February 25th, 2008 | 07:47
Apparently there are people out there who haven't had their asses kicked, because Jason Bourne is back. Popsugar.com reports:
Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass are both lined up for a fourth installment of the Bourne franchise.
Wait, wasn't the last one called "The Bourne Ultimatum?" Why won't they leave Jason Bourne alone?! He gave them a f-ing Ultimatum! When my girlfriend said to me "I'm giving you an ultimatum; either stop masturbating next to me in bed while I sleep, or I'm breaking up with you," I listened! I didn't try to do it one more time even though an episode of Saved By The Bell silently played on our TV!
I refuse to believe people are going to continue to screw with Jason Bourne. Movie studios are losing credibility with me. Anyway, I got a hold of the poster for this new one where they try to address that.
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<p>Apparently there are people out there who haven't had their asses kicked, because Jason Bourne is back. <a href="http://popsugar.com/1074011" target="_blank">Popsugar.com </a>reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass are both lined up for a fourth installment of the Bourne franchise.</p></blockquote>
<p>Wait, wasn't the last one called "The Bourne Ultimatum?" Why won't they leave Jason Bourne alone?! He gave them a f-ing Ultimatum! When my girlfriend said to me "I'm giving you an ultimatum; either stop masturbating next to me in bed while I sleep, or I'm breaking up with you," I listened! I didn't try to do it one more time even though an episode of Saved By The Bell silently played on our TV!</p>
<p>I refuse to believe people are going to continue to screw with Jason Bourne. Movie studios are losing credibility with me. Anyway, I got a hold of the poster for this new one where they try to address that.</p>
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September fth, 2008 at 12:07 am
Ssshhhhhh....they're just movies. JUST MOVIES!! Your supposed to sit back & enjoy watching the many different ways that our OWN Gov't can listen to, watch & interrupt civilian lives when they want to w/ out us EVER knowing. THAT is what makes the movies great...the "chase". I hope they KEEP coming up with ways to fuck with Bourne. If this were real...they wouldn't stop. So there's your validity!!
February fth, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Take that "Duhhh".
And Jason, thanks for owning up to changing your post and not making me look like a total ass...I wasn't trying to be a dick.
Also, I agree with clit wizard, these movies are fucking stupid, and they should just stop...
February fth, 2008 at 06:25 pm
I really don't get what more they can do with this series? I mean people screwed him over, he had no memory and then he fixed all that by killing and learning. Maybe the final(s) movie can be a nice montage of the previous 3 movies, you know remembering the good old days.
February fth, 2008 at 05:08 pm
“I’m giving you an ultimatum; either stop masturbating next to me in bed while I sleep, or I’m breaking up with you,”
Excellent!!
February fth, 2008 at 04:12 pm
Listen to you people. I know you really care about each other. Why all the hate. You should be mad at hollywood for all the sequels. I am sure there is new material.
February fth, 2008 at 03:44 pm
What a bunch of bitches! So quick to be smart-asses and you don't know shit. And completely changing a post after someone calls you out on it is bad form too. You should have just added an edit to the bottom where you correct yourself. This site kinda sucks. Bunch of hacks.
February fth, 2008 at 07:37 am
oh no, I was wrong about who wrote the 4th book! STFU.
The point is, there is a 4th Bourne book and they're making a movie about it and there will most likely be a 5th
Dammit, are you fucking Matt Damon or something Mr. No Name? Or maybe it's Ben Affleck.
February fth, 2008 at 03:30 am
Hey, didn't anyone realize that the 4th and 5th books were written by Eric Van Lustbader? I imagine it would be kind of hard for Ludlum to write more books since he died in 2001, and Legacy was released in 2004? So get your facts straight gh0st before speaking your mind.
BTW, hooligan if you don't like being reminded that people are smarter than you, how about you work on that and get smarter?
February fth, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Fuck Mike!!!!!
I don't like people that are smarter than me to remind me that they are smarter than me.
Ultimatum
February fth, 2008 at 11:38 pm
As much as I would love to say Mike was wrong, originally when I posted this Mike was right, I did say Ultimatum meant the last one. Then i went in and changed the post because Mike is apparently judge at the fucking grammar rodeo. Sorry Mike, that's misdirected anger. It was my mistake originally, which makes me a moron, I know. But i have to own up to my moron..ness or something. Anyway, I appreciate the sentiment DUHHHH, but Mike was originally correct.
February fth, 2008 at 11:29 pm
umm thanks capt. obvious, errr mike. he never said ultimatum meant the last one. he basically said when he got an ultimatum he knew shit was seriously, like seriously. but thanks anyways webster..now i'll just email u whenever i need the definition for say..ass hat? ass hat -noun, singular: see mike
February fth, 2008 at 10:49 pm
these movies are so fucking stupid.
February fth, 2008 at 08:50 pm
or maybe they're making a fourth one because there are four books written by Robert Ludlum about Jason Bourne. There's a 5th book coming out soon too, so when the 5th movie comes out don't be this fucking surprised.
BTW, the fourth book is the Bourne Legacy, so that'll probably be the title of the movie and the 5th book is the Bourne Betrayal.
February fth, 2008 at 07:43 pm
Um...no, ultimatum does not mean "the last one".
ultimatum [altiˈmeitəm] noun — plural ˌultiˈmatums
: a final demand made by one person, nation etc to another, with a threat to stop peaceful discussion and declare war etc if the demand is ignored
Example: An ultimatum has been issued to him to withdraw his troops from our territory.
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