If you think you have trouble getting laid, you won't after watching this guy. My favorite part of this is when he references Japanese anime, then tells his prospective date that it's okay if they don't know about it, because if they date him, they'll learn plenty. If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut.
A barrel of laughs to be around? I did quite a bit of laughing as I watched you on this video, at least. Poor dude.
He's awfully particular, isn't he? He wants an honest, easy-going woman who isn't materialistic and possesses no jewelery/tattoos. My friend, if you're desperate enough to turn yourself into a dating advertisement, you should take whatever you can get.
I'd say something like, "If you've got a vagina, give me a ring."
Friends, as a creator of a major shock film series, I have to say, this was pretty shocking. Not the video of the guy looking to score, but the posts by some of you lamos. You've got the guys that dog him for being a creative individual, and the guys who stick up for him. You even have the chicks that either dig him or hope he finds someone that does.
This is what it is all about. Love him or hate him, we have the chance to voice our opinions every day in public online forums. Keep up the productive conversation, ingrain it into society any way you can.
On a completely unrelated note, if anyone finds a little brass key, please stop by my office.
Hmm... I always find these datevideos so funny. You can actually learn a lot on what NOT to do. I hope the guy finds a girl of his kind.... But ffs... why do we only see guys on these datevideos? I´ve actually never seen a girl screw up on these things...
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
"...seeing as u have nothing better to do but watch this video, ur probably jerking off to some lame animal porn later cuz u cant get any pussy yourself."
Riiiggghhhtttt and yet here you were watching the video too...still waiting on that mexican chick fucking the donkey video to download? Damn retard. Think before you post...you are embarassing yourself. Your parents should be ashamed.
lmfao..."if i were to change something about myself..."
if i was him i would get a new body,voice, and personality. basiclly he should be a whole different person.
Wonder what the fuss is all about. Just leave the kid alone. Whoever put this up on digg certainly had a score to settle against this kid. He's far better than the losers who hide behind the anonymity provided by the internet and post crap about him.
On the bright side I am sure there are lot's of girls out there who've seen this and think he's a pretty cool person to be with.
I don't know if it is bravery or frustration,
but this guy has really some stones, to tell the world everything about him quiet honest.He properly has to now, that he is a powergeek, so very bald move.
Geeks? Nice guys? People like this tend to be in their first relationship far too late in their lives, and as such are inept at confronting their partners with problems.
Their tenderness usually dies down after the first two months or so and whadd'ya know, you get Mr Ice-Man with a huge chip on his shoulder.
Is it me or did this guy contradict himself so many times? How can he be a wild and crazy guy yet down to earth and normal, or very outgoing yet extremely shy?
Assuming he's real, you can tell he doesn't succeed from A) his language (specifically these contradictions) and B) him pretending that its simply 'luck' that isn't allowing him to succeed
He's indecisive and in denial. That's why he's who he is.
I've got a friend-type-guy with bad teeth, bad hair, bad face and a bad attitude, and he can't understand why he can't get girls. God, I just can't tell him he's ugly and annoying.
I dont get it, this guy seems a lot nicer then many people i have encountered - i say the dorks are the people who posted this video in the attempt to somehow ridicule this gentlman over the internet.
Ive watched these people on Comcast- where I think this is coming from- Hes a catch compared to the others...Yeah he was a dork, but really I dont think he came off bad at all.
lol. well i think hes very much like his anemic ohh sry thats anime character. maybe hell end up with his own alien girlfriend coz hes a planet of his own this guy.
this guy would not be such a fag if he didnt watch anime, im sure of it. all he has to do is stop watching anime and he wont be a typical nerd who lives with his parents.
First time i saw this i laughed my ass off....
then i thought about it for a few hours and felt bad for him....
after that i watched it again and laughed even harder...
Funny how all the girls say they feel bad for him and hes not that bad, but in real life they probably wouldn't even get near this guy.
Seriously, don't post stuff like this on the internet if you don't want to be laughed at.
I really don't feel that bad for him now that let the whole world see this. He dug his own hole.
I didn't laugh one time through this entire video
It's sad that you guys laugh at such a sweet guy
Bet you this guy is a freaking beast in bed
He's completely adorable
=DD
This dude is awesome. A little dorky, yea for sure. But he's definitely more real than any of you baby dick punks commenting on him. I'd be friends with that dude. Anyone who watches that video and makes fun of a person like that, you need to check urself, cuz ur more than likely a bigger dork than you THINK he is.. and no, ur sideways, 2 sizes too big hat and pants around ur knees doesn't hide it. In fact, someone should break it to you, you get made fun of a lot MORE than he does.. Suck on that one assclowns..
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February 24th, 2008 at 03:30 am
Would love to see how the fat pig females hide their fat arms and necks on this dating site!
February 24th, 2008 at 04:48 am
i dont get it
February 24th, 2008 at 05:20 am
A barrel of laughs to be around? I did quite a bit of laughing as I watched you on this video, at least. Poor dude.
He's awfully particular, isn't he? He wants an honest, easy-going woman who isn't materialistic and possesses no jewelery/tattoos. My friend, if you're desperate enough to turn yourself into a dating advertisement, you should take whatever you can get.
I'd say something like, "If you've got a vagina, give me a ring."
February 24th, 2008 at 06:01 am
Friends, as a creator of a major shock film series, I have to say, this was pretty shocking. Not the video of the guy looking to score, but the posts by some of you lamos. You've got the guys that dog him for being a creative individual, and the guys who stick up for him. You even have the chicks that either dig him or hope he finds someone that does.
This is what it is all about. Love him or hate him, we have the chance to voice our opinions every day in public online forums. Keep up the productive conversation, ingrain it into society any way you can.
On a completely unrelated note, if anyone finds a little brass key, please stop by my office.
February 24th, 2008 at 06:53 am
Hmm... I always find these datevideos so funny. You can actually learn a lot on what NOT to do. I hope the guy finds a girl of his kind.... But ffs... why do we only see guys on these datevideos? I´ve actually never seen a girl screw up on these things...
February 24th, 2008 at 07:03 am
props Says:
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
"...seeing as u have nothing better to do but watch this video, ur probably jerking off to some lame animal porn later cuz u cant get any pussy yourself."
Riiiggghhhtttt and yet here you were watching the video too...still waiting on that mexican chick fucking the donkey video to download? Damn retard. Think before you post...you are embarassing yourself. Your parents should be ashamed.
February 24th, 2008 at 07:09 am
What a fag. How are you going to get a girl if you are so down on yourself and show zero confidence.. shits sad
February 24th, 2008 at 07:24 am
Somebody please tell him about the game, fast!
February 24th, 2008 at 07:37 am
lmfao..."if i were to change something about myself..."
if i was him i would get a new body,voice, and personality. basiclly he should be a whole different person.
February 24th, 2008 at 07:43 am
Aww, bless. I wish him luck. :)
February 24th, 2008 at 09:08 am
IMHO this is the COOLEST kid to be with.
Wonder what the fuss is all about. Just leave the kid alone. Whoever put this up on digg certainly had a score to settle against this kid. He's far better than the losers who hide behind the anonymity provided by the internet and post crap about him.
On the bright side I am sure there are lot's of girls out there who've seen this and think he's a pretty cool person to be with.
February 24th, 2008 at 09:32 am
I don't know if it is bravery or frustration,
but this guy has really some stones, to tell the world everything about him quiet honest.He properly has to now, that he is a powergeek, so very bald move.
February 24th, 2008 at 09:46 am
Geeks? Nice guys? People like this tend to be in their first relationship far too late in their lives, and as such are inept at confronting their partners with problems.
Their tenderness usually dies down after the first two months or so and whadd'ya know, you get Mr Ice-Man with a huge chip on his shoulder.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Is it me or did this guy contradict himself so many times? How can he be a wild and crazy guy yet down to earth and normal, or very outgoing yet extremely shy?
Assuming he's real, you can tell he doesn't succeed from A) his language (specifically these contradictions) and B) him pretending that its simply 'luck' that isn't allowing him to succeed
He's indecisive and in denial. That's why he's who he is.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:34 am
He is so SWEET! =P Poor sod!
I've got a friend-type-guy with bad teeth, bad hair, bad face and a bad attitude, and he can't understand why he can't get girls. God, I just can't tell him he's ugly and annoying.
Poor, oblivious nerds.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:40 am
I dont get it, this guy seems a lot nicer then many people i have encountered - i say the dorks are the people who posted this video in the attempt to somehow ridicule this gentlman over the internet.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:53 am
i dont see the point on this video?? whats the nerdiisch with him he is honest, friendly not a boring normal guy... jeje
February 24th, 2008 at 11:26 am
.......his voice is way to Freaking nerdy.
i would haveto strangle this dork at the start of a conversation
February 24th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
atleast he is honest.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
hey kate ill moisten that pussy for you,and the girls that said hes sweet i bet are all fat with pimples all over there face.
February 24th, 2008 at 01:15 pm
by anime he meant cartoon porn.
February 24th, 2008 at 01:39 pm
If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut. LOL!
February 24th, 2008 at 02:32 pm
Ive watched these people on Comcast- where I think this is coming from- Hes a catch compared to the others...Yeah he was a dork, but really I dont think he came off bad at all.
February 24th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
I bet hes huge.
February 24th, 2008 at 03:48 pm
body, like a turtle head
February 24th, 2008 at 04:00 pm
lol the comments are funnier than the vid.
theres a weirdo for all of us. he'll get lucky im sure :)
February 24th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
He will get dick :)
February 24th, 2008 at 04:52 pm
Anyone got his number, i have a strong passion for nerds.
February 24th, 2008 at 05:14 pm
Good thing for this kind of guy is he won't have to worry about wasting all his money on women. Future Bill Gates.
February 24th, 2008 at 06:44 pm
lol. well i think hes very much like his anemic ohh sry thats anime character. maybe hell end up with his own alien girlfriend coz hes a planet of his own this guy.
February 24th, 2008 at 07:04 pm
this clown will definitely be the last branch to his family tree
February 24th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Does this submit comment thing work?
February 24th, 2008 at 07:32 pm
cool, any Uk girls wanna date geeks I am building a database. 18-35 age group. Hit me up on ukdogfighter@hotmail.com. Remember. Geek is Chic!
February 24th, 2008 at 07:33 pm
this guy would not be such a fag if he didnt watch anime, im sure of it. all he has to do is stop watching anime and he wont be a typical nerd who lives with his parents.
February 24th, 2008 at 07:35 pm
So fake.
February 24th, 2008 at 07:37 pm
First time i saw this i laughed my ass off....
then i thought about it for a few hours and felt bad for him....
after that i watched it again and laughed even harder...
February 24th, 2008 at 07:49 pm
holy fuck u guys are fucking assholes!!!! i bet he'll end up getting more pussy in a week than u dumbfucks get in ur entire meaningless life.
and anime is fucking awesome!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 07:58 pm
Funny how all the girls say they feel bad for him and hes not that bad, but in real life they probably wouldn't even get near this guy.
Seriously, don't post stuff like this on the internet if you don't want to be laughed at.
I really don't feel that bad for him now that let the whole world see this. He dug his own hole.
February 24th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bless he needs someone like his mummy soooooooooo sweet any one out there for him lol
February 24th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
I didn't laugh one time through this entire video
It's sad that you guys laugh at such a sweet guy
Bet you this guy is a freaking beast in bed
He's completely adorable
=DD
February 24th, 2008 at 09:34 pm
if you blur your eyes, it says "clerk", but it looks like "dork". irony...
February 24th, 2008 at 09:58 pm
i farted watching this video!!!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
he got beat up every day in highschool
February 24th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
i jacked off to this video
February 24th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
whats with all the fags on this website 'just let him be himself'
this is the internet you fags not your boy scout meeting
February 24th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
It's old, but it's still funny.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
This dude is awesome. A little dorky, yea for sure. But he's definitely more real than any of you baby dick punks commenting on him. I'd be friends with that dude. Anyone who watches that video and makes fun of a person like that, you need to check urself, cuz ur more than likely a bigger dork than you THINK he is.. and no, ur sideways, 2 sizes too big hat and pants around ur knees doesn't hide it. In fact, someone should break it to you, you get made fun of a lot MORE than he does.. Suck on that one assclowns..
February 24th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
This guy reminds me of how Fogel looks in Superbad.
Though this guy seems a lot nicer. I didn't think he was really nerdy until he said...
"Ataru...Has this really cute alien girlfriend." So anime girls turn you on huh?
February 24th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
This would be so much funnier if I didn't have friends in high school who were even more socially awkward.
I kinda feel bad for him, though. Props to him for making this vid. He's not hurting anyone, so I say rock on freaky bro. ;)
February 25th, 2008 at 12:16 am
ew he reminds me of my art teacher
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