fuck all the sophomoric retards who can't understand that. Go date Keven Federline.
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:39 pm
this guy will never get laid.
February 23rd, 2008 at 06:55 pm
It's McLovin!"!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:01 pm
maybe a dam fine bj will fix his womanly voice problem , but living with his parents at 23 im not so sure about. does he have to be home before 10. lol
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:04 pm
so hes not your average ladies man. but i give him props for being true to himself. there is someone out there for him.
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Classic annoying nasal jew.
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:30 pm
how is this dude not rolling in pussy?
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:36 pm
You know, I was looking at the replies expecting people to be leaving asshole remarks but I'm pretty pleased to see that most people actually admire the guy, as do I.
He might not have the stunning looks of your typical asshole jock, but he's actually pretty smart and I have to agree with him on the piercing and tattoo shit. I hate makeup too, so yeah.
And no he's not the worlds biggest dork. I've seen much worse. Most dorks wouldn't even attempt to get a girlfriend.
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:36 pm
AR15Expert he's not jewish. stop stereotyping us!
besides....I'd so date him. i love smart men!!!
AR15Expert is 51 and virgin!
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:44 pm
You want Honesty...
You will die alone!
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:50 pm
HAHAH I can see that most people who viewed this video are just like him and NEVER got laid. For people who said don't make fun of him cause he is honest is just PATHETIC Look AT THIS GUY POSTING ON THE INTERNET FOR LOVE. GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD HOW NORMAL PEOPLE DO AND FIND A GIRL . NOT SIT AT THE COMPUTER WAITING FOR YOUR "ALIEN ANIME" GIRL FRIEND TO FINALLY CONTACT YOU!!! ROFL THIS IS JUST SAD AND I HOPE THIS KID REALIZES HOW SORRY HIS GENETIC GENE POOL WAS AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY SHOULD NEVER PROCREATE AGAIN!
February 23rd, 2008 at 07:52 pm
Welcome to our wonderful world of the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave!
Is this what America has come to??
Can we not all be who we are without being judged by other peoples shortcomings and hangups??!??
This is my first time checking this place out. 8^{
I have to admit it doesn't say much for our spoiled, self-centered American lifestyle, now does it.......
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:02 pm
dude ... I watch anime ..and I get alot of chicks ...wtf?!
Im a pre med student ...i do research. I study ...
again ... im a black belt ... i party,
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:19 pm
"There’s a very good possibility that this guy is a functioning autistic.
In which case you guys should be ashamed of yourselves."
Exactly! After about a minute of watching that I became pretty convinced that he has Asperger's Syndrome.
They have an incredible time with social situations, and just getting the balls to make that video probably took him more courage than most of you will muster in a year.
Good for him for getting the balls up to throw it out there and try to get him some damn poon-tang!
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:21 pm
I actually went to High School with this kid!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:24 pm
People like this shouldnt reproduce...just lie down and die
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:27 pm
Sarah ... I'm 30, married to a wonderful and beautiful woman, and I am a software engineer. Thanks for playing though.
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:27 pm
BUll poo
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:28 pm
Sad
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:42 pm
He looks like a cuddler
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:47 pm
What scares me is to realize that I'm only a few degrees of nerdiness away from this guy (minus the aspergers, thankfully). I can't help but relate to the guy and a lot of his viewpoints. Kudos to him for being this outgoing.
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:56 pm
You people act like he can help being a dork. What's next, a video picking on a retarded kid?
February 23rd, 2008 at 08:59 pm
o yah id totally date him
February 23rd, 2008 at 09:35 pm
This list of Comments is by far the most Tideltoteing list of personal objectives I'v ever seen, McLovin has started a Revolution of ideas and seeing how left to right these responses are made; makes me think that, from Diversity to Similarity were all idiot assholes and we sud be so lucky to live with are parents and feel okay about it! - But still not expect to get laid any time this decade! --Bro get a tattoo of your Alien Girlfriend and for GOD sakes stop Talkin likeing that!~ you know wht I'm sayin!...
February 23rd, 2008 at 09:41 pm
This takes guts.
Allright little dude! Good luck :)
February 23rd, 2008 at 09:45 pm
There is a difference between being a sensitive guy and just plain talking on and on about your failures. Talk up your achievements!! move on from failure. As long as hes not the robot guy from Grandmas Boy, this guy may just have what it takes to survive in society today.
Not saying that i do, but i just like to judge people.
February 23rd, 2008 at 09:49 pm
....is this a joke?
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
This guy seems good, he might need some basic social coaching but I'd pick him as amy friend over a lot of the "cool" people I've met. People who look down on him are just insecure about themselves. Never be ashamed of who you are or what you like to do.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
this video is seriously lame
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I don't know should I be sad or glad for him...
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
its fake folks. sorry
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
this guy is going to need this website
http://HORNYSISTERS.partyblog.info/?id=63ed1b23
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Uh oh he forgot to mention his World of Warcraft account! Now no one will date him... No one's cool if they don't play World of Warcraft T_T
rofl
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
i think he is more of a runescape kid
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
I can't believe everyone is focusing on the sex aspect when it seems more of an issue of his financial situation. Money has an incredible impact on one's romantic life, and he seems pretty disappointed he hasn't gotten the opportunity to do better in life... maybe he couldn't go to college, maybe his professional life is stymied by his being socially awkward... thanks to people like the dicks on this page.
Anyway, I don't see it as an issue of sex. Only teenagers think that's a big deal. He'll get the sex eventually, and he'll get love as well (as long as he shuts up about the damn anime).
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Wow....i think i'll go a few years without sex now...
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
what a fag
February 24th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Joke Vid. Laugh's on you.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I predict he devotes all his time and energy into a business that develops a dork cult following and he becomes a millionaire many times over by the age of 30. A beautiful woman will suddenly come into his life and he will fall madly in love with her. They will marry. After a few years of screwing around on him and spending his fortune she will divorce him and take half of what is left. After several unsuccessful attempts at stalking her he will spiral into a deep depression wasting the rest of his fortune on collectible action figures and unopened mint condition cases of Pokemon cards.
In the end he will spend the rest of his days living in the basement of his mother's home eating Totino's pizza rolls and masturbating to vulgar rape scenes in Japanese animation.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Said "Sort of" 12 times! Real confident aren't we?
"Ataru", the character he compares himself to is a lecherous horny good-for-nothing whose mouth gets him slapped and shocked by women repeatedly. What a great role model!
February 24th, 2008 at 12:35 am
The ultimate stereotype!
February 24th, 2008 at 12:42 am
This guy could easily reel in bitches if he would just shut his mouth and stop being himself.
February 24th, 2008 at 01:04 am
....survival of the fittest incarnate. Stick to the dairy section you fat fuckers
February 24th, 2008 at 02:42 am
aww...thats not nice, feel bad for the guy hes wierd but he cant help it.... dont make fun of him lol help him lol..awwww poor guy
February 24th, 2008 at 02:42 am
haha that shits great i need to find more being on HA gets to you after awhile
February 24th, 2008 at 03:12 am
i think my chemistry teacher d be a perfect gf for this guy...hmmm
February 24th, 2008 at 03:28 am
I love how people are talking about how rich he is going to be when he is older. The majority of people like him aren't smart, sometimes they do a lot of school work, sometimes they don't. Living in his parents house at 23 means he is probably not in college/ is done and too dumb to get a job. You know an apartment takes about 4 shifts a week at mcdonalds
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