World's Biggest Dork?

February 22nd, 2008 | 02:00 pm


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If you think you have trouble getting laid, you won't after watching this guy. My favorite part of this is when he references Japanese anime, then tells his prospective date that it's okay if they don't know about it, because if they date him, they'll learn plenty. If you listen closely, right after he says that you can hear the sound of millions of vaginas simultaneously clamping shut.

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276 Responses to "World's Biggest Dork?"

  1. Reaper Says:

    id stick my man meat in your ass but dont tell jamie.

  2. Deadly Says:

    steak or burger?

  3. pierson Says:

    I just don't see the point in laughing at this guy. It's just another way of bullying--come on guys, let him be.

  4. Vankook Says:

    He's not as bad as a lot of Anime fans I've met. He actually seems nice and at least he's honest about it. From the way he's talking, it sounds like he actually wants to break away from that crowd and get out of the rut he's in. Nothing wrong with that. SO he's a little nerdy, everyone is these days. I remember when playing nintendo was nerdy, now everyone plays f-ing video games and it's alright.

  5. cbsouljah Says:

    girls watch anime too.

  6. A Says:

    i love how almost all the girls say hes a sweet guy and how they respect him and what he's doing, but i bet most of them would never even think of dating him and they would probably never talk to him

  7. KidDirty sucks Says:

    KidDirty says: After about a minute of watching that I became pretty convinced that he has Asperger’s Syndrome.

    WoW! Amazing!! You never met this guy, yet you were able to give a diagnosis after watching a 3 min video. Are you a doctor? How many years of experience do you have in the field?

    If you want to defend the guy, go right ahead, but keep your "expert medical opinions" to yourself.

  8. bbbb Says:

    I think he totally just farted at 0.28. ROFLOL

  9. Gilli Says:

    I'm a guy
    I just got turned on by this dude...
    (NOT!)
    GIMME SOME MORE ANIME PLEASE !!

  10. Mthijs Says:

    Kind of funny.. By the time you've seen this movie you notice it doens't say anything..And if you're fuckin around about leave this guy alone..
    STOP MAKING OPTIONS REPLYING LIKE THIS!!
    Bunch a fucksticks.....
    Met vriendlijke groet, Mthijs:)

  11. nvrsnglenvrwntng Says:

    Here is a list of things to consider:

    1. Fuck anime, it's for faggots!
    2. Fuck studdering, it's for losers!
    3. Fuck, my cat possibly might be intersting in you, but won't date you; that's for damn sure!
    4. Fuck parents, after "your what 27?", living at home, when the the fuck do they tell the faggot, you, to move out...why not do it yourself?
    5. Fuck you, no one else will!

    P.S. Anime sucks, you suck, cock, fuck yourself, that's all you have left...By the way, horizontal on the wrist with the razor is a "fail", vertical is the only way to go!

    Please, everyone else add a number 6+ to the list...

  12. hack67 Says:

    of course your user name is shallow thinker hoe else would you think weith such a tiny brain as for opie and anthony tell me shallow what did you pull down last year? these guys are millionaires someones listening and who needs shit-cag-hole anyway what an awful city

  13. ROIDRAGEE Says:

    wtf i cant see the video

  14. ROIDRAGEE Says:

    oh i saw it now...

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  15. Bob Says:

    Well,the guy is normal thesedays.

    He may live with his parents but come on. How many people out there have thier parents pay for thier Car,for thier insureance, pay for thier College,use thier parents as co-signers,etc. I could go on and on

    I love the people that say bad things like that but have relied on thier parents for everything even though they live in thier own place.

    As for most girls(not all) they dont want guys like this at a young age,they will once they have had more sex than you can count with the "bad boys" and they are wore out and looking for a Suger Daddy.

  16. G Says:

    your argument would be more compelling if you learn how to spell - it's T-H-E-I-R ! !

    And the guy may be normal... Normal for dudes who aren't getting laid!

  17. Vartanovich III Says:

    This guy is pretty cool actually... not every1 is the same but i bet this guy grows up and makes more money than ne other dumbfuck in today's highschools

  18. Anony Says:

    Wait...what makes people think this guy will be rich in a few years? Maybe I missed something but he didn't say anything about his job...just that he lives with his parents.

    Even if he does end up swimming in money a few years later, he'll have women swarming over him...but unless he gets a serious makeover, they'll be cheating on him with a hotter guy within a few weeks.

  19. Anonymous Says:

    i agree because he is not in highschool hes like 23. "Dumbfuck"

  20. Anonymous Says:

    even thought hes 23 he can still get rich in a few years. 23 is not to old to start living your life

  21. BamMan Says:

    At the beginning of the vid it lists his occupation as a 'typist' $30 says he grows up to be poor as fuck.

  22. Jeff Says:

    You DO NOT tell women your socially fucked
    You DO NOT tell women your wild and outgoing and very shy (mixed message)
    You DO NOT tell women your into anime
    You DO NOT tell women you hate Sex in the City (chick show)
    You DO NOT advertise living with parents unless it's perminent
    You DO NOT tell women your luck and life sucks
    and You DO NOT fart in your Date Video and post it on the internet

    IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD ! Mention why you work !where you work ! Mention ambition in computers or school ! Mention music a book or a movie that you found insightful ! There has got to be a reason a female would be around him and he's not saying it !

    to the girls who insult him . . . it's funny as fuck especially the pussy going dry.

    to the girls who think it's fucked up people make fun of him . . . the 40 year old virgin wasn't a drama . . . it was a comedy much like this video

  23. Pierre Says:

    are you Steve Ward? No, really?

  24. ken Says:

    after about a minute it looked like this guy has assburgers disease (aspergers) so just him making this video took some serious balls if thats the case...i have seen FAR bigger dorks in my life. and all you fucking girls saying you would date him and hes cute and blah blah blah...im callin bullshit, he is still a fuckin dweeb, and not what women look for. he may be sweet and whatnot but he is not what most of you would consider "dateable" but some people just arent. theres a girl out there for him, he just needs to find a japanese anime artist and hes golden.

  25. Says:

    OMG!!! ANIME NERD!!!!!

  26. CG Gibsex Says:

    Its nothing more than a Just a funny gay dork

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