Let's introduce some evidence. The picture above is from the Oscars, last night. I can't say for certain, but I think I can actually see through her skin to the people behind her. I feel like even people in Ireland would be grossed out by how pale she was. But then sometimes I see her and think she's really hot. I'm so confused. I feel like I did after I walked out of No Country For Old Men, except I'm not being bombarded by a group of hipsters telling me "You just don't get it."
C.O.D, do u live in OC, CA? Because I was going to share a very similar story. Although, I didn't date her, per se. But, she is magnificent... In every way, shape and form!!! I'm your typical man-whore. But i'd give it all up for her in a minute, if she asked me to. And by "it" I mean my man-whoring. This girl is elegant beauty personified! And if she wants to woof rails off me shaft, who am I to judge?! And to those who don't agree. Well... That's just, like, your opinion, man! And, it is YOU, who are the ball-lickers!!
I dated a girl who looked exactly like her. In fact, it was really strange watching "Devil Wears Prada" and "Brokeback Mountain" while sitting with her, because I felt like I was seeing her in two places at once. And I consider my ex to be pretty hot.
But in this pic, they look nothing alike. Hathaway looks like coked-up, horse-faced birthday clown. The creepy kind...
You don't have to look at the mantle piece when you stoke the fire... I'd do her, then again, I'd do Ellen Degenerouse... she's got the ass of an 8 year old boy...and mentality of a 20 year old boy, but whatever.
seriously? Anne Hathaway is one of the hottest, sexiest chicks in the public eye! She may be a little white in this photo, but you're talking about royalty here (yes, she is hot enough to sit through Princess Diaries 1 & 2!
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October 28th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
i think her skin is whiter than her teeth!
February 28th, 2008 at 01:46 am
I meant C.O.I. My apologies for the typo.
February 26th, 2008 at 08:46 am
Devil eyes.. bulging.. dark and deadly, unfathomable, glowing pits of coal..
February 26th, 2008 at 03:23 am
Yeah I don't know. She does look creepy as Juicy Beans in this though.
February 25th, 2008 at 07:18 pm
creepy. she looks like those people in the black hole sun video when their faces start melting off...
February 25th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Totally hot. Smoking body. Horribly scary picture of her face, though. It could have been a brown bag special on Oscar night.
February 25th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
Also: sexy.
February 25th, 2008 at 03:56 pm
Sexy. Sexy. Sexy.
February 25th, 2008 at 02:48 pm
C.O.D, do u live in OC, CA? Because I was going to share a very similar story. Although, I didn't date her, per se. But, she is magnificent... In every way, shape and form!!! I'm your typical man-whore. But i'd give it all up for her in a minute, if she asked me to. And by "it" I mean my man-whoring. This girl is elegant beauty personified! And if she wants to woof rails off me shaft, who am I to judge?! And to those who don't agree. Well... That's just, like, your opinion, man! And, it is YOU, who are the ball-lickers!!
February 25th, 2008 at 01:59 pm
I dated a girl who looked exactly like her. In fact, it was really strange watching "Devil Wears Prada" and "Brokeback Mountain" while sitting with her, because I felt like I was seeing her in two places at once. And I consider my ex to be pretty hot.
But in this pic, they look nothing alike. Hathaway looks like coked-up, horse-faced birthday clown. The creepy kind...
February 25th, 2008 at 01:47 pm
I'm lucky enough to have witnessed her whoring it up and doing line after line of blow at Vassar. She's as hot as they come.
February 25th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
All you need to do is rent Havoc and you will know whether she is sexy or hot. (HINT: she shows her bare tits)
February 25th, 2008 at 11:17 am
what the hell ?
February 25th, 2008 at 08:55 am
She is unbelievably hot.
I would do her until both our pelvises are destroyed
February 25th, 2008 at 06:32 am
bitch looks scary as shit
February 25th, 2008 at 05:51 am
You don't have to look at the mantle piece when you stoke the fire... I'd do her, then again, I'd do Ellen Degenerouse... she's got the ass of an 8 year old boy...and mentality of a 20 year old boy, but whatever.
February 25th, 2008 at 04:18 am
no matter what you guys think, in the end your response would be "I'd hit that" so get over it...haha
February 25th, 2008 at 03:58 am
creepy....
February 25th, 2008 at 03:00 am
Dudes, if her facial features are not photoshop enhancet? That biatches face is definatly creepy.
February 25th, 2008 at 12:53 am
totally creepy
February 25th, 2008 at 12:35 am
try coverin the top of the picture with your hand
February 25th, 2008 at 12:22 am
I haven't really decided on her either...oh well. I hope loving No Country for Old Men doesn't make me a hipster.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Straight out of Killer Klowns from Outer Space - except for the luscious boobs.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Nice timing Sparky
February 24th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Creepy. She looks like a circus clown in one of those Rob Zombie movies
February 24th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Well in this picture she looks like that cartoon guy on the covers of Mad Magazine, but otherwise I think she's sexy.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
seriously? Anne Hathaway is one of the hottest, sexiest chicks in the public eye! She may be a little white in this photo, but you're talking about royalty here (yes, she is hot enough to sit through Princess Diaries 1 & 2!