If you think you have trouble getting laid, you won't after watching this guy. My favorite part of this is when he references Japanese anime, then tells his prospective date that it's okay if they don't know about it, because if they date him, they'll learn plenty. If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut.
For those who feel sad about this guy, just notice how he tried to deceive ladies in the beginning of his video just to change what he really was about 30 seconds later. Someone really outgoing is not someone scared of socializing. He is trying to be something he is not and that is why he fails at life. He doesn't need luck, he needs to believe in who he is and try at everything with all he is. Sending in an application for x y or z does not mean trying to achieve what you want. Practically stalking the person who is going to hire you and demonstrating to them that you have the drive and desire to do whatever it takes to achieve that position does. He needs to stop whining and feeling sorry for himself. Time will only pass by, and at the end of the day the only women who will sleep with him will be hookers... who will btw take advantage of him and charge him double.
Something tells me that ALL comments that support him are coming from other dorks who are in the same position as this guy without the balls though to admit it and post their video on the net (and humiliate themselves). Just get over it guys. This is what you are. Period. Don't try to be something you're not. Anyway I'm going back to my life (and honestly I don't give a fuck of what you're going to post about me after this. All I know is I love how my life is...)
Just try to imagine how insecure this poor bastard must feel. He would have been picked on at school - had his money stolen and was probably beaten up every day! To top it off, he's probably still a virgin, while the rest of us were like 16-17 when we got our first root! You assholes should be ashamed of yourselves for ridiculing this guy's attempt to get a girlfriend!!! I wouldn't want to be like him, none of us would - he is a dork, but at least he's a nice guy, not like the rest of you dumb jocks!!! I am ashamed of myself for laughing when I first watched it, you people should all be too!
People c'mon, why the fuck are we laughing because of this dude, if we posted all of your ugly heads on the internet, you would go cry to your mom, who would try to take it off the internet.
i love this dude, he looks okay, why the fuck should we hate him? cause he has galsses?
You know, I do think he is funny a bit..But seriously, I can empathize.
I used to be like him...Mind you, I am a good looking guy though (not trying to boast my own ego or anything)....I had the same issues as him. I do believe that people can change their personalities for the better. I had to deaden my shyness and become sexier, bolder, and more interesting to women...and ultimately accept women for the good and bad things.
Someone needs to give this guy a copy of ''The Game'' by Neil Strauss, and materials by Wayne "Juggler'' Elise.....The Game was an eye-opener for me and I sought for a change.
I got my first phone # for a girl at 20 years old..after 4 months of going to clubs, and gaining confidence, I've been laid already.
This guy really NEEDS to be a more POWERFUL version of himself.
He is an intelligent guy, but if he can't make a woman feel, his intelligence is meaningless...Women love emotions in a guy...People wonder why nice guys can't get laid, because they aren't racy, too friendly, non-flirty, and ultimately lack the qualities that women like in a guy.
The bad boys get women because they can trigger emotion...although I'm not a bad-boy type, I can see how they are successful. Nice guys can be good with women too, but this guy NEEDS to LEARN HOW. Going on the net and being honest is great, but without the understanding of attraction and how to appeal to women, he's ultimately going to remain the same.
hi,im er never gonna get laid after this cos everyones gonna laugh at me and now the popes gonna get more pussy than i am cos well im about as useful in sex as a condom machine is in the vatican but oh well, i may be able to get it from a dead dogs dick :p
hi,im er never gonna get laid after this cos everyones gonna laugh at me and now the popes gonna get more p*ssy than i am cos well im about as useful in sex as a condom machine is in the vatican but oh well, i may be able to get it from a dead dogs d*ck :p
Make fun of him all you want to now but in about 15 years, ladies won't be able to keep their hands off of this guy after they see all the money he's gonna make-either that or he's gonna end up shooting up a school from the constant teasing!
He's going to be rich, that's for sure. If anything, he's probably used to the constant teasing, and will use that to fuel him. Not saying that's a good thing exactly, but it might work.
why is anyone sticking up for this guy. not only was the movie funny but the posts about it were just as funny. maybe if he lost the voice and glasses and sat up straight and got a hair cut and grew some nuts he might be an ok guy...
Judging by the fact that everyone's supporting this guy, I can only guess that you're all huge dorks. Just because you're unattractive nerds, doesn't mean people who can actually get girls are assholes. Seriously, it comes off as petty jealousy.
Also, any geek is responsible for how they act, and anyone can change. Just because you have geeky hobbies, doesn't mean you can't be a normal person the rest of the time. Heck, I enjoy gaming and watching the occasional anime, but I'm also athletic, have at least a basic sense of fashion and make good money as an artist. It doesn't really take much to pick up girls. It's about finding a balance. If you live like a geek and don't even try to change for the better, you don't really deserve any better. If you want something, you actually have to work for it.
Andy, I'm suprised someone as wonderful as you has the time to post about how wonderful you are.
I'm pretty sure this guy knows he's a dork. He's probably looking for a dork to date, and he'll probably find one. It's funny that people like you, who are willing to conform just so you can write about how great you are, are annoyed by people who don't conform and are quite happy being their dorky self. Even I'm guilty of selling myself to "fashion" and "making good money" as if these are the meanings of life. He should make you feel guilty for being another tool in line at AE.
If he put on a wig and some ruby red lipstick I might stick it in his butt. I bet that freak show is capable of some seriously high pitched screams of agony.
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I wish everyone of u who posted a rude comment on here had a chance to walk a path like this guys. cuz honestly people of this nature are the only real people left in the world the rest of us are just idiots who use and abuse people in our lives.
Joel,
Your comments tell be your as big a dork as he is or a hypocrite.
Jak Mehoff....your posting name tells us all we need to know about you. Your an immature, simple minded pervert who's removal from this planet would affect no one. So just STFU A-hole.
Oh! and that last comment you added tells me you like little boys dressed up like girls. So, you have no room to talk about anybody else's personality.
I'm off to end myself now because some e-douchebag named Phil is having flashbacks of the playground beatings at school and has entirely lost his sense of humor. Ohhhh the agony....your crushing insults have ruined my entire day. Good bye cruel cruel world...
If you don't want me to slip the salami to young "Aturu" in drag before I go.... why don't you post up your mothers phone number for me.... you big e-tough guy. I'm sure her brown eye is stretched and worn from much thrusting over the years but I'm still game....just because she is your mom. *kisses*
i admire this guy too man. it doesnt seem so hard to believe that there is a female equivalent to him out there either. i guess maybe in high school he'd have a tough time but once in college and beyond labels dont really mean shit anyway.
I wish I had that girls phone number & address I would hook her up with my granny, she would make a MAN out of her or she would kill herself trying. If I was that dude I would kill myself, wich would probably make his familys life a lot easier. Or lock myself in my basement and never ever come out.
For those who commented about him posting on the Internet, this was from Dating on Demand, which is available through Comcast OnDemand. There are some seriously funny profiles on there. He is dorky but I'll bet most of the people posting making fun of him would be too chicken to go record their own profile and put it out there for everyone to see.
Well from the title "worlds biggest dork" I was expecting something a little bit more than that, hell that wasn't even funny... just seemed like someone speaking their mind and telling it how it is in their life... meh
I liked the ending, where he showed how incredibly close-minded he is. No tattoos might be understandable for a turbonerd such as himself, but no earrings? I don't think a guy like him is going to make it very far making demands like that, and as for making his username based off of an (obscure) Japanese anime, rockno.jpg.
I'm alot like this guy, all except im not so heavy into japanamation, i dont wear glasses, i dont have a squaky jewish voice, and im actually quite attractive. i have the same social akwardness and insecurity, but people wouldn't know by looking at me that im a total dork. . . i like crap like comic books, video games, and art. Sometimes i think i'm hiding my nerdiness and insecurity behind this punk rock haircut, tattoos and jeans + t-shirt, just so that i don't look as insecure as i feel. The biggest thing in life is to be true to yourself, and others. So big-ups to this guy.
freal you guys should just leave this guy alone
he's just a nice guy learning to socialize and get out
every dude has prry experienced some of what this guy looks like he's going through
so keep ur crap to urself...
seriously
DON"T MAKE FUN OF ME GUYZ, I'LL OWNZ YOU ALL, I DID THIS VIDEO CAUSE IT MAKES ME ALL WILD AND HORNY!, I WAS LOOKIN FOR A MALE PARTNER TO BEAT OFF TO SOME ANIME WHILE WATCHING DOGS HUMP =) I"M THE IDLEPIMP KING I OWN ALL =D
Seriously, I can teach a girl how to pimp like a mad man, I've owned every round in idlepimps, I made this video cause I was needing some love in my life =( but I still yet to hear from anyone =( I'm a sap =( awwwww =(
Nvm, this video should be deleted I have no found my love, we have anal ALOT, he goes by the name COCA COLA in idlepimps, I can't tell his real name, we love our gay anal sex =)
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February 25th, 2008 at 12:40 am
I don't know, he's not the guy making a webpage with a "who would you rather do?" quiz on it.
February 25th, 2008 at 03:27 am
He makes me fee good about myself.
February 25th, 2008 at 03:46 am
i thought these kind of people dont exist...
February 25th, 2008 at 05:32 am
For those who feel sad about this guy, just notice how he tried to deceive ladies in the beginning of his video just to change what he really was about 30 seconds later. Someone really outgoing is not someone scared of socializing. He is trying to be something he is not and that is why he fails at life. He doesn't need luck, he needs to believe in who he is and try at everything with all he is. Sending in an application for x y or z does not mean trying to achieve what you want. Practically stalking the person who is going to hire you and demonstrating to them that you have the drive and desire to do whatever it takes to achieve that position does. He needs to stop whining and feeling sorry for himself. Time will only pass by, and at the end of the day the only women who will sleep with him will be hookers... who will btw take advantage of him and charge him double.
February 25th, 2008 at 07:19 am
"holy fuck u guys are fucking assholes!!!! i bet he’ll end up getting more pussy in a week than u dumbfucks get in ur entire meaningless life."
Who knows. All I know is that he has 5 years over me and I've gotten more pussy in a year than he has his whole life.
Like I'm not even boasting, I would only have to sleep with one girl for that to be true.
February 25th, 2008 at 09:34 am
Something tells me that ALL comments that support him are coming from other dorks who are in the same position as this guy without the balls though to admit it and post their video on the net (and humiliate themselves). Just get over it guys. This is what you are. Period. Don't try to be something you're not. Anyway I'm going back to my life (and honestly I don't give a fuck of what you're going to post about me after this. All I know is I love how my life is...)
February 25th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Just try to imagine how insecure this poor bastard must feel. He would have been picked on at school - had his money stolen and was probably beaten up every day! To top it off, he's probably still a virgin, while the rest of us were like 16-17 when we got our first root! You assholes should be ashamed of yourselves for ridiculing this guy's attempt to get a girlfriend!!! I wouldn't want to be like him, none of us would - he is a dork, but at least he's a nice guy, not like the rest of you dumb jocks!!! I am ashamed of myself for laughing when I first watched it, you people should all be too!
February 25th, 2008 at 02:21 pm
He looks like the biggest pimpdaddy of all time to me. Stud status mother fucker!!
February 25th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
Homeschooled...!?!
February 25th, 2008 at 03:46 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
February 25th, 2008 at 04:23 pm
People c'mon, why the fuck are we laughing because of this dude, if we posted all of your ugly heads on the internet, you would go cry to your mom, who would try to take it off the internet.
i love this dude, he looks okay, why the fuck should we hate him? cause he has galsses?
February 25th, 2008 at 05:35 pm
I'm sure he's a nice guy.
February 25th, 2008 at 07:05 pm
I wish people would leave this guy alone. He's a total sweetheart. When you get to know him, he's a great guy.
February 25th, 2008 at 07:08 pm
You know, I do think he is funny a bit..But seriously, I can empathize.
I used to be like him...Mind you, I am a good looking guy though (not trying to boast my own ego or anything)....I had the same issues as him. I do believe that people can change their personalities for the better. I had to deaden my shyness and become sexier, bolder, and more interesting to women...and ultimately accept women for the good and bad things.
Someone needs to give this guy a copy of ''The Game'' by Neil Strauss, and materials by Wayne "Juggler'' Elise.....The Game was an eye-opener for me and I sought for a change.
I got my first phone # for a girl at 20 years old..after 4 months of going to clubs, and gaining confidence, I've been laid already.
This guy really NEEDS to be a more POWERFUL version of himself.
He is an intelligent guy, but if he can't make a woman feel, his intelligence is meaningless...Women love emotions in a guy...People wonder why nice guys can't get laid, because they aren't racy, too friendly, non-flirty, and ultimately lack the qualities that women like in a guy.
The bad boys get women because they can trigger emotion...although I'm not a bad-boy type, I can see how they are successful. Nice guys can be good with women too, but this guy NEEDS to LEARN HOW. Going on the net and being honest is great, but without the understanding of attraction and how to appeal to women, he's ultimately going to remain the same.
You get what you give.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
hi,im er never gonna get laid after this cos everyones gonna laugh at me and now the popes gonna get more pussy than i am cos well im about as useful in sex as a condom machine is in the vatican but oh well, i may be able to get it from a dead dogs dick :p
February 25th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
hi,im er never gonna get laid after this cos everyones gonna laugh at me and now the popes gonna get more p*ssy than i am cos well im about as useful in sex as a condom machine is in the vatican but oh well, i may be able to get it from a dead dogs d*ck :p
February 25th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
OMG, its in its in. thats its in the toilet roll, teehee
February 25th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Make fun of him all you want to now but in about 15 years, ladies won't be able to keep their hands off of this guy after they see all the money he's gonna make-either that or he's gonna end up shooting up a school from the constant teasing!
February 25th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
He's going to be rich, that's for sure. If anything, he's probably used to the constant teasing, and will use that to fuel him. Not saying that's a good thing exactly, but it might work.
February 26th, 2008 at 01:42 am
seriously for all the girls id be nice to him and maybe u can have fun with him and he henta (anmie porn) and do your thing lol
February 26th, 2008 at 03:32 am
just goes to prove that digg users dont get laid
February 26th, 2008 at 04:41 am
why is anyone sticking up for this guy. not only was the movie funny but the posts about it were just as funny. maybe if he lost the voice and glasses and sat up straight and got a hair cut and grew some nuts he might be an ok guy...
LOL
February 26th, 2008 at 05:27 am
Judging by the fact that everyone's supporting this guy, I can only guess that you're all huge dorks. Just because you're unattractive nerds, doesn't mean people who can actually get girls are assholes. Seriously, it comes off as petty jealousy.
Also, any geek is responsible for how they act, and anyone can change. Just because you have geeky hobbies, doesn't mean you can't be a normal person the rest of the time. Heck, I enjoy gaming and watching the occasional anime, but I'm also athletic, have at least a basic sense of fashion and make good money as an artist. It doesn't really take much to pick up girls. It's about finding a balance. If you live like a geek and don't even try to change for the better, you don't really deserve any better. If you want something, you actually have to work for it.
February 26th, 2008 at 07:33 am
Andy, I'm suprised someone as wonderful as you has the time to post about how wonderful you are.
I'm pretty sure this guy knows he's a dork. He's probably looking for a dork to date, and he'll probably find one. It's funny that people like you, who are willing to conform just so you can write about how great you are, are annoyed by people who don't conform and are quite happy being their dorky self. Even I'm guilty of selling myself to "fashion" and "making good money" as if these are the meanings of life. He should make you feel guilty for being another tool in line at AE.
February 26th, 2008 at 09:38 am
id hit that...a few times
February 26th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
If he put on a wig and some ruby red lipstick I might stick it in his butt. I bet that freak show is capable of some seriously high pitched screams of agony.
February 26th, 2008 at 04:11 pm
Joel Says:
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I wish everyone of u who posted a rude comment on here had a chance to walk a path like this guys. cuz honestly people of this nature are the only real people left in the world the rest of us are just idiots who use and abuse people in our lives.
Joel,
Your comments tell be your as big a dork as he is or a hypocrite.
February 26th, 2008 at 04:15 pm
Jak Mehoff....your posting name tells us all we need to know about you. Your an immature, simple minded pervert who's removal from this planet would affect no one. So just STFU A-hole.
Oh! and that last comment you added tells me you like little boys dressed up like girls. So, you have no room to talk about anybody else's personality.
February 26th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
lulz. I think the comments on this page are funnier than the geek in the video.
February 26th, 2008 at 09:23 pm
I'm off to end myself now because some e-douchebag named Phil is having flashbacks of the playground beatings at school and has entirely lost his sense of humor. Ohhhh the agony....your crushing insults have ruined my entire day. Good bye cruel cruel world...
If you don't want me to slip the salami to young "Aturu" in drag before I go.... why don't you post up your mothers phone number for me.... you big e-tough guy. I'm sure her brown eye is stretched and worn from much thrusting over the years but I'm still game....just because she is your mom. *kisses*
February 27th, 2008 at 12:31 am
he is so brave. so brave. he is so true to himself even in his poor condition. i admire this man. go louis.
February 27th, 2008 at 04:29 am
poor guy ^^ he looks and talks like a computer-freak
February 27th, 2008 at 11:08 am
i admire this guy too man. it doesnt seem so hard to believe that there is a female equivalent to him out there either. i guess maybe in high school he'd have a tough time but once in college and beyond labels dont really mean shit anyway.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:12 am
oh i forgot to add that i agree with him on the shoes thing and liking natural girls
February 27th, 2008 at 11:56 am
i like him, tasty babes i love the men
February 27th, 2008 at 01:19 pm
I wish I had that girls phone number & address I would hook her up with my granny, she would make a MAN out of her or she would kill herself trying. If I was that dude I would kill myself, wich would probably make his familys life a lot easier. Or lock myself in my basement and never ever come out.
February 27th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
For those who commented about him posting on the Internet, this was from Dating on Demand, which is available through Comcast OnDemand. There are some seriously funny profiles on there. He is dorky but I'll bet most of the people posting making fun of him would be too chicken to go record their own profile and put it out there for everyone to see.
February 28th, 2008 at 05:05 am
Tell me he didn't fart at 0:28 LOL
March 25th, 2009 at 10:57 am
What kind of ass explosions are you having if that sounds normal to you?
February 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
He will never be successful. He's 23, lives at home and is clearly an idiot.
February 28th, 2008 at 04:12 pm
Well from the title "worlds biggest dork" I was expecting something a little bit more than that, hell that wasn't even funny... just seemed like someone speaking their mind and telling it how it is in their life... meh
As others have said I hope he finds a girl.
February 28th, 2008 at 06:38 pm
I know a ton of asian chicks who would love to date this guy.
February 28th, 2008 at 07:03 pm
I liked the ending, where he showed how incredibly close-minded he is. No tattoos might be understandable for a turbonerd such as himself, but no earrings? I don't think a guy like him is going to make it very far making demands like that, and as for making his username based off of an (obscure) Japanese anime, rockno.jpg.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:56 am
I thought he said that about himself. And he's cute. I can see him getting more girls if he had a different haircut and clothes.
February 29th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
I'm alot like this guy, all except im not so heavy into japanamation, i dont wear glasses, i dont have a squaky jewish voice, and im actually quite attractive. i have the same social akwardness and insecurity, but people wouldn't know by looking at me that im a total dork. . . i like crap like comic books, video games, and art. Sometimes i think i'm hiding my nerdiness and insecurity behind this punk rock haircut, tattoos and jeans + t-shirt, just so that i don't look as insecure as i feel. The biggest thing in life is to be true to yourself, and others. So big-ups to this guy.
February 29th, 2008 at 07:53 pm
freal you guys should just leave this guy alone
he's just a nice guy learning to socialize and get out
every dude has prry experienced some of what this guy looks like he's going through
so keep ur crap to urself...
seriously
March 1st, 2008 at 02:42 pm
Wow, what a pimp, this guy probably gets laid all the time, while beating off to anime porn =O
March 1st, 2008 at 02:44 pm
DON"T MAKE FUN OF ME GUYZ, I'LL OWNZ YOU ALL, I DID THIS VIDEO CAUSE IT MAKES ME ALL WILD AND HORNY!, I WAS LOOKIN FOR A MALE PARTNER TO BEAT OFF TO SOME ANIME WHILE WATCHING DOGS HUMP =) I"M THE IDLEPIMP KING I OWN ALL =D
March 1st, 2008 at 02:47 pm
Seriously, I can teach a girl how to pimp like a mad man, I've owned every round in idlepimps, I made this video cause I was needing some love in my life =( but I still yet to hear from anyone =( I'm a sap =( awwwww =(
March 1st, 2008 at 04:05 pm
Nvm, this video should be deleted I have no found my love, we have anal ALOT, he goes by the name COCA COLA in idlepimps, I can't tell his real name, we love our gay anal sex =)
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